WYDW Blitzkrieg
January 28, 2000
Live from Jacksonville, Florida



Minion vs Lumberjack vs Ranger X vs Taz
Heavyweight Championship Match

spaceMinion and both members of E.D.A. came to the ring first. As Taz made his way out from the back, Lumberjack and Ranger X began their assault. In the meantime, Minion discovered he had no one to fight and, strangely enough, he began assaulting himself. He took a sign and began smashing himself in the head with it. Then, he sent himself through a table, and then crawled to the back. This left the two members of E.D.A. against Taz. Lumberjack wore Taz down with both a longbow backbreaker and a Texas cloverleaf while Ranger X hit him with weapons and high flying maneuvers. At one point, Taz hit a fameasser on Lumberjack, but Ranger X broke up the pinfall attempt. The match ended with Taz snatching a bat from Lumberjack, hitting him in the stomach with it, and then hitting a face buster. With Lumberjack down, Ranger X jumped onto Taz's back and applied a sleeper hold. Taz then reversed the move into a samoan drop and followed it with an inside cradle for the pin. After the count was made, E.D.A. continued their relentless assault. They took Taz all over the place. Then sent him head first into a fence and Ranger X bashed him in the head with a 2X4. Finally, they knocked him in the head with a trash can and Lumberjack executed his Timber from off of a ladder. With Taz laid out in the middle of the ring, Lumberjack hit a huge Sequoia Splash off of the ladder and Ranger X followed it up with a Sure Thing. They stuffed the champ into a trash can and left the ring.

Winner: Taz defeated Ranger X, Lumberjack, and Minion via Pinfall to retain the Heavyweight Title.



Ranger X vs Naughty Nick

Ranger X came out and grabbed a microphone. He chewed out Magnum for setting up a match that is impossible since Ranger X is Naughty Nick. Ranger X then told Ref. Morgan to declare himself the winner, but at that moment Naughty Nick's music rang over the loud speakers and out came Social Anarchy with Magnum dressed up like Naughty Nick. All three men attacked Ranger X and bludgeoned him with a sack of toys. They continued pounding on him until Magnum hit him with the P.I.Punches and then did a mock Slay Ride for the pin. Social Anarchy ganged up on Ranger X some more, until Lumberjack finally came running out to his aid.

WINNER: Naughty Nick defeated Ranger X with the Slay Ride.



Taz and Lumberjack vs Al Bino and Ranger X

Al Bino and Ranger X individually came out first and then Lumberjack entered the ring. Ranger X was noticeably in pain yet him and Lumberjack still found time to make fun of Taz. They joked about how they kicked his @$$ so bad he couldn't even walk to the ring. Taz's music hit and they waited for him to enter. Taz snuck up behind Lumberjack and broke a wet floor sign across his back. He then ran over to Ranger X and dragged him backstage, throwing him up against the wall the whole way back. This left Lumberjack and Al Bino to duke it out. Lumberjack's back was sore from Taz's attack and Al Bino went right after it. He wrapped Lumberjack in a belly-to-back and slammed him onto the mat. Lumberjack slowly recovered and went straight to Al Bino's head with a knee thrust. Lumberjack kept the momentum by applying a longbow backbreaker and a texas clover leaf to his fallen opponent. The two men continued to fight, and eventually began using the weapons around ringside. At one point, Lumberjack hit Al Bino with a bulldog and it looked like the match was over, but Al Bino managed to break out of the pin. Lumberjack then tried to go for his Timber finisher, but as he jumped off the chair, Al Bino caught him and performed his trademark high angle backdrop. Al Bino then covered Lumberjack to get the 1-2-3.

Winner: Al Bino defeated Lumberjack via Pinfall.



Apocalypse and Minion vs Social Anarchy
Tag Team Championship Match

The match was originally scheduled to be in tag format but Magnum decided to make it a tornado match. Both teams entered the ring and began fighting. Apocalypse went right after FNA with a DDT, while Big Mac and Minion stood in their fighting positions. Eventually they started to wrestle and all they really did was wrap each other in a couple of armholds. Apocalypse came behind Big Mac and laid him out with a full nelson slam. He went back to attack FNA, but FNA surprised him with a trash can. FNA pounded on Apocalypse with the trash can and finally picked him up for his Ska Bomb. At that same instant, Minion hit Big Mac with the Dominion. With Big Mac and Apocalypse laid out, Minion and FNA began fighting. FNA used a wet floor sign to bring Minion down and give his partner time to recover. Big Mac returned to his feet and set Apocalypse up for the Mac Attack. He executed his move and then FNA followed it up with a FU. Minion was back on his feet and cracking heads with a wet floor sign. Magnum came running from the back with Noise Pollution. Apocalypse grabbed him and pulled his fist back, but Magnum pleaded with him and gave Noise Pollution to him. Apocalypse took Noise Pollution and leveled FNA with it. Minion then executed his Dominion on Big Mac, and then on FNA. Minion gave Apocalypse a thumbs up and jumped on Big Mac for the pin. The ref got to 2 when Apocalypse grabbed a trash can and smashed it on top of Minion. He then kicked Minion off of Big Mac and told FNA to cover him for the pin. FNA did just that and Social Anarchy gained the victory along with a new member. It turned out that Apocalypse was the one who Magnum made a deal with at the beginning of the month.

Winner: Social Anarchy defeated Apocalypse and Minion via Pinfall to retain the Tag Team Titles.



Social Anarchy vs Al Bino
Triple Threat
Hardcore Championship Match

All four members of Social Anarchy came to the ring ready to fight. Each man grabbed a weapon and awaited the arrival of Al Bino. Al Bino's music blasted and out came the hardcore champion. He was quickly mugged and bombarded with weapons. He didn't stand a chance against four men. Al Bino's head was busted open with a shot from Noise Pollution and then his wound was rubbed into the mat. Al Bino's whole face was covered with blood and he could barely stand. Apocalypse picked him up and locked him in the Hangman. While Al Bino was gasping for air, Magnum gave him an ultimatum. 'Either join Social Anarchy and fight for Magnum, or be stripped of the hardcore title and forced out of WYDW.' The semi-conscious Al Bino agreed to Magnum's terms and Apocalypse broke his hold. Al Bino heavily fell to the ground, and Big Mac and FNA dragged him to the back. Magnum awarded Al Bino with the win and congratulated him on his wise decision.

Winner: Al Bino defeated Social Anarchy via decision to retain the Hardcore Title.