After
being ordered by Magnum the Fuehrer, Taz and Dakota Dick had one of the most technically
sound and exciting matches in the history of the WYDW. Dakota Dick made his way to
the ring for his first official match in over three months. The True Main Event came
next, and Taz welcomed the fan favorite Dakota Dick back to the WYDW. The match started
with a lock up and a couple of knee thrusts by Taz, then he followed that up with
a huge falling hiptoss. Taz carried the momentum of the match, but it was quickly
changed when Dakota Dick nailed a pulling walk slam. The original cowboy then kept
Taz grounded with some wrestling holds and painful samoan drop. Dakota's offensive
surge was stopped when Taz caught him on his shoulders, spun him around, and executed
a mid-air falling face buster. Taz quickly followed it up with a crucial Showstopper
and a pin attempt. Dakota Dick managed to kick out and battle made it's way down
the entrance ramp. Taz walked the fence and almost broke Dakota Dick's arm with a
flying axe-handle smash. Dakota Dick managed to recover from the assault and set-up
for the finish. As Dakota Dick grabbed Taz and lifted him for his Dick Drop powerbomb
through a table, Taz's feet kicked the table over and Dakota Dick plowed Taz onto
the hard ground with a Dick Drop. A broken Taz couldn't kick out as Dakota Dick got
the 1-2-3.
Big Mac
made his way to the ring, and as soon as FNA came out, Big Mac began beating the
crap out of him. Big Mac bashed on FNA with a trash can and tried to pin him. At
that moment, Al Bino's music came on and he ran to the ring. He threw Big Mac off
FNA and leveled him with a metal sign. Al Bino was then attacked from behind by FNA
with a wet floor sign and FNA went after Big Mac. FNA wrapped Big Mac in a bearhug
and then rammed him into the side of a shed. As FNA turned around he got busted in
the face with a flying wet floor sign. Al Bino grabbed FNA and gave him a belly-to-belly
suplex then he picked him up and gave him a belly-to-back suplex. FNA was down and
as Al Bino went to pin him, Big Mac caught him from behind with his Special Sauce
DDT. Big Mac then flew off a table with an elbow drop and attempted a pin. Al Bino
kicked out and FNA crushed a trash can across the back of Big Mac. FNA took Al Bino
and gave him a Ska Bomb onto a wet floor sign. As he climbed a table to perform his
FU finisher, Big Mac smacked him with a bat and then pushed him over the fence into
the neighboring yard. Big Mac kicked Al Bino and dropped a few elbows on him before
he put him in a figure-four leglock. Magnum came out and helped FNA out of the neighboring
yard. They returned to the ring and began double-teaming Big Mac. Magnum punched
Big Mac in the crotch and then executed a Beck Kick. FNA then lifted Big Mac up and
held him as Magnum performed his P.I.Punches. Big Mac was knocked out and Magnum
left the ring. FNA went for a pinfall, but Al Bino stopped the count. He picked FNA
up off of Big Mac and sent him pummelling to the ground with his Down with Whitey
finisher. Al Bino jumped on FNA for the pin and became the Hardcore Champion for
the second time.
Mr.Magic
entered the ring and announced that his partner was none other then Dakota Dick.
Dakota Dick came out galloping with his bat between his legs and a hat upon his head.
The two men gave each other high fives and awaited their opponents. E.D.A made their
entrance and the match soon got under way. Mr.Magic and Lumberjack started things
off. Lumberjack went right after Mr.Magic and shoved his knee repeatedly into Mr.Magic's
face. He then wrapped him in a texas clover leaf in an attempt to make Mr.Magic submit.
Mr.Magic wiggled free and made the tag to Dakota Dick. Dakota Dick tackled Lumberjack
to the ground and delivered a nasty frog splash. Lumberjack rolled over to Ranger
X and made the tag. Ranger X speared Dakota Dick and then went over and slapped Mr.Magic.
Mr.Magic tried to get in the ring, but the ref stopped him, allowing E.D.A to double-team
Dakota Dick in the corner. Dakota Dick was laid out on the mat and Ranger X went
over to springboard off a trash can. As Ranger X jumped, Dakota Dick moved out of
the way and Ranger X slammed onto the ground. Dakota Dick then put Ranger X on his
shoulders and did a samoan drop. He tagged in Mr.Magic and the two of them double-teamed
Ranger X. They executed a Spiked DDT and Mr.Magic rolled Ranger X up for a pin, but
he managed to kick out. Mr.Magic ran and caught Ranger X with the Disappearing Act
and then executed the Abracadabra. Ranger X was laid out. Mr.Magic started flexing
and show-boating around the ring, and allowed Ranger X to crawl over to his partner.
E.D.A made a tag and Lumberjack came in the ring. He delivered a DDT to Mr.Magic,
followed it up with a Sequoia Splash, then he went after Dakota Dick. He pulled him
in the ring, hit him with a Log Jam, and then kicked him off the mat. Mr.Magic kicked
Lumberjack in the crotch and then made a tag to Dakota Dick. Lumberjack also managed
to tag in Ranger X, and the two men went at it. Ranger X caught Dakota Dick with
a cross body block, but as he went to deliver a hurricanrana, Dakota Dick reversed
it and executed his Dick Drop powerbomb. Both men were trying to catch their breath
and as Dakota Dick went to make a tag, Ranger X latched onto his leg and dragged
him to E.D.A's corner. Ranger X then made a tag and E.D.A executed their new finisher.
Lumberjack locked Dakota Dick's legs for a clover leaf as Ranger X came crashing
down with his Sure Thing. As soon as he landed, Lumberjack rolled Dakota Dick over
into a texas clover leaf and got Dakota Dick to give up.
Apocalypse
confidently came to the ring and waited for Magnum and FNA. Social Anarchy's music
blared over the speakers and out they came. Magnum wore the Heavyweight belt to the
ring, while FNA held his injured back from his earlier match. The match began and
Apocalypse strategically went right after FNA's back. He tackled FNA to the ground
and locked him in a camel clutch. FNA was cussing like crazy when Magnum attacked
Apocalypse with a wet floor sign. The two members of Social Anarchy began mugging
Apocalypse with wet floor signs and tried to keep the big man down. Apocalypse managed
to get a hold of a trash can, and started smashing it across their heads. Apocalypse
once again went after the back of FNA. He picked FNA up and performed a powerful
full nelson slam. Magnum came to FNA's aid in the form of a metal sign. It was Social
Anarchy's trademark sign, Noise Pollution. Magnum bashed and bashed and bashed on
Apocalypse until the big guy was motionless in the ring. Magnum began laughing and
made the comment that Apocalypse couldn't have even won the match if he had a partner.
At that very moment, a strange, gothic sound rang over the loud speakers and out
came Minion! Magnum just about wet his pants. He grabbed FNA and shoved him over
to Minion, but Minion didn't flinch. He just stood there with his arms crossed in
front of him. Magnum took this as a good sign and continued beating on Apocalypse.
As FNA lifted Apocalypse and held him so Magnum could execute his P.I.Punches, Minion
spun Magnum around and delivered a Dominion. FNA threw Apocalypse to the ground and
went over to help his fallen leader. He got in Minion's face and told him to leave
before he got hurt. Minion nodded his head and acted like he was leaving, but instead
he took a chair and tossed it to FNA. FNA caught it and -*WHAM*- Lights Out!!! Taz
removed the Minion outfit and got in FNA's face. He reminded him that what goes around,
comes around. Apocalypse had returned to his feet and locked Magnum in the Hangman.
With nobody to help him break free, Magnum was forced to give up and make Apocalypse
the new leader of Social Anarchy. Taz had on a Social Anarchy shirt and he tossed
on to Apocalypse. Apocalypse put it on and grabbed the mic from ringside. Here's
what he had to say: "From here on out Social Anarchy will be the most powerful
force in the WYDW. Taz and myself will not stop till we have defeated every wrestler
in the WYDW, taken their belts, and proven that we are SIMPLY THE BEST!"