Bad news, everyone. The Hall of Shame is down because Geocities "upgraded" again. You'll have to email your HOS quotes to me to get them up until I can set up another guestbook. {:-(



"I'm sorry - I forgot!"
"But I told you to get it yesterday, but it wasn't got - so go get it!" - 6/12/03 04:59:07
My Email:LeasyBear@aol.com
Who said this: DeLyse / DeLyse's father

Comments:
So I forgot to "got" the chairs from the back patio... The end result? Well, it wasn't got...


"So, you're saying she's really hot?"
"Well, is Winnie a Pooh?" - 6/12/03 04:57:38
My Email:LeasyBear@aol.com
Who said this: DeLyse / Quintin

Comments:
This was followed by quite a long chain of manical laughter, and I had decided then and there that I would never try and hook Donnie up with a date.


*flick, flick* "AH! I can't light my candle!"
"Give me that." *flick, lighter flames* "You gotta be smart....smarter than the candle itself..." - 6/12/03 04:52:44
My Email:LeasyBear@aol.com
Who said this: DeLyse / Quintin

Comments:
My fire spell was snuffed out by a strange green man, and then my lighter refused to help me light my stupid candle! It was horrid... (*sniffle, sniffle*)


"Hey DeLyse - can I ask you a question?"
"Sure, if I don't have to answer it." - 6/12/03 04:36:21
My Email:LeasyBear@aol.com
Who said this: Donnie / DeLyse

Comments:
I don't like feeling naked -er- I mean, exposed! (cool draft blows by....) *whisper* Don't ask...


"I didn't know this was turnable-outsideable!"
"...It isn't. It's reversible." - 6/12/03 04:32:21
My Email:LeasyBear@aol.com
Who said this: Donnie / DeLyse

Comments:
He was examining my fur coat, which I had no idea was reversible until I later examined it myself.


"elkcip taht tae tnod tiaw!" - 2/21/03 04:32:21
My Email:madscientist@landaus.com
Who said this: The Mad Scientist

Comments:
ti teg llouy, elttil a rof ti ta erats.


"Hey dude, hows it going?" - 2/21/03 04:27:48
My Email:madscientist@landaus.com
Who said this: Joey

Comments:
This may not seem odd, but when my friend Joey said that to a squirrel, it seemed odd enough at the time.


"Boshnobo! Quish plod gutri!" - 2/21/03 04:25:36
My Email:madscientist@landaus.com
Who said this: The Mad Scientist

Comments:
I said this hoping to get a locked door to open. It didn't work.


"What would you like for your bithday?"
"A flotilla of ducks"
"What?"
"You asked what I wanted, so I answered you."
"Yes, but what did you say?"
"A flotilla of ducks"
"Thats what I thought." - 2/21/03 04:23:01
My Email:madscientist@landaus.com
Who said this: The Mad Scientist's mother / The Mad Scientist / The Mad Scientist's mother / The Mad Scientist / The Mad Scientist's mother / The Mad Scientist / The Mad Scientist's mother

Comments:
I actually did get a flotilla of ducks. They are rubber. I have named and given registry numbers to all twelve of them.


"Well then, there's only one thing we can do, AMPUTATE!" - 2/21/03 04:19:25
My Email:madscientist@landaus.com
Who said this: The Mad Scientist

Comments:
I strongly believe that amputation is a cure all, like duct tape.


"Fine! But when Yolanda the Spaghetti queen comes and devours your spleen, don't come to me for help!" - 2/21/03 04:15:32
My Email:madscientist@landaus.com
Who said this: The Mad Scientist

Comments:
I said this after she agreed to something that I had asked her to do, but in my infinite eccentrics, I said this anyway.


"Talk with your mouth closed." - 11/12/01 01:19:02
My Email:angel_1750@lycos.com
Who said this: LeeAnn

Comments:
That'll be interesting.


"I’m meeting people I don’t even know." - 11/12/01 01:19:02
My Email:angel_1750@lycos.com
Who said this: LeeAnn

Comments:
=)


"LeeAnn, what are you typing?"
"Nothing."
"It sounds like you were typing something."
"I was but I didn’t put it in words." - 11/12/01 01:19:02
My Email:angel_1750@lycos.com
Who said this: Samantha / LeeAnn / Samantha / LeeAnn

Comments:
=)


"I’m looking at everything I see." - 11/12/01 01:19:02
My Email:angel_1750@lycos.com
Who said this: LeeAnn

Comments:
...


"I love this CD."
"I love this CD, too."
"I don't like Jean."
"I don't like Jean either....HEY WAIT A MINUTE!" - 11/12/01 01:19:02
My Email:angel_1750@lycos.com
Who said this: Tenshi / Jean / SA / Jean

Comments:
"Don't let Jean and SA near each other!"—Tenshi


What's that?"
"A lamp."
"What's that?"
"My stereo."
"What's that?"
"My computer."
"...."
"My turn, what are you? A record?" - 11/12/01 01:14:14
My Email:angel_1750@lycos.com
Who said this: Jean/Tenshi/Jean/Tenshi/Jean/Tenshi/Jean/Tenshi

Comments:
"That's what I get for letting her in my room."—Tenshi


"Teach me to use common sense." - 11/12/01 01:04:32
My Email:angel_1750@lycos.com
Who said this: Jean

Comments:
She had just been told that she didn't use her common sense at all.


"Hey, look, it's the demon from beyond."
"Beyond where?"
"Beyond the reaches of your mind." - 11/12/01 01:03:15
My Email:angel_1750@lycos.com
Who said this: Tenshi / Hotchick / Tenshi

Comments:
Tenshi was teasing SA when she came to their table at lunch, but I don't think that Hotchick understood.
I wish people would be a little more creative with names.


"OWWW!!"
"Your foot slid under my foot. That's not nice." - 11/12/01 01:01:52
My Email:angel_1750@lycos.com
Who said this: Tenshi / SA

Comments:
This doesn't need explaining.


"There's a sug-ar plum dancing in my heeaaaaad! WHY WON'T IT STOP!? WHY!?!?!?"
Who said this?: Ceres
Comments:
I was trying to explain to a friend why I didn't like the idea of a sugar plum dancing in my head.


"I think I'm losing my voice."
"Finally, some quiet."
"No, you'll just hear a bunch of squeaks." - 12/26/00 02:23:42
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/aerialbob/deimos.html
My Email:aerialbob@yahoo.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob / Ceres / Aerial Bob

Comments:
Does this need any explaining? Alright... Ceres and I were on the phone. I have a cold or something. I started losing my voice. Result. Concise enough?

Sine! Cosine! Cosine! Sine! 3.14159 - 12/21/00 23:59:11
My Email:KC
Who said this: Zach

Comments:
Our tirgonometry class just gets weirder and weirder

"Its Not as its Seems" - 12/06/00 01:22:15
My Email:Amazon ParaPara@aol.com
Who said this: Jess

Comments:
We were Swimming and well...That explains it

"NIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMBYYYYYYYYYY~" - 12/05/00 01:21:03
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/aikenli
My Email:aikenli@hotmail.com
Who said this: Lydia

Comments:
It's fun to say "NIMBY!"

"Torrent-Chan..What's Snow Made Out of?" "God's Dandurf And Bit of Chesse" - 12/04/00 23:58:01
My Email:Amazon ParaPara@aol.com
Who said this: Sailor Torrent

Comments:
I said that to my sister

"One By One Penguins Steal My Sanity" "Where? I Wanna Chase Some Peguins!" "Isabell....I thinkThey Steal your Sanity more Then Hers!" - 12/04/00 21:03:08
Who said this: Torrent/ Isabell/Jess

Comments:
They also Stole my Lunch....

"Ahh, but if you try to do that and you break your neck, it makes that look harder thus adding variation..." - 12/04/00 01:46:31
My Email:odin@ff9hq.com
Who said this: KC (ME!)

Comments:
Some one was talking about doing a back flip standing right next to me. I scared them out of it.

"Hey, Michael, Henry is stacking mental blocks!"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres

Comments:
::shrugs::

"Hooked on ebonics worked for me!"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: I don't know his name

Comments:
::shrugs::

"There's lots of innocent people who have been executed multiple times!"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Erich

Comments:
Never try to emphasize a point that you just made.

"OW! Hey! Wow! That does hurt!"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Daniel

Comments:
Daniel didn't believe me when I told him that if you flick someone with a cell phone antena that is hurts.

"What's the advantage of a hydrogen fueled car?"
"It explodes."
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Dr. Mullis / Ceres

Comments:
I thought he said "disadvantage"

"The end is near. They're making a Harry Potter video game."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Erich / Zach and Michael

Comments:
Hee hee

"Zach's computer can't keep up with his internet connection!"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres

Comments:
It's actually true. He has a really good internet connection and a slow computer.

"*How* could you possible choke on a tic-tac!?"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres

Comments:
Someone in my math class choked on a tic-tac and I wanted to know how.

"Ask Henry."
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres

Comments:
I said this to Henry.

"Oh, God..."
"You called?"
"uh, wrong number."
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Daniel / Godd (aka Lydia) / Daniel

Comments:
I'm getting sick of that old joke.

"We get kind of scary some times, so feel free to run away at any time."
"I BIT THROUGH A CAN!" ::holds up a brisk can to show the teeth marks::
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Lydia / Zach

Comments:
Lydia was talking to someone who wanted to sit with us at lunch. After she fell over laughing, she got up and walked away.

"How'd I end up hugging a tree?"
"We voted on it."
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Nick / Ceres

Comments:
All I remember is that my group in a USII class wanted Nick to hug a tree, and we voted on it when he wasn't there.

"Have I ever heard of Bruce Springstein? I outta smack you!"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Mr. Acome (my USI teacher)

Comments:
Some kid asked Mr. Acome if he had ever heard of Bruce Springstein.

"Being clever again today, eh Michael? I mean Daniel!"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres

Comments:
I was trying to make fun of how dumb Daniel was acting.

"I'm going insane!"
"I know that!"
"Shut up!"
"And now you're trying to stab me with an eraser, which proves my point!"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Lydia / Ceres / Lydia / Ceres

Comments:
I don't think that I need to explain this.

"You've got left-handed and right handed shoes."
"WHAT!?"
"I mean footed!"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Daniel / Ceres / Daniel

Comments:
Hee hee

"WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!"
"You think too much."
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Michael / Ceres

Comments:
He does.

"In asterixes, 'gags'"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Tim

Comments:
Tim said this in person, rather than in a chat room.

"Dude! Cool! I have Fritos!"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Michael

Comments:
Michael had Fritos in his pocket that he had forgotten about.

"You didn't take Jenni's turn. You took the real turn."
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Michael

Comments:
::shrugs::

"I don't understand you people, but that's OK."
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Daniel's mom

Comments:
She's so kind.

"Can we have vocab words that are easier to say?"
"You'll get used to it."
"Easier said than done! ACK!"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Someone / Ms. Dill (my english teacher) / Ceres

Comments:
::shrugs::

"Why do they put TVs in algebra classrooms?"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Lydia

Comments:
Good question.

"Excuse me, but have a life."
"No, you don't!"
"Alright, but I do have other video games."
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Erich / Ceres / Erich

Comments:
Hee hee

"What class is that where you walk around with a video camera?"
"Video!"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: I can't remember their names

Comments:
Funny!

"BÜDXII AHHHH!!!"
"Couldja spell that for me?"
"uh, b-ü-d-x-i-i a-h-h-h-h"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Zach

Comments:
I didn't think that he could.

"SILENCE!"
"NOISE!"
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres / Tom

Comments:
Tom makes a good argument.


::Bink:: "AH!, being... pulled... in... by... unknown... force... AH!" - 11/16/00 00:34:53
My URL:http://home.nc.rr.com/vandhpage/blake/HighTemplar.html
My Email:bhughes@nc.rr.com
Who said this: Blake

Comments:
Don't try to Bink someone that 99.9% fat. Otherwise, you'll just be pulled in. I leaned this the hard way.

That sounded like thinking. - 10/18/00 22:12:32
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres

Comments:
I don't know what I was thinking.



A little slow today, eh Margo?
It's Monday, alright?
IT'S WEDNESDAY! - 10/18/00 22:12:32
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Zach / Margo / everyone else at the table

Comments:
We had Monday and Tuesday off, so it felt like Monday.



Hey, he looks kind of cute! - 10/18/00 22:12:32
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Norah

Comments:
Norah was watching me play The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, and when I changed from a Deku Scrub back into normal Link,,,



Oddswhallop! Gibblefritz! - 10/18/00 22:12:32
My Email:Kalen Wintershorts (ie kalen boley)
Who said this: Kalen/Loren

Comments:
Marco! Polo!

Dartarus (10:21:14 PM): this cry is making me beef jerky. - 10/12/00 02:51:27
My URL:http://www.blizzdynasty.com
My Email:dartarus@hotmail.com
Who said this: Dartarus

Comments:


this Lame version protected by Nyah Nyah Anti-Hack! - 10/11/00 23:29:50
My URL:http://ymakawebpag.homestead.com
My Email:rishicritter@mindspring.com
Who said this: tiakall

Comments:
Don't we all wish we had one?

Beware of Falling Corn - 10/10/00 21:40:23
My Email:dratini@uswest.net
Who said this: Kalen Boley

Comments:
I was in a corn maze with one of my friends and we were running around throwing corn at people. (We'd track them by sound, then when we were close enough yell stuff like "corn awaay!", throw it, and run) Really Fun! Then on the way out, I told everyone we met to "Beware of Falling Corn" with complete seriousness.

Once again the universe is safe for adorable little puppies, advant garde poets, and manufacturers of cheap, low grade windshields! - 10/09/00 23:33:14
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/tamantha
My Email:michelleslounge@hotmail.com
Who said this: Michelle

Comments:
Don't even ask...

"Hang on a sec... why am I apologising to a lamp? - 10/09/00 08:09:11
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/tamantha
My Email:michelleslounge@hotmail.com
Who said this: Michelle

Comments:
Have you ever dropped an inanimate object, and apologised to it? You haven't? Ok, guess all those heavy metals in the soil are really starting to take their toll.

"You know, you shouldn't keep teasing him like that." "Why not?" ::Ka-Chunk:: "OW!!! WHAT THE..." "That's why." (laughs) - 09/28/00 02:04:17
My URL:http://home.nc.rr.com/vandhpage/blake/HighTemplar.html
My Email:bhughes
Who said this: Adrian/some dumb kid/Blake's kick/Same dumb kid/Adrian/Sam (some girl)

Comments:
Outside the auditorium at my school, during costume fittings for the school play, I got violent. Everyone there thought it was mean and funny. Well, not everyone, but a lot.

- 09/23/00 13:48:27
Who said this: no one

Comments:


"Don't table salt stuff." - 09/23/00 01:43:47
My URL:http://ymakawebpag.homestead.com
My Email:rishicritter@mindspring.com
Who said this: Mr. G the chorus teacher

Comments:
Katrina and myself were talking and this is what he thought I said...The funny thing is now I don't remember what I said.

"I'm gonna laugh when you that hits you and all your teeth fall out like Peter Pan and Captain Hook"
"Okay, what?" - 09/22/00 01:41:52
My URL:http://ymakawebpag.homestead.com
My Email:rishicritter@mindspring.com
Who said this: Katrina / tiakall

Comments:
Ignore previous, and kill the enter key...Anyway, the last two words were my response. Tell me if you find the logic in this.

"It's called being lazy, senioric." - 08/25/00 15:38:45
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Zach

Comments:
Hee hee

"That's what you call a teacher's pet."
"Teacher's spawn?" - 08/25/00 15:38:45
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Michael/Zach

Comments:
I don't think that I have to explain that.

"I need desperate help!" - 09/22/00 08:23:26
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Megan

Comments:
::shrugs::

"You should wander arround your house saying 'amao, amao, amao, amao...'" - 09/22/00 20:17:45
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ms. Clay

Comments:
[from Latin class] She was trying to explain why the verb of "I love" is spelled "amo" even though it's root is "ama."

"This is a freshman whose name is Junior. You are a junior whose name is Freshman." - 09/22/00 20:16:35
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Claire

Comments:
Claire was talking to Zach about his title as "The Eternal Freshman," which he got because he wen to Ireland and didn't complete his entire year at East, but when he came back, everyone still saw him as a freshman, even though he completed his year while n Ireland. His title lasted even though he is now a junior. He keeps trying to change his title to "The Destroyer of Those Who Call Zach 'The Eternal Freshman.'" I don't think that he deserves it, but I do think that it's funny.

"So, how'd you get your aunt's baby?"
"It was an heirloom." - 09/18/00 20:38:37
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/aerialbob/deimos.html
My Email:aerialbob@yahoo.com
Who said this: Sarah, then Aerial Bob

Comments:
It was in Improv class. Sarah was talking to another girl named Erin... I interrupted.

"According to you, my logic is illogical. According to me, my illogical logic ends in a logical conclusion of an argument, thus making my illogical logic logical." - 09/17/00 02:01:31
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/aerialbob/deimos.html
My Email:aerialbob@yahoo.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob

Comments:
Confuse or be confused... I said this at an incredible speed, too. Also, Blake, this is the Hall of Shame, not my guestbook. You want to make comments other than quotes, visit my page and give me the hits...

:Blake now falls on the floor scared: - 09/14/00 22:42:16
My URL:http://home.nc.rr.com/vandhpage/blake/HighTemplar.html
My Email:bhughes@nc.rr.com
Who said this: I---can't---think---strait---.

Comments:
It's the critters, they were 2 cute..............i'm so scared

"I can't even correct myself correctly!" - 09/04/00 02:14:57
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres

Comments:
I corrected my self three times, but it was the exact same error, three times in a row.

Even Old New York was once new hampster dam. - 09/02/00 01:38:27
My URL:http://www.egroups.com/group/Anime_Crash
My Email:rishicritter@mindspring.com
Who said this: Katrina

Comments:
Umm, well, we were singing along to that "Istanbul" song and she kinda messed up the lyrics...What did the hampsters do to deserved being dammed??

Sever and Save. - 09/02/00 00:51:12
My URL:http://www.egroups.com/group/Anime_Crash
My Email:rishicritter@mindspring.com
Who said this: On the back of a Ronin Warrior Action Figure box..

Comments:
As opposed to "decaptiate and save"...I think something got lost in the translation from Japanese.

"My mother is /not/ a hamster! Well... I don't think so, anyway... hold on, lemme check..." - 08/31/00 00:32:00
My URL:http://senshinet.cjb.net/
My Email:infectedelf@bolt.com
Who said this: Courtney (my sister)

Comments:
I didn't know our mother was a hamster... hmm... she does kind of eat like one... and she chews stuff a lot...

"Then you should eat laugh! - 08/30/00 23:13:04
My URL:http://www.egroups.com/group/Anime_Crash
My Email:rishicritter@mindspring.com
Who said this: Katrina

Comments:
Ummm....well, it's a pun on my "Do you like to eat cheese? Then you should eat cheese?" the cheesiest comversation starter.

"You know, you really shouldn't oughta do that." - 08/29/00 00:32:30
My URL:http://www.egroups.com/group/Anime_Crash
My Email:rishicritter@mindspring.com
Who said this: My cousin (again)

Comments:
For some (in)sane reason, this is the only statement that has ever caused me to spew milk out of my nose. (It hurts.)

"...thus, proving that your site has no logic involved."
"Logic jr. is involved on this page." - 08/27/00 18:36:27
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: KC / Ceres

Comments:
He is!

"You can't make deals with Logic." - 08/27/00 18:29:58
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Daniel

Comments:
So he says!

N/A this is just a comment. - 08/26/00 20:35:52
Who said this: Aerial Bob

Comments:
If you can't read the text below (I was not expecting it to be in bold) it says:

"I'm a carnivorous vegetarian."

"I'm a carnivorous vegetarian." - 08/26/00 20:28:43
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/aerialbob/deimos.html
My Email:aerialbob@yahoo.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob

Comments:
A vegetarian came up to me one day and told me not to eat the Cheeseburger (in paradise) which I had purchased. That was my response.
The link on the other comment I made is broken. This one is right:
The Deimos Anomaly

Impact is an awesome font.

The sheep...the sheep...the sheep are on fire! - 08/26/00 02:16:55
My URL:http://www.egroups.com/group/Anime_Crash
My Email:rishicritter@mindspring.com
Who said this: Cousin Kris

Comments:
We were driving down the road and I spotted some sheep (hey, we live in the country) and I (who had just been studying Spanish) pointed and said the spanish word for sheep. (Las ovejas, if you care.) This was her reply. This is chanted to the tune of "Th Roof...The Roof...The Roof is on fire!" (Did I put enough in parenthesis?)

**I'm not a mammal. I'm a mime!** - 08/26/00 00:37:52
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/aerialbob/deimos.html
My Email:aerialbob@yahoo.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob, or, actually it was Dead Arms.

Comments:
Dead Arms the Mime. I'm creating a movie. Check it out on my site, it should be coming in a month or so while we film it. Anyway, Dead Arms is a mime who's arms are... um... dead. He talks in a high voice, by the way.Come visit my site! It's better than Ceres'.

"I'm not criticizing your english; I'm criticizing your opinion." - 08/25/00 15:38:45
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres

Comments:
I don't think that I have to explain that.

"He bit the can!"
"As opposed to kicking the bucket?" - 08/24/00 15:48:29
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Michael / Sarah

Comments:
Zach bit a soda can and it just kept getting stranger.

"ITBIP ITBIP ITBIP ITBIP ITBIP ITBIP ITBIP ITBIP ITBIP ITBIP ITBIP ITBIP ITBIP ITBIP ITBIP!" - 08/24/00 15:47:07
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Michael

Comments:
He found an ITBIP and was happy about it.

"That was random. Or was it?"
"No." - 08/24/00 15:44:26
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres / Henry

Comments:
I was wrong,,,

"My brain is like a Mass Transit train. It's dense, bulky, and completely overrated." - 08/22/00 20:39:21
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/aerialbob/deimos.html
My Email:aerialbob@yahoo.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob

Comments:
It's very true. Except that I'm only dense when I want to be.
• Which is all the time.--
Quiet, Gopher Man!

"All I know about i is that it's the square root of one...negative one!" - 08/22/00 15:50:34
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Daniel

Comments:
::chuckles::

I do not make tyops! - 08/20/00 14:51:17
My Email:rishicritter@mindspring.com
Who said this: Alpha Patooza

Comments:
Yes, we know, Mr. I-never-make-a-spelling-mistake...and naturally we have teased him about this ever since.

"When it comes to caffiene, just say YES OH YES!!" - 08/19/00 22:09:45
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Shannon

Comments:
Ohhh-kaaaaaayy

"I messed up when signing your guestbook!" - 08/19/00 02:31:12

Comments:
--== Shalt not happen again... shalt not happen again.. shalt not hap

::starts panting. Drops the soap. Whines.:: - 08/19/00 02:26:00
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/aerialbob/deimos.html
My Email:aerialbob@yahoo.com/

Comments:


"[in the soap picture, Aerial Bob] looks like a dog with a bone." - 08/14/00 22:52:09
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Dawn-chan

Comments:
He does!

Smeep nair ork ork ork! - 08/12/00 19:23:53
My URL:http://www.egroups.com/group/Anime_Crash
My Email:rishicritter@mindspring.com
Who said this: tiakall

Comments:
Because orks always come in triples...

"That's not a cow, that's a hammer!" - 08/11/00 14:50:52
My URL:http://www.egroups.com/group/Anime_Crash
My Email:rishicritter@mindspring.com
Who said this: tiakall...

Comments:
It really was a hammer...

"Ja na,
--Ceres or Terra" - 08/10/00 18:39:58
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres

Comments:
::slaps self on forehead:: My title is "Ceres of Terra," not "Ceres or Terra"!!!
!!
~

"I am not a ninny! I am simply an aggressive pacifist!" - 08/10/00 13:50:42
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/aerialbob/deimos.html
My Email:aerialbob@yahoo.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob

Comments:
It's true.

"Where am I? What am I? WHO am I?!" - 08/09/00 20:42:04
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/aerialbob/deimos.html
My Email:What's E-Mail?!
Who said this: I don't know!

Comments:
Some one tell me who I am! I'm so confused...

you all r scary - 08/09/00 18:49:42
My Email:bhughes@nc.rr.com
Who said this: High Templar

Comments:
I don't get you all. Your starting to scare me with all this weirdness and stuff. You all r insane, messed up, freaks, and of course, scary...

"Don't put a claustrophobic prisoner in solitary confinement." - 08/07/00 18:41:27
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/aerialbob/deimos.html
My Email:aerialbob@yahoo.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob

Comments:
Well you shouldn't.

"Ruthie, what are you doing?"
"I'm canning beans."
"One at a time!?" - 08/07/00 03:11:18
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Grandma / Aunt Ruthie / Grandma

Comments:
::lol::

"Did you just call my buttocks a Chia Pet?" - 08/06/00 19:09:40
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/aerialbob/deimos
My Email:KCOwen4@aol.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob

Comments:
This was said after someone said to me,"Man, your @$$ is grass!" so it does make sense... BTW, my URL changed because the Sysun server crashed.

Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway. - 08/05/00 16:59:07
My URL:http://jim.jingozian.tripod.com
My Email:Jim Jingozian

Comments:
Scary......but true.

"You should have the almighty 'bink!' It renders your opponent totally AUUGHHH!" - 07/28/00 19:27:12
My URL:http://www.sysun.com/anomaly
My Email:KCOwen4@aol.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob

Comments:
Ceres 'binked' me when I was talking about the almighty 'bink.'

"I wish that I could make everythiiaAARRRGG—pop!" - 07/28/00 19:14:28
My URL:http://www.sysun.com/anomaly
My Email:KCOwen4@aol.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob, of course.

Comments:
I was talking and Ceres 'zapped' me... I was making a C++ Game in which you pop goblins.

"An Apple a day keeps Microsoft away." - 07/27/00 20:47:59
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/summerbr5
My Email:samwp@yahoo.com
Who said this: Samantha Gioia

Comments:
it does

"I'm a witch that goes, 'NYAAAA!'" - 07/27/00 17:13:31
My Email:adosayhullo@hotmail.com
Who said this: Adam

Comments:
I'll get a sound file soon, maybe not.

"Quote me! Quote me! Quote me!" - 07/27/00 14:51:21
My Email:adosayhullo@hotmail.com
Who said this: Adam

Comments:
Alright, alright!

"Why is my nose funny?" - 07/25/00 20:40:23
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob

Comments:
I don't think that it is,,,

"My ear is not a sponge!" - 07/25/00 20:38:32
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob

Comments:
We'll see about that!

"FOOL!!"
"Bool?"
"What?"
"One!" - 07/25/00 20:18:22
My URL:http://www.sysun.com/anomaly
My Email:KCOwen4@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres / Aerial Bob / Ceres / Aerial Bob

Comments:
It does make sense, if you have any idea what "Bool" is...

"Only I may quote me!" - 07/25/00 19:27:12
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres

Comments:
It's true!

"I can't trust anyone but myself to do something wrong!"
"What about me?"
"You always mess up and do something right." - 07/25/00 19:08:29
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres / Aerial Bob / Ceres

Comments:
You can't!

"You and your cod-founded luck!" - 07/25/00 19:06:03
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Until I have found out his name, I refer to him as "Jerk."

Comments:
"Cod-founded" is not a typo.

"CAFFIENE...TAKING...OVER...BODY!!" - 07/25/00 17:32:54
My URL:http://www.sysun.com/anomaly
My Email:KCOwen4@aol.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob

Comments:
After saying this statement, I jumped on top of a Billiard Ball table and started jumping up and down. I'm not kidding.

"Hair fuzz! Hurts!" - 07/25/00 17:30:06
My URL:http://www.sysun.com/anomaly
My Email:KCOwen4@aol.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob, of course.

Comments:
My site isn't up yet... and the above statement, 'hair fuzz! Hurts!' Is true. Ask Ceres.[hint hint].

"Not ticklish, my ASCII" - 07/24/00 15:13:16
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres

Comments:
Aerial Bob said he wasn't ticklish. Ha!

"I am not your personal squeak toy!!" - 07/17/00 00:39:56
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/whoisceres4
My Email:Kimaruspirit@hotmail.com
Who said this: KC

Comments:
Lat still can't figure out why I said this.

"So, what is a life?"
"It would blow your mind."
"My mind has been blown repeatedly."
"Yeah, I know. And on such obvious things." - 07/17/00 00:30:46
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/whoisceres4
My Email:Kimaruspirit@hotmail.com
Who said this: Lat / KC / Lat / KC

Comments:
Followed by (literally) three minutes of uninterupted laughing.

I'm not strange. I'm just abnormal. - 07/15/00 14:11:57
My URL:http://www.sysun.com/anomaly (it's not working yet)
My Email:KCOwen4@aol.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob

Comments:
Why did Ceres and Jim write their E-Mails and websites? I'M Aerial Bob! AKA, Kevin Owen. Don't ask. Shall be wxplained on my website, The Deimos Anomaly.

"The Tenth Unnamed MIDI reminds me of Jello. You should name it that." - 07/13/00 16:42:58
My URL:http://jim.jingozian.tripod.com
My Email:tek_guy@hotmail.com
Who said this: Aerial Bob

Comments:


"You are being non-sensical!" - 07/12/00 19:38:22
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: "Aerial Bob"

Comments:
Aerial Bob??

"I was being a little obtuse about being obtuse." - 07/09/00 19:53:17
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: KC

Comments:
::blink, blink, wait...::

"I'm not a backside driver!" - 07/04/00 22:52:37
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Aunt Bonnie

Comments:
And that would be...what?

"Oh my god! Sam! You look like a ketchup packet!" - 06/26/00 23:22:22
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Sarah

Comments:
He actually did...

"Toasty! No, wait! Cold!" - 06/23/00 03:06:33
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Lat

Comments:
I was playing FF3 and cast Ice2 on a fire.

"That had to hurt. Wait! I'm talking about myself in third person!" - 06/23/00 03:01:51
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: KC

Comments:
We were playing Super Smash Brothers.
Ever notice how we make so many misstatements when playing that game?

"Did your pigeon steal your refrigerator?" - 06/15/00 17:35:26
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: KC

Comments:
He didn't hear me right.

"You said 'Holy Cheese'!"
"I did?"
"Yes!"
"Holy Cheese!" - 06/15/00 17:20:17
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Lat / KC / Lat / KC

Comments:
This could go on for months!

"You dance to the music, but does the music ever dance to you!?" - 06/14/00 00:38:20
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: KC

Comments:
If you think about this, you will get frightened...and start dancing.

"You will die for that!"
"I can live with that." - 06/04/00 03:50:11
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: KC / Lat

Comments:
I love giving that answer!

"That small child's psychic powers are driving me insane!" - 06/04/00 03:48:19
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: KC

Comments:
And they were!

"You broke my concentration, among other things." - 06/04/00 03:43:12
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Lat

Comments:
We were playing Super Smash Bros. and KC hit me while I was doing a psychic attack.

"Stop being funny! My cheeks hurt!" - 06/04/00 03:39:48
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Lat

Comments:
It really did hurt!

"NO MORE! NO MORE!! WHY IS IT FOLLOWING ME?" - 06/04/00 03:38:45
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: KC

Comments:
We were playing Super Smash Bros. and I was Ness.

"You don't have psychic powers, you have second-hand psychic powers!" - 06/04/00 03:37:33
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: KC

Comments:
And that would be...what?

"The Table is going to hell in a hand-grenade!" - 05/28/00 22:45:00
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: I can't remember

Comments:
I can't figure out which is worse.

"She's been smoking Nappy Weed!" - 05/22/00 04:04:47
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Michael

Comments:
This arose from the "This is folked up!" quote. Austin made a pattern that he called "Nappy Weave" and someone called it "Nappy Weed." It just kept getting stranger after that.

"This is folked up!" - 05/22/00 04:02:15
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Michael

Comments:
Sometimes, people can't talk.

"So I'm 'them' and you're 'us'?" - 05/22/00 04:00:46
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Fury

Comments:
In context, it made plenty of sense.

"What are famous men drunk for?" - 05/22/00 03:58:54
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Mr. Acome

Comments:
A switcheroo

"I have enough homework tonight to drown a dead yak!" - 05/12/00 00:40:08
My Email:WlOhmsford@aol.com
Who said this: Henry

Comments:
This was actually planned in general structure, although the "drown a dead yak" part was spontaneous. IT also spawned several other like jokes of equal lack of point, such as "Your rear end is wider than that of a deranged kangaroo rat!" The first was said during primetime over at Phillips.

It's not my fault it's just stupidity! - 05/09/00 01:57:21
My Email:Zach
Who said this: Mary Beth Patterson

Comments:
We were playing a game at home and after a major screw up, this spurted out of her mouth.

"We didn't dig, like, a hole, we dug, like, a hole." - 05/04/00 00:31:48
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Mr. Acome

Comments:
And the difference is?

"In a past life, I think I was a rock." - 04/23/00 03:59:42
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Eric

Comments:
Funny joke, I THINK...

"When in doubt, run about, scream and shout." - 04/20/00 20:41:07
Who said this: Dawn

Comments:
Wot wot? I wrote gullible on the ceiling first... (and when I went back to my old room to show the current inhabitants... they wouldn't believe me at first. Hmp. Silly them.) But it's not important. Hi person, I've met you.. thanks for letting me use your "Spoon of Doom"... spoons are gooooooood..... Okay, I'll shut up now...

"May I buy a can of whoop @$$ ?" - 04/17/00 23:18:41
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Zach

Comments:
Zach was quoting a D&D game that was played while hyperness was present.

"I am twice his size!" - 04/08/00 00:44:48
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Micheal

Comments:
Micheal said this about logic. Logic stands up and is taller than Micheal.

"Fish is not an element!" - 04/07/00 02:21:53
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres

Comments:
Hyperness and boredom can be a very bad combination.

"U shrug a lot" - 03/24/00 21:06:10
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/lilyw24
Who said this: Lily

Comments:
Even online!

"Are you meditating again?" - 03/24/00 21:01:45
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/lilyw24
Who said this: Lily

Comments:
Intended for our little "praying mantus" friend Lat here!

"For the sake of argument, we're both in agreement" - 03/24/00 02:07:14
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres

Comments:
Either way, I'm right

"Don't underestimate the power of a sponge" - 03/24/00 02:05:27
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres

Comments:
Those things can hurt!
-Inspired by Lily

"You should download children" - 03/18/00 01:11:49
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: GoodKarma

Comments:
That is actually a MIDI and technomidi.com. But it still sounds perverted.

"There's someone in the room you're in, parent?"
"No, father." - 03/14/00 05:38:08
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Ceres / Daniel

Comments:
I was using telepathy and could tell that there was someone in his room. Daniel misheard me.

"Whatever tickles your pickle." - 03/12/00 21:03:48
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: I'll find out soon

Comments:
The phrase is synonymous with 'whatever floats you boat.' But it sounded obscene.

"Did he grade our papers?" - 03/12/00 21:01:28
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Xin

Comments:
She was talking to someone, in reference to him, in third person.

"I didn't do my homework so I'd have something to do in class" - 02/29/00 02:17:49
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Conrad

Comments:
It seems funny to me

"I will had do that" - 02/29/00 02:17:31
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Unknown

Comments:
Multi-tense grammar is hard to understand.

"I know where I live, too." - 02/29/00 02:16:46
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Sarah

Comments:
Probably meant to be a comeback.

"Bill Bradley is a salad." - 02/29/00 02:15:47
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Sarah

Comments:
That was actually a question because she didn't understand what Lat said.

"I wrote 'gullible' on the ceiling" - 02/29/00 02:14:37
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Sarah

Comments:
I'm not checking

"Keep your mind out of my gutter" - 02/29/00 02:13:41
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Sarah

Comments:
*shrugs*

"There can't be a conspiracy! There's too many of us!" - 02/29/00 02:13:07
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Lat

Comments:
If you think about it, it could make sense.

"We have numbers where you have many, uh, less than we do." - 02/29/00 02:12:02
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Tim

Comments:
Sometimes, people can't think

"Sam will be the first person in history to be shoved up his own nose." - 02/29/00 02:11:14
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Lat

Comments:
I was mad because Sam zapped me

"That's not funny" - 02/29/00 02:10:35
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Lat

Comments:
Said while laughing

"I don't want people touching me. ACK! I didn't mean that, bad phrase. Just don't listen to me" - 02/29/00 02:10:02
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Sarah

Comments:
*shrugs*

"You must have Brood War to install Starcraft" - 02/29/00 02:02:24
My Email:RWeAloneNo@aol.com
Who said this: Lat

Comments:
A switcheroo

BACK! BACK I SAY!!