Both
wrestlers entered the ring and awaited the bell. Ranger X stuck his hand out and
offered Apocalypse some luck, but Apocalypse blew off his offer. Ranger X got pissed
and speared the heck out of Apocalypse. He followed it up with a DDT and then put
Apocalypse in a headlock. Apocalypse stood straight up with Ranger X on his back
and flung him right over his shoulder. Ranger X landed right on his head then Apocalypse
dragged him face first across the mat. An elevated crab was applied but Ranger X
wiggled free. Ranger X stood back up and speared Apocalypse again in the stomach.
While Apocalypse was down, Ranger X was hitting knee drops, leg drops, elbow drops,
and even two standing splashes. He place on foot on Apocalypse and went for a pin,
but Apocalypse punched him right in the groin to break the pin. Ranger X had lost
his breath from the hit, so Apocalypse took him and delivered a full nelson slam.
Apocalypse snatched Ranger X's beret and began mocking him with it. As Ranger X
slowly recovered, Apocalypse got a hold of a trash can and chunked it across the
ring. It came crashing down on Ranger X, but Apocalypse made a big mistake; never
give Ranger X a trash can. As Apocalypse walked across the ring towards Ranger X,
Ranger X mauled him with the trash can. He busted Apocalypse with the bottom of
the trash can, then the sides, and finally stuck Apocalypse inside it. Ranger X
executed a flying splash on Apocalypse for a pin, but since he was inside the trash
can, the ref could not see if Apocalypse's shoulders were down. Ranger X got up
and went to find more weapons. Apocalypse recovered and launched the trash can across
the yard at Ranger X. It bashed the ranger right in the back and knocked him down.
Ranger X surprised Apocalypse with a wet floor sign and beat the crap out of him
with the weapon. He then did a spinning bulldog which left Apocalypse completely
dazed. Ranger X went back over to the weapons pile searching for something good.
Apocalypse was back on his feet and found a funnoodle laying at ringside. He took
it and whipped Ranger X relentlessly with it. Ranger X curled up into a ball and
tried to block the attack. Apocalypse grabbed another trash can and delivered a
brain-crushing shot. His pin attempt fell short as Ranger X kicked out. Ranger
X jumped on Apocalypse's back and did a spinning DDT. A ground move was then applied
by Ranger X, but Apocalypse overpowered the ranger and broke free. Apocalypse had
Ranger X set up for another elevated crab when he decided to spin Ranger X around.
Apocalypse went into a helicopter spin and sent Ranger X flying across the mat.
After that he did a spinning side slam for a pin. Ranger X kicked out, once again,
and the match continued. Out of nowhere, Ranger X executed a beautiful hurricanrana
into a pin. He got a 2-count before Apocalypse kicked out and shoved him near a
table. Apocalypse lifted Ranger X onto the table and from there locked him in the
Hangman. Suspended from the table, Ranger X had nowhere to go. He was forced to
submit and award Apocalypse the victor.
Big Mac
carried a microphone with him to the ring. He wanted to remind FNA that this was
a non-hardcore match and that if he used one of his crutches then he would be disqualified.
FNA limped out wearing an air cast on his ankle. The match began and Big Mac went
right for FNA's ankle. He did a baseball slide into his ankle and then applied an
anklelock. FNA was swearing bloody murder. Big Mac held the lock for about 10 minutes
before letting go. FNA couldn't even stand. He crawled around the ring trying to
catch Big Mac. Big Mac would kick dirt in his face and knee him in the ribs while
he was down. Finally, Big Mac lifted FNA up and went for the Mac Attack, but FNA
cranked back and clotheslined the $#@! out of Big Mac. Big Mac did a full flip from
the blow and landed right on his stomach. The shot left him winded and FNA rolled
him over to get the pin.
The wrestlers
made their entrances and the match quickly got underway. Taz ran at Lumberjack with
a lariat but Lumberjack ducked under it and caught Taz with a shoulder back toss.
He quickly tried for a pin, but Taz broke out. Lumberjack then wrapped Taz in a
longbow backbreaker in an attempt to make him submit. The attempt did not work so
Lumberjack grabbed a bat and just started beating on Taz. Taz was down and Lumberjack
took the opportunity to execute a Sequoia Splash followed by a pin. Taz kicked out
and started some offense. He got up and kicked Lumberjack in the stomach, and then
destroyed him with a dominator. Taz grabbed two wet floor signs and sandwiched Lumberjack's
head with them. He picked Lumberjack up and delivered a face buster. Lumberjack
was still breathing, so Taz began choking him with his hands and then choked him
with a funnoodle. The ref made him stop and gave Lumberjack a chance to recover.
He grabbed a trash can lid and flung it at Taz. It popped him right in the face
and Lumberjack wrapped him up for a Log Jam. He went for a pin, but Taz kicked out.
Taz was still down so Lumberjack climbed up on a chair and jumped off it with a
guillotine leg drop. The move caught Taz right in the neck and it took him a while
to catch his breath. Lumberjack then got Taz in a headlock but Taz busted him with
a wet floor sign to break free. Taz returned to his feet and performed a painful
Showstopper on Lumberjack. As the pin count was being made, Ranger X came out with
a chair and bashed it across Taz's back. The ref disqualified Lumberjack for outside
interference but the fighting continued. Lumberjack had Taz's legs set up for a
texas clover leaf as Ranger X flew off a trash can and came tumbling down on Taz
with the Sure Thing. Lumberjack then rolled Taz over into the texas clover leaf.
Taz was pounding the ground, calling for a submission, but Lumberjack wouldn't let
go. Finally, Apocalypse came out with a metal sign and smacked both members of E.D.A
with it. As Social Anarchy tried to make an exit, Lumberjack attacked Apocalypse
with a hockey stick and Ranger X knocked out Taz with a trash can. E.D.A then picked
up Apocalypse and Ranger X hit him with a reverse bulldog as Lumberjack gave him
a sidewalk slam. E.D.A called for their music and triumphantly left the ring.
Bobby Jr.
wheeled out his shopping cart full of garbage and was very excited about getting
a title shot. Al Bino wore the Hardcore title to the ring and just laughed at Bobby
Jr. The match began and Bobby Jr. dumped out all his weapons. He made a shield
out of a hub cap, put on a bicycle helmet, and with his ruler as a sword he attempted
to joust with Al Bino. Al Bino was not about to allow this match to go any further.
He snatched the ruler and broke it across his knee, then he ripped the hubcap off
Bobby's arm, and finally yanked the helmet off Bobby's head. Bobby Jr. got upset
and tried to fist fight with Al Bino, but that didn't work. Al Bino decked him with
one punch and tossed him inside the shopping cart. Al Bino got a running start and
pushed the buggy right against the side of the building. The shopping cart bent
and the wheels broke off. It crashed on the ground and Bobby Jr. limply rolled out
of it. Al Bino then picked him up, executed his
Down with Whitey finisher, and
picked up the win.
Mr.Magic
came out flexing his muscles and slapping his biceps. He was ready to be the new
Heavyweight Champion in the WYDW, but his only obstacle was on his way to the ring.
Dakota Dick did a little dance and posed for the fans as he strided to the ring.
He knew that the only thing standing in his way was the one wrestler that nobody
knew better than him. Dakota Dick knew all of Mr.Magic's tricks and was ready to
be declared the new Heavyweight Champion. Both men shook hands before the match
as a sign of respect, but once that bell rang, all respect was gone. Dakota Dick
punted Mr.Magic right in the stomach and began dropping elbows onto him. He picked
Mr.Magic up and delivered a DDT, and then grabbed two wet floor signs. No weapons
were allowed in the match, but both men were fencing with the signs, so neither could
be disqualified. Mr.Magic gracefully outfenced Dakota Dick and blasted him in the
mouth with his wet floor sign. Mr.Magic then took Dakota's cowboy hat and started
bootskooting in the ring. As Dakota Dick stood up, Mr.Magic caught him in a swinging
neckbreaker. Mr.Magic was very confident as he flexed for all the fans. When Dakota
Dick returned to his feet he got leveled with Mr.Magic's Disappearing Act and it
looked like the match was over. Instead of going for the pin, however, Mr.Magic
grabbed a wet floor sign and pounded on Dakota Dick. Dakota Dick managed to steal
the
sign from Mr.Magic and return the favor. While Mr.Magic was laid out, Dakota
Dick found a garbage bag full of jumgle gym balls and began practicing his pitching
on Mr.Magic. He individually threw about half the bag of balls at Mr.Magic before
chasing him down and slamming him onto the mat. Dakota Dick then spread Mr.Magic's
legs and stomped his manhood into his lungs. Mr.Magic crawled around the ring trying
to catch his breath, while Dakota Dick made some derogatory remarks about himself
and Mr.Magic's momma. Mr.Magic got furious and charged at Dakota Dick. He delivered
a vertical press and followed that up with a ton of punches. Once he got off Dakota,
he was smacked with a wet floor sign. Dakota Dick then got him in place and performed
his Dick Drop powerbomb. He tightly rolled Mr.Magic up for the pin, but Mr.Magic
kicked out after a very slow 2 count. Dakota Dick got pissed. He got in the referee's
face for making such a slow count, and at that moment, Mr.Magic snuck behind with
a school boy pin. The ref gave a fast 3-count and awarded Mr.Magic the NEW Heavyweight
Champion. Mr.Magic was ecstatic! He ran around the ring, making his victory laps,
as one angry Dick left the arena.