Bobby Jr.
entered the ring all upset and worried. He was afraid this fight would ruin any
chance of him and Big Mac becoming partners. Big Mac macked his way to the ring
and groped a couple of his female fans at ringside. He told them to give him about
five minutes and then he'd be ready to lay a mackdown on both of them. The referee
started the match and Big Mac whooped up on Bobby Jr. He effortlessly kicked his
butt all around the ring. After hitting the Special Sauce on Bobby Jr., Big Mac
was ready to end the match. He lifted Bobby Jr. to his feet and set things up for
the Mac Attack when Minion ran out and bashed Big Mac's head with a trash can. The
referee disqualified Bobby Jr., but he didn't care. Minion and Bobby Jr. pounded
on the fallen Big Mac and left him with one message, "You were the first to
betray our leader, therefore, you are the first to feel the wrath of Magnum!"
The two men left the ring as Big Mac's lady friends entered the ring to give him
a helping hand.
E.D.A announced
earlier in the week that their fourth match against Social Anarchy for the Tag Team
titles would be a hardcore tornado match, where the first team to make a pin wins.
E.D.A came out to their music and wore the tag straps to the ring. They realized
that this could be the last time they ever wear the Tag Team titles since all Social
Anarchy needs is one victory to become the new Tag Team Champions. Social Anarchy
walked out confidently and stared right into E.D.A's eyes. All four men got in the
ring face-to-face and stared each other down. This match had everything riding on
it, and both teams knew it. As soon as the ref rang the bell, weapons began to fly.
Social Anarchy used their power to gain an early advantage over E.D.A. Apocalypse
completely annihilated Ranger X with a couple of trash can shots, while Taz used
some martial arts and kickboxing maneuvers to take down Lumberjack. Apocalypse chokeslammed
Ranger X through a table and then joined Taz to fight Lumberjack. Social Anarchy
stood on both sides of Lumberjack and each time he moved they would smack him with
wet floor signs. They lifted Lumberjack and whipped him right into the side of the
house. As he stumbled back, Apocalypse set him up on his shoulders and dropped him
face first. On his was down, Taz grabbed Lumberjack's head and plowed it right into
the ground with a face buster. Taz went for the pin, but Ranger X broke it up with
a 2x4 across Taz's back. He then smacked Apocalypse with the 2x4 and jabbed it right
into his crotch. While Apocalypse was down, Ranger X took the opportunity to land
some high-flying maneuvers on the big man. Lumberjack had recovered and wrapped
Taz's legs in a texas clover leaf. Ranger X timed his splash just right and managed
to land on Taz right as Lumberjack was about to flip him over in the clover leaf.
The splash impacted right on Taz's ribs, and then Lumberjack stretched his ribcage
out with the submission hold. Taz was in excruciating pain when Apocalypse broke
him free with a chair shot to Lumberjack's head. Ranger X leapt off a table at Apocalypse,
but Apocalypse just caught him and delivered a fallaway slam on the ranger. Ranger
X got back up and Apocalypse gave him a spinning full nelson slam followed by a spinning
side slam. Apocalypse went for the pinfall. Lumberjack broke the count just in
time, and with Ranger X's help, started kicking some @$$. E.D.A set up a table in
the ring and executed one of their many double-teams. Lumberjack lifted Apocalypse
on one side of the table in a sidewalk slam and Ranger X grabbed the back of Apocalypse's
head for a spiked neckbreaker through the table. Apocalypse was knocked out, but
E.D.A wasn't done. They started playing patty-cake and grabbed one another's hands.
They spun around and the outward momentum sent Ranger X horizontal as Lumberjack
continued spinning and finally slammed Ranger X on top of Apocalypse with a wicked
splash. Ranger X attempted the pin, but Taz broke it up. Lumberjack took a chair
and blast Taz with it. Taz fell to the ground and E.D.A set things up for their
Total Destruction. Lumberjack and Ranger X stood up their ladders and climbed to
the top. They signaled for their finisher as Lumberjack landed with a Sequoia Splash
and then Ranger X came crashing down with a Sure Thing. The referee got down and
made the 3-count to send E.D.A and Social Anarchy into a Sudden Death Match for the
Tag Team titles. Whoever wins the next match walks away the champs.
Al Bino
made his way to the ring and was supposed to compete against FNA for the Hardcore
title, but due to the beating FNA received the previous week, Al Bino was left with
no one to fight. So, since he knew everyone was already involved in a match, Al
Bino decided to go ahead and make an open call. He was just about to start an "I'm
the king of Hardcore" speech when a certain cowboys' music started playing.
Dakota Dick came to the ring riding his baseball bat and reminded Al Bino that he
was involved in the main event, but he did not have a match of his own. Al Bino
was up for the challenge and figured it would be an easy match considering Dakota
Dick's record for the month.
With both
men already in the ring the match quickly began. Dakota Dick beat the snot out of
Al Bino with his bat and left the Hardcore Champion in a puddle of his own blood.
However, that wasn't enough to keep the human bloodbath down. Al Bino got a hold
of a wet floor sign and slapped Dakota Dick right in the mouth with it numerous times.
Al Bino took the cowboy and slung him around the ring. He effortlessly lifted Dakota
Dick and slammed him down on the mat. Al Bino went for a pin, but Dakota Dick kicked
out. Al Bino grabbed a trash can and charged at Dakota Dick. Dakota Dick picked
him up in mid-stride and threw him on his back with a pulling walkslam. Al Bino
was winded from the landing, so Dakota Dick wrapped him in his Hog Tie submission
hold. Al Bino struggled to get loose, and finally grabbed a nearby weapon to strike
Dakota Dick. The hold was broken and the match carried on. Al Bino had Dakota Dick
ready for a suplex when Dakota Dick threw Al Bino up on his shoulders and delivered
a samoan drop. Dakota Dick then set up a table in the middle of the ring and picked
Al Bino up off the ground. With Al Bino dazed, Dakota Dick ran behind him and drilled
Al Bino's head right through the table with his Stampede bulldog. Dakota Dick went
for a pin, but Al Bino managed to lift his shoulder at 2. Al Bino's face was so
covered in blood that he couldn't even see where Dakota Dick was standing. Dakota
Dick let him know, though, by bashing his forehead with a steel chair and then picking
him back up for the finish. With a steel chair laid out in the middle of the ring,
Dakota Dick lifted Al Bino up and executed a backbreaking Dick Drop onto the chair.
Al Bino was temporarily incapacitated, and it only took Dakota Dick three seconds
to become the new Hardcore Champion.
Lumberjack
brought a microphone with him to the ring and made an announcement to Social Anarchy.
"Ranger X and myself are the Tag Team Champions for one reason, because of
our tag team abilities. We've been trying to beat Social Anarchy with gimmick matches,
but all those really did was hurt our chances of winning. So, E.D.A has decided
that since we're fighting for the Tag Team Championship it only makes sense to have
a regular tag format match. No cage, no tables, no ladders, just two teams out to
prove that they are the best tag team in the WYDW." Social Anarchy entered
the arena and got in their ring corner. After a game of rock, paper, scissors, it
was decided that Lumberjack would start things off for E.D.A while Apocalypse stood
tall for Social Anarchy. The ref rang the bell and the match began. Both men locked
up in a test of strength. Apocalypse was overpowering Lumberjack, but Lumberjack
broke the hold with three solid knee thrusts to Apocalypse's ribs. Lumberjack made
a drop toe hold on Apocalypse to knock him off his feet and then locked the big man
in a longbow backbreaker. Taz ran in and kicked Lumberjack right in the mouth to
break up the hold. The referee sent Taz back to his corner as Lumberjack and Ranger
X made a tag. E.D.A double-teamed Apocalypse for a few seconds before the ref sent
Lumberjack to his corner. Ranger X took Apocalypse's legs and attempted a boston
crab, but Apocalypse gave one powerful kick and sent Ranger X flying off his back.
Apocalypse then gave a big boot to the back of Ranger X's head and tagged in Taz.
Social Anarchy just started beating on Ranger X with their fists until Lumberjack
ran in and took out Apocalypse. Taz pulled Ranger X off the ground and performed
a fameasser on him. Ranger X could barely move so Taz jumped on him for a pinfall.
Before the ref could even start counting Lumberjack broke his partner free from
the pin. When Lumberjack returned to his corner, Taz waited till he turned around
and plastered him with a Lights Out. Taz walked back over to Ranger X and hoisted
him on his shoulders for a death valley driver. Ranger X somehow managed to slide
off of Taz's shoulders and catch Taz in a DDT. Apocalypse came in and tried to take
out Ranger X with a clothesline, but Ranger X wrapped Apocalypse's arm and took him
down with an armbar. The ref ended the hold and sent Apocalypse back to his corner.
Taz snuck up behind Ranger X and performed a reverse suplex on the unsuspecting
ranger. Taz went for another pin, but Lumberjack made the save. Taz went over and
made a tag. Apocalypse came in and started stomping on Ranger X. The referee told
him to stop, so he got down and locked Ranger X in a crippler crossface. Ranger
X was about to tap out when Lumberjack ran in and kicked Apocalypse off of Ranger
X. The referee made Lumberjack return to his corner and Apocalypse tagged Taz back
in. Apocalypse picked Ranger X up like a powerbomb and Taz grabbed Ranger X's head.
Together, they spiked Ranger X's head right into the ground. Ranger held his neck
in pain as Taz rolled him up for a pin. Lumberjack came running in, but Apocalypse
took him out with a backhanded clothesline. The ref got a 2-count before Ranger
X kicked out. Taz wrapped Ranger X in a sharpshooter and tried to make him submit,
but it didn't work. Taz finally tagged Apocalypse in and let him try to keep Ranger
X down. Apocalypse gripped Ranger X around the throat and lifted him off the ground.
Ranger X kicked and punched but Apocalypse was not letting go. Finally, Lumberjack
ran behind Apocalypse and clipped his knee. Apocalypse went down and Ranger X tried
to catch his breath. Apocalypse and Ranger X stretched their arms towards their
partners and both made tags. Lumberjack and Taz ran at each other and fists were
flying. Taz punched Lumberjack on the side of the head and then delivered a face
buster. Taz then picked Lumberjack up and went for a suplex, but Lumberjack reversed
the move and executed a snap suplex. Lumberjack locked Taz's legs in a texas clover
leaf, and right on cue, Ranger X came splashing down with a frog splash. Lumberjack
rolled Taz over and fully locked on the clover leaf. Taz's knee was in terrible
pain, as Apocalypse broke the hold with a boot to Lumberjack's face. Lumberjack
then lifted Taz off the ground and went for a Log Jam, but Taz flipped Lumberjack
over his shoulder and fell to the ground in pain. His knee was in really bad shape
but he managed to walk over to his partner and make a tag. Apocalypse went over
and picked Lumberjack off the ground. He gave him a pendulum backbreaker, and as
Lumberjack was bent across Apocalypse's knee, Taz dropped a guillotine legdrop right
across Lumberjack's throat. Lumberjack was gasping for air while Taz grabbed his
knee in agony. Apocalypse locked on his Hangman finisher and almost had Lumberjack
passed out when Ranger X jumps off a trash can and dropkicks the big man. Apocalypse
lost his hold and went after Ranger X. He grabbed him and chokeslammed Ranger X
on top of Lumberjack. Apocalypse then got down and tried to pin both men but they
kicked out. Ranger X returned to his corner as Apocalypse delivered a spinning full
nelson slam on Lumberjack. Apocalypse then went for the pin, but Ranger X broke
it up. Apocalypse went after Ranger X again with a chokeslam when Lumberjack snuck
up behind him and rolled him into a schoolboy's pin. Apocalypse kicked out and charged
at Lumberjack. Lumberjack armdragged Apocalypse to the ground and started dropping
knees on him. He lifted Apocalypse off the mat and delivered a Log Jam. Lumberjack
wrapped Apocalypse up for the pin, but Taz made the save. Ranger X then ran in and
did a baseball slide right into Taz's knee. Taz went down hard as E.D.A set up for
their Total Destruction. Lumberjack leapt off one corner with a Sequoia Splash that
winded Taz, then Ranger X flew off another corner with his Sure Thing to knock Taz
out. They rolled Taz out of the ring and started to work on Apocalypse. The referee
forced Ranger X back to his corner so Lumberjack went over and made the tag. Ranger
X climbed on top of the ring corner and waited for Lumberjack to set things up.
Lumberjack dragged Apocalypse to the middle of the ring and on the count of three,
Ranger X soared off his corner with a Flying Squirrel splash while Lumberjack dropped
a leg right on Apocalypse's groin. Ranger X made the pin and the ref got down for
the 1-2-3 to declare E.D.A the official Tag Team Champions. E.D.A proved to everyone
that they are the best tag team in the WYDW after coming back from a 2-0 deficit
to win it 2-3. E.D.A held their belts high as they left the ring. Social Anarchy,
on the other hand, were not as happy with their performance. Apocalypse and Taz
left the ring so upset that many people backstage were just waiting for Social Anarchy
to do something destructive.
Magnum
came to the ring accompanied by not only Minion, but also Bobby Jr. Magnum stated
that with both of his men at ringside he would become the first 2-time Heavyweight
Champion in the WYDW. Mr.Magic and Dakota Dick came to the ring with their championship
belts on and flexed for all the ladies in the crowd. Mr.Magic turned to Dakota Dick
and suggested that they call themselves the Gold Club since both of them have belts.
Dakota Dick liked the idea of having the same name as his favorite strip club, but
felt it was too corny to be a tag team name. Mr.Magic and Magnum entered the ring
as their guests remained at ringside. Magnum told Mr.Magic that he sucked and that
everyone in the WYDW will be thanking him for removing the belt from such a crappy
wrestler. Mr.Magic smuggly responded that it didn't matter how well he fought just
as long as he walked away wearing the belt. The ref rang the bell and the match
got under way. Mr.Magic started the match in his typical fashion and ran at Magnum
with a vertical body press. Magnum just reared back and left forth a powerful punch
to Mr.Magic's private area. Mr.Magic collapsed on the mat and squealed like a pig.
Magnum kicked Mr.Magic outside the ring and allowed Bobby Jr. and Minion to do his
fighting. Bobby Jr. held Mr.Magic as Minion punched Mr.Magic in the face. Dakota
Dick ran over with his bat and started slugging both of Magnum's men. After Dakota
Dick beat both men down he dragged them from ringside and made it a fair match.
Mr.Magic rolled back into the ring and was assaulted by Magnum. Magnum kicked and
punched and scratched and pinched and bit his opponent. When Mr.Magic returned to
his feet he got blasted right in the jaw with a Beck Kick. Magnum knew he was about
to get the title back. He wrapped Mr.Magic in the tightest pin and listened to the
ref count 1, 2, ..... Mr.Magic kicked out and unloaded a whole new kind of whoopin'.
He rolled Magnum onto his back and pounded the back of his head onto the mat. When
he finished doing that he balled his hand into a fist and slaughtered the defenseless
Magnum with his "Feel the Magic" punches. Mr.Magic mocked Magnum the whole
time by yelling, "Where's your P.I.Punches now? Huh?!?" Mr.Magic was
pulled off Magnum by the referee and flexed for all his fans. He slapped his biceps
and signaled for the Disappearing Act. Right when Magnum awkwardly returned to his
feet, Mr.Magic leveled him with the Disappearing Act. Magnum slumped to the ground
and complained that the match wasn't supposed to be this way. Mr.Magic pulled Magnum
off the ground, nailed him with the Abracadabra, and got the 1-2-3 victory to remain
WYDW's Heavyweight Champion.
Afterwards,
Dakota Dick joined Mr.Magic in celebration of Mr.Magic's first fair win as the Heavyweight
Champion. Dakota Dick propped Mr.Magic up on his shoulders and together they sang
"We are the champions." However, their celebration party was abruptly
cut short by the team of Social Anarchy. Apocalypse and Taz came out and started
beating the $#!@ out of Dakota Dick and Mr.Magic. Social Anarchy declared that since
they were unable to gain the tag team titles then they were offically placing themselves
in the running for the Hardcore and Heavyweight titles. Taz stated that he was unjustly
robbed of the Heavyweight title, and Apocalypse pointed out that he never lost the
Hardcore title so he's still the No. 1 Contender. The brawl didn't end there, though.
As news travelled backstage about Social Anarchy attacking Mr.Magic and Dakota Dick,
E.D.A felt it was time to even the score. They came barrelling into the ring and
took out Social Anarchy. E.D.A also threw themselves into singles competition, feeling
that there was no one left to beat in the tag division. Three teams, six men, two
belts. Things are about to get interesting.