Signs that YOU may be a Puck Bunny

You might be a PuckBunny if...

You arrange your hockey card collection in order of cuteness.

Your team is eliminated from the Playoffs so you root for Calgary "because Kris Beech is a stud!"

You sometimes wonder why they don't make hockey versions of Bop and Tiger Beat.

To you, WHL stands for "Western Hottie League."

You wonder why Jeremy Stevenson and Mike LeClerc don't get called up more often.*

You have a lot of respect for Sergei Fedorov.

You consider Alexandre Daigle to be one of the greats.

You "hate that guy from Billy Madison, but the guy in Happy Gilmore...now there's a stud!"

You think that Al MacInnis and Larry Murphy suck.

Your fantasy league features two- and occasionally three-player teams.

You think that Rocket Richard is Buzz Lightyear's cousin from Toy Story.

You pick Layne Ulmer over David Kaczowka in a fight to the death.

You can't understand why so many people boo David Kaczowka.

You wonder what all the fuss about this "Wayne Gretzky" guy retiring is.

Your pre-game ritual includes Wash 'n Curl.

You wish they'd quit wasting valuable hottie-watching time while "those slow ice cream trucks drive around the ice during half-time."

On your list of hobbies is "hockey players."

You'd kiss Bart Rushmer but not the guy who just moved in next door from Alabama.

You've ever used the words "Jordin TooToo" and "kissable lips" together in the same sentence.

You didn't find a single one of these at all humourous...!

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