Big Mac
and Al Bino came out together and looked like an actual team. They were going over
their game plan and then Lumberjack's music hit. Lumberjack carried his axe-handle
to the ring but the ref made him hand it over, this was a non-hardcore match. Al
Bino started things off for Social Anarchy. He and Lumberjack delivered some fists
to one another and finally Lumberjack took control with a knee thrust. He gave Al
Bino a DDT and then put him in a texas clover leaf. Big Mac went to help Al Bino
but the ref stopped him. Lumberjack released the hold and tried to perform a german
suplex, but Al Bino managed to swing behind Lumberjack and execute a belly-to-back
suplex. While Lumberjack was down, Al Bino made the tag. He and Big Mac then went
to work ganging up on Lumberjack. The ref finally broke the men up and sent Al Bino
to his corner. Big Mac hit Lumberjack with three or four elbow drops and then began
choking him. Big Mac set Lumberjack up for his Special Sauce, but Lumberjack reversed
it and performed his Log Jam. Lumberjack then ran over and slugged Al Bino. The ref
was distracted by Al Bino, so Big Mac grabbed a chair and went after Lumberjack.
Lumberjack dodged the shot and pulled the chair out of Big Mac's hands. He smacked
Big Mac in the side with it and laid it on the mat. Al Bino tried to interfere but
the ref held him back. Lumberjack then executed his Timber bulldog onto the chair
and attempted a pin. Al Bino broke the count and beat the heck out of Lumberjack.
He finally took Lumberjack and gave him a high back body drop onto the mat. Big Mac
returned to his feet, performed the Mac Attack, and got the pin.
Apocalypse
and FNA came out together and entered the ring. Ranger X made his way and the match
soon began. Apocalypse told FNA to wrestle first, but FNA didn't want to wear himself
out if there was a chance he would have to fight later. Apocalypse tried explaining
to him that if he helps him beat Ranger X then he wouldn't have to fight later. FNA
still said that he was just going to stand there and not wrestle. Apocalypse just
got tired of listening to him and went after Ranger X. He started punching and kicking
him. Ranger X managed to spear Apocalypse but it wasn't enough to keep the big man
down. Apocalypse got back up and hit Ranger X with a boot to the face. He then went
over to tag FNA, but FNA backed away and avoided the tag. Apocalypse continued fighting
Ranger X and it looked like the match would be over soon. Ranger X went for a cross
body block, but Apocalypse caught him and powerslammed him onto the ground. Apocalypse
picked Ranger X up and crushed him with a full nelson slam. Apocalypse had Ranger
X set up for the Hangman when he saw FNA starting to leave. He dropped Ranger X and
asked FNA where the hell he was going. FNA told him to finish the match without him
cause he had better things to do. Apocalypse grabbed a chair and whacked FNA with
it. He then tagged FNA and dragged him to the ring. Ranger X was beginning to stand
again and he started to set things up for his Sure Thing. He jumped from a chair,
to a fence, to a table, to a trash can, and finally came crashing down on FNA to
pick up the win.
Mr.Magic
came to the ring with a new look. He got rid of his smiley-face shirt and blue golf
cap, replacing them with a blue vest and a baseball cap. Mr.Magic then slapped ring
announcer Morgan in the face and snatched the microphone out of his hands. Morgan
then hid in a corner and cried, he's such a wimp. Mr.Magic told Taz to bring his
skinny @$$ to the ring so he can show him what raw power fights like. Taz came to
the ring and just laughed at Mr.Magic. Taz made the remark that Mr.Magic's arms looked
like strings coming off of his new vest. Mr.Magic got so mad that he hit Taz with
the microphone and started kicking the crap out of him. He hit Taz with his Disappearing
Act and got him with an implant DDT. Mr.Magic then stood Taz up and stated that he
was gonna show him the right way to do the Lights Out. Mr.Magic gave the weakest
looking kick right into Taz's chest and Taz didn't even budge. Mr.Magic got so scared
he looked like he was gonna crap in his pants. Taz quickly grabbed Mr.Magic and hit
him with a Showstopper. Then, he lifted him up and executed his Lights Out, the way
only the True Main Event can do it. Taz pressed one finger down on Mr.Magic and got
the 1-2-3 victory.
Both men
came to the ring and were ready to put up a fight. Though they had a mutual respect
for one another, the belt was on the line. Al Bino immediately got a hold of a weapon
and smacked it across Apocalypse's back. He continued pounding on Apocalypse and
then performed a belly-to-belly suplex. Al Bino tried to lock Apocalypse up in the
White Out but Apocalypse kicked him and broke the hold. Apocalypse then got his hands
on a trash can and delivered some painful shots to Al Bino. Apocalypse put Al Bino
in a camel clutch and tried to make him submit, but it didn't work. Apocalypse then
took Al Bino and laid him out with a side slam. He went for some more weapon shots
and then brought Al Bino to his feet. Apocalypse had Al Bino ready for a full nelson
slam when Al Bino rolled around Apocalypse and executed a belly-to-back suplex. Al
Bino got in a few more weapon shots and set Apocalypse up for a vertical suplex.
Apocalypse kicked him right in the stomach and lifted him up. Apocalypse drove Al
Bino's head onto a chair with a tombstone piledriver, and went for a pin. The 3-count
was almost made when out came Magnum, Big Mac, and FNA. They attacked Apocalypse
and laid him out on the mat. Magnum then grabbed a microphone and went into one of
his long speeches about nothing. He told Apocalypse that his attitude has cost Social
Anarchy too many losses and that all he had to do was pin Ranger X earlier and there
wouldn't be any problems. During the speech, the rest of Social Anarchy continued
assaulting Apocalypse. Magnum finally told Al Bino to finish Apocalypse off, and
he did with a high back body drop. Magnum then got down and gave the 1-2-3.
E.D.A was
psyched to finally get the title shot they rightfully deserved. They came to the
ring and awaited the arrival of Big Mac and FNA. They made their way to the ring
and the match got under way. Ranger X and Big Mac started things off. Big Mac got
the upperhand after surprising Ranger X with a flying forearm, but it wasn't enough
to stop Ranger X. Ranger X got back to his feet and speared Big Mac, carrying him
halfway across the mats. Big Mac made the tag and in came FNA. FNA tried to DDT Ranger
X, but Ranger X managed to take him down and put him in a figure-four leglock. Big
Mac broke the hold by dropping an elbow right on Ranger X. FNA then picked Ranger
X up and powerslammed him onto the mat. FNA sat down on the lower back of Ranger
X, and the pressure of the weight almost made Ranger X tap out. Lumberjack came running
in the ring and took out FNA with a flying knee to his head. Ranger X then managed
to crawl over to Lumberjack and made the tag. Lumberjack came charging in the ring
and tackled FNA to the ground. He put him in a longbow backbreaker and had him cussing
up a storm. FNA finally broke free and made a tag. Big Mac came in and Lumberjack
went to town on him. He delivered a knee thrust and followed it up with a Log Jam,
then he crushed Big Mac with a Sequoia Splash and made a tag to Ranger X. Ranger
X climbed on top of a trash can and executed his Sure Thing off of it. FNA came in
and started kicking Ranger X off of Big Mac. Lumberjack got behind him and delivered
his Timber bulldog. Ranger X then tagged Lumberjack and they went for their finisher,
Total Destruction. Ranger X hit Big Mac once again with his Sure Thing and Lumberjack
came flying behind him with his Sequoia Splash to pick up the pinfall and make E.D.A
the 2-time Tag Team Champions.
Magnum
entered the ring by himself and started stretching. He took the mic from the ring
announcer and guaranteed Taz a fair fight. Taz came to the ring, sporting the WYDW
Heavyweight belt, and immediately began beating on Magnum. He eventually took off
his belt and continued the beating. Magnum got in some early shots but nothing substantial.
Considering he was fighting the heavweight champion, he sure wasn't much of a heavyweight
fighter. Taz threw him around all over the place. He threw Magnum against a tree,
a fence, a shed, the side of a house, and onto a table. He dragged him back to the
ring and performed a fameasser. Taz rolled Magnum up for a pin, but Magnum managed
to kick out. Taz grabbed Magnum and went to give him a face buster when Magnum swung
his fist and delivered a nasty low blow. Taz went down fast. Magnum then attempted
a leglock, but after about two minutes of trying, Taz had recovered and raked Magnum's
eyes. Magnum started whining about having a cataract but the ref didn't believe his
garbage. Magnum threw a temper tantrum and ended up knocking the ref out. Taz came
behind Magnum and performed a front russian legsweep on him. He then picked him back
up and executed a Showstopper. At that point, the ref was starting to regain consciousness,
but still not aware of what was going on. While Magnum tried to return to his feet,
Taz stood in front of him preparing for a Lights Out. All of a sudden, FNA came down
the entrance way with a chair and blasted Taz in the back of the head with it. The
shot was so blunt that Taz went down instantly. FNA and Magnum drug him into the
ring and woke the ref. Magnum laid on top of Taz and ref counted a very, VERY slow
three count to make Magnum the NEW Heavyweight Champion.