Dear Doctor,

Please come soon.

Because you see Doctor,

There are Judoon.

You must believe me Doctor,

They’re on the moon.

Oh, come on Doctor,

I’m not a loon.

So my Doctor,

Don’t come in June.

Because silly Doctor

We’ll run out of air soon.

I know clever Doctor,

That this isn’t a cartoon.

But dear Doctor,

Stop this hospital going boom.