The
night opened up with a shot of Reverend Robert walking through the hallways backstage.
He was prophesying the night's events while strolling past each wrestlers' rooms.
His head never lifted up until he stopped in front of a certain wrestler's dressing
room door and then devilishly laughed at what he had in store for that wrestler.
The very
first match-up of the evening pitted two former friends, now arch-rivals, against
one another in a first pinfall wins match. Big Mac ran to the ring realizing that
he was facing one of his toughest challengers, the kind that knows your every move.
The mack patiently stood in the ring waiting for his opponent to walk down the entrance
ramp, but Al Bino wasn't entering the traditional way. The psycho barrelled through
the crowd and tried to sneak attack Big Mac from behind, but Big Mac saw it coming.
He waited till Al Bino was directly behind him and then spun around with a painful
back elbow. Al Bino flopped to the ground trying to figure out what just hit him.
Big Mac took Al Bino's legs and wrapped him in a standing figure-4 leglock. The
lunatic thrashed his arms around and finally broke free from the hold. Big Mac went
for a dropkick, but Al Bino just threw him down on the mat and began pounding his
palms into B! ig Mac's face. Big Mac tried to stop the attack but all he could do
was watch as Al Bino left bruises all over his blocking arms. Al Bino picked Big
Mac up off the mat and then had a field day tossing his opponent all over the ring.
Big Mac was exhausted as Al Bino put him in a continuous belly-to-back suplex.
Al Bino went for a pin following his last belly-to-back, but the mack kicked out
after a 2-count. Al Bino grabbed Big Mac by the ears and drove his head right between
Big Mac's eyes. He relentlessly headbutted Big Mac until his opponent managed to
knee him in the stomach and then whip him around with a spinning DDT. Big Mac waited
till Al Bino returned to his feet before laying him out again with a releasing fisherman's
suplex. While Al Bino crawled around on the mat, Big Mac climbed the turnbuckle
and caught Al Bino with a spinning wheel kick. Al Bino was laid out as Big Mac wrapped
him up for a pin. The ref ! counted to two before Al Bino got a shoulder up. Both
men stood back up, and as Big Mac went for a running elbow smash, Al Bino caught
him in mid-stride and slammed him onto the mat with a gargoyle suplex. Both men
were lying in the ring trying to catch their breaths and Al Bino was the first to
recover. The madman got up and tried stomping on Big Mac, but Big Mac quickly swept
his legs out from under him and then locked on a headscissor. Al Bino rolled around
trying to get free, but Big Mac wasn't letting go until his partner was passed out.
Big Mac began to lose his hold as Al Bino returned to his feet and started to fully
stand. Al Bino was standing completely vertical as Big Mac punched him in the head
over and over again. The beating proved to be too much for Al Bino as he collapsed
forward and had his face smashed into the mat on the way down. Big Mac then lifted
Al Bino up by his hair and drilled him onto the canvas with! the Special Sauce DDT.
The ref got down as Big Mac covered Al Bino, but the crazy man got a second-wind
and threw Big Mac off of him. Both men were standing as Big Mac went for the Mac
Attack. Al Bino had other plans as he lifted Big Mac up for his Down with Whitey
finisher, but the mack rolled down the back of Al Bino. As soon as Al Bino turned
around, Big Mac set him up and drove him face-first onto the mat with the Mac Attack.
He wrapped both legs up tight and received the 3-count to defeat his former partner.
Despite earning such an important victory, Big Mac's celebration was cut short.
As he stood in the middle of the ring with Al Bino laid out at his feet, the lights
in the arena shut off for a split-second and when they came back on, Al Bino was
nowhere to be found.
The Lady
Killers walked to the ring with Social Anarchy's Playstation 2 firmly supported under
Mr. Magic's bulging arms. They wore no smiles, because they knew they were about
to receive the worst @$$ kicking of their lives. Social Anarchy entered with the
tag belts held high in the air for all to see, and calmly stepped into the ring with
the Lady Killers. Apocalypse asked them if they brought the PS2 and they rapidly
showed him. Taz said, "Good deal. Since you two kept your ends of the bargain,
I guess that means we have a match after all." Taz then flinched at Magnum
and sent the lady killer to his knees. The Lady Killers were scared out of their
tights after Social Anarchy's brutal treatment of them last week. The ref rang the
bell and Apocalypse started things off against Magnum and his soiled pants. The
big man wasted no time bringing out the big guns and working Magnum early in the
match. He slammed Magnum onto the mat with a full nelson slam and then swung him
around the ring with a helicopter spin. Apocalypse dragged Magnum by his hair to
the center of the ring, and allowed him to plead for his life. Magnum was on his
knees begging Apocalypse to "feel the love" and refrain from such violent
behavior. Apocalypse chuckled at Magnum's attempt, but before he could do anything
else, Magnum delivered a knuckle-sandwich to his meatballs. The big man hunched
over in pain as Magnum quickly made the tag to Mr. Magic. Mr. Magic hopped in the
ring and waited for Magnum to get in position for a double-team. Magnum got down
on all fours right behind Apocalypse, Mr. Magic then shoved the big man and sent
him falling backwards over Magnum. The Lady Killers laughed and gave each other
high-fives, but Apocalypse recovered within seconds and smashed their skulls against
each other. Apocalypse then launched Magnum out of the ring and tagged in Taz.
Social Anarchy grabbed Mr. Magic and whipped him into a corner. Taz ran and body
splashed Mr. Magic, and then whipped him towards Apocalypse for a big boot. Taz
scraped Mr. Magic up off the ground and then drove his head into the mat with a face
buster. Mr. Magic tried to stand back up, but every time he would he got leveled
in the back of the head with an axe kick by Taz. Taz was dominating Mr. Magic the
whole match until he went for his Showstopper. The True Main Event got close and
went to execute the maneuver when Mr. Magic dug his nails into Taz's face and practically
gouged his eyes out. Taz was throwing punches at the air as Mr. Magic went over
and made a tag. Magnum came in, and as Mr. Magic took out Taz's legs, the kama sutra
kingpin took a running start and rode Taz to the ground with a bronco buster takedown.
Magnum and Mr. Magic did a little square dance in the ring as Apocalypse stepped
in and ! knocked both of their @$$es out with a couple of hard rights. Taz was back
on his feet and pissed like hell. He lifted Magnum off the mat and told Apocalypse
to hold him. Apocalypse locked Magnum in a full nelson and watched as his partner
individually kicked every tooth out of Magnum's mouth with a series of Lights Out.
Magnum fell to the mat like a sack of potatoes and Taz covered him for the 1-2-3,
as Apocalypse finished off Mr. Magic with a chokeslam. Social Anarchy retained their
Tag Team titles and had their Playstation 2 back where it belonged.
FNA sported
his new jet black colored hair and carried an armada of weapons with him. He head
a tool belt wrapped around his waist that had all kinds of weapons hanging from it
and he also carried with him an old school, solid metal trash can that doesn't dent.
The Hardcore Champ ran to the ring with one of his partner's axe-handles and still
had some silver paint in his hair. He slid into the ring and went off on FNA. Ranger
X smashed FNA over and over with the axe-handle until the weapon finally snapped
in half. The champ then tried to win the match without using any weapons, but after
he missed a diving spear and received a bottle to the back of his head, he decided
it was a bad idea. FNA was stomping on Ranger X and kicking him around the ring
like a soccer ball. Ranger X was propped up against the ring ropes when FNA came
bulldozing towards him and went for a body splash. FNA's attack was dodged by Ranger
X and the ha! rdcore punk went tumbling over the ropes to the outside. Ranger X
leapt out of the ring with a rope flip and crashed down on FNA for a pin. The ref
only got to one before the walking liquor bar kicked out. Ranger X grabbed a chair
and started bashing FNA over the head with it, but FNA managed to get the hammer
off his belt and crush Ranger X's fingers with it on the next swing. Both men got
on top of a table and were pounding each other with punches galore. FNA eventually
wore Ranger X out and then lifted him in his arms. The punk jumped off the table,
over a fence, and buried Ranger X into the neighbor's backyard with a Ska Bomb.
Both men were rolling around in the grass trying to recover from the landing. FNA
got up first and picked Ranger X up off the ground. He walked him around to every
item in the backyard and smashed Ranger X's head up against it just for fun. FNA
then pressed Ranger X over his head and tossed him back into the official WYDW backyard.
While Ranger X was recovering from FNA's assaults, the hardcore misfit took his
time walking all the way around to where the gate opened on the fence. Ranger X
was back on his feet and caught FNA by surprise with a mean spear to the stomach.
FNA was sucking wind as Ranger X grabbed the metal trash can and began beating him
up with his own weapon. He continued to bash FNA over the head with it all the way
up the entrance ramp and backstage. They fought all the way back to the dressing
rooms and even fought inside some of the rooms. They busted into the Lady Killers'
room and trashed the whole place. Every coffee table, vase, TV, or picture was broken
or shatterred all over the place. FNA threw Ranger X on his shoulder and then rammed
the champ into the bathroom door. The door came off it's hinges and both men fell
onto the hard tiled bathroom floor as Mr. Magic's sister was just getting in the
shower. They laid there staring in awe as Ranger X said, "Kill me now because
I've seen heaven." FNA then cold-cocked him right in the jaw and threw him
out of the bathroom. Before leaving, he turned to Mr. Magic's sister and said, "I'll
be dreaming about you later." He made a jerking hand gesture and then went
back to beating the $#!@ out of Ranger X. They returned their fight to the hallway
when they saw Reverend Robert standing at the other end with the referee laid out.
FNA immediately laid Ranger X out with his Hangover clothesline and then charged
towards Rev. Robert. He was one door away from Rev. Robert when that door swung
open and knocked him out cold. FNA caught the edge of the door and went spinning
off it as gravity pulled him to the ground. The self-proclaimed "King of Hardcore"
laid motionless on the hallway floor as blood began to ooze from his head. From
behind the door ste! pped out Death. Rev. Robert laughed at FNA and screamed into
his deaf ears, "Haven't you ever heard the saying 'What goes around, comes around'?"
Death then walked to the other end of the hallway and dragged Ranger X over to FNA.
He stretched the Hardcore Champ across FNA's large belly and then Rev. Robert grabbed
the referee's hand to make the 3-count.
After a
long week of watching film and studying Dakota Dick's every move, Lumberjack confidently
stepped inside the ring and prepared to win the Heavyweight Championship once again.
His opponent begged to differ. Dakota Dick may not have beaten Lumberjack fairly
to become the Heavyweight Champion, but he made it his goal to win every match from
then on out in a respectful fashion. Lumberjack, however, remained bitter over the
whole situation and devised a scheme to take Dakota Dick out of the picture. He
had Dakota Dick join E.D.A with himself and Ranger X, and then when Dakota Dick least
expected it, Lumberjack turned on him. The wheels were in motion and Lumberjack's
plan to regain the Heavyweight title was practically a reality. The only obstacle
he had left to conquer was a cowboy with a grudge against him the size of Texas.
The Heavyweight Champ ran into the arena waving his cowboy hat and giving high-fives
to all the fans at ringside. He stared down Lumberjack as he stepped into the ring
and got ready to fight. The ref rang the bell and Dakota Dick went full throttle
at Lumberjack. The redneck was punching Lumberjack with the swiftness of Muhammad
Ali, but Lumberjack managed to block one of his punches and take him down with a
reverse armbar. The King of Quit was going to work early on his opponent. Dakota
Dick broke free but Lumberjack was right there to drill his knee upside the champ's
head. Lumberjack delivered a couple dozen knees to Dakota Dick's head before throwing
him down on the mat and locking on the rings of saturn. Dakota Dick was yelling
as Lumberjack squeezed his arms behind his back. Lumberjack grew tired of his hold
so he rolled to the other side of Dakota Dick and wrapped him in the crippler crossface.
Dakota Dick could barely talk he was in so much pain. Somehow, the rowdy redneck
broke out of the hold and slowly tried to recover. Lumberjack gave him no time to
recover and immediately laid Dakota Dick out with a snap suplex. Without delay,
Lumberjack placed Dakota Dick in a dragon sleeper and continued his submitting assault.
Dakota Dick drove his knuckles hard into Lumberjack's face and almost broke the
woodsman's nose. Lumberjack was temporarily dazed as Dakota Dick returned to his
feet. The cowboy was aching and could barely stand upright, making it easier for
Lumberjack to run over and wrap him up for a double-arm DDT. Lumberjack tried to
perform the maneuver, but Dakota Dick used all his might to toss him on his shoulders
and lay him out with a samoan drop. Dakota Dick then applied a submission hold of
his own, the Hog Tie. The champ cranked back on Lumberjack's legs and neck, and
loved every minute of it. Dakota Dick mockingly yelled into Lumberjack's ears, "Where's
your reversal now? Where is it, huh??" Dakota Dick released his hold and then
set Lumberjack up for the Dick Drop. Right before he lifted Lumberjack in the air,
the E.D.A member instantly yanked his legs out from under him and applied the texas
cloverleaf. It looked as if Lumberjack was going to become the new Heavyweight Champion,
but after a short struggle, Dakota Dick was released from the hold. The champ stood
back up only to receive a knee to the mid-section followed by a Timber bulldog.
Lumberjack wrapped a leg and almost got a 3-count, but Dakota Dick kicked out at
the last possible moment. As Dakota Dick got back up, Lumberjack under-hooked both
of his arms and went for the Log Jam. The plan backfired when Dakota Dick slipped
his arms free and then plowed Lumberjack onto the mat with his spinning sitdown sidewalk
slam. Lumberjack's back was sore from the impact, inevitably setting him up for
the Dick Drop. Dakota Dick peeled him off the mat, and with a sudden motion, executed
a spine-shattering Dick Drop powerbomb onto the canvas. The Heavyweight Champ wrapped
his opponent in an unbreakable pin and picked up the 1-2-3 victory to retain his
title.
After the
match, Dakota Dick stood over his defeated rival and with a big smile on his face
said, "Bet ya didn't plan on that!" The cowboy then held his belt up high
and walked ringside giving another round of high-fives. He was halfway up the entrance
ramp when Ranger X came sprinting down the ramp and nearly disembowed him with a
diving spear. Ranger X then grabbed Dakota Dick and threw him back into the ring,
where Lumberjack was finally recovering. Lumberjack wrapped up Dakota Dick and then
flattened him on the mat with his Log Jam. He then rolled the cowboy over as Ranger
X climbed the nearest turnbuckle. Ranger X took a gigantic leap off the turnbuckle
and delivered a devastating Sure Thing body splash onto the Heavyweight Champion.
Ranger X then spit on Dakota Dick and told him, "If you start something with
one member of E.D.A, you've got to finish it with all of E.D.A." Lumberjack
and Ranger X then headed towards the back as Dakota Dick painfully rolled around
inside the ring.