The crowd
began chanting "Hardcore Mofo" as Magnum raised his chair high in the air
and started shaking his @$$ for the ladies. The hardcore title is the only belt that
Magnum has not won, but after this match he hoped all that would change. Ranger X's
music aired over the sound system and out came the Hardcore Champion himself. As
Ranger X stepped into the ring, Magnum lit him up with a chairshot to the back. Magnum
snuck in a few more chairshots before laying Ranger X out with a back drop. Ranger
X appeared to be in serious pain, but Magnum knew his hardcore fans would not look
favorably on mercy. He grabbed a trash can and pounded on Ranger X. Magnum stuffed
Ranger X inside the trash can and then used a steel pole to bash the can from all
sides. Ranger X limply fell out of the trash can and tried to stand up, but Magnum
wrapped the pole under his chin and began choking the Hardcore champ. Magnum had
the match won as Ranger X slowly slipped out of consciousness, all he had to do was
roll the champ on his back and pick up the 1-2-3. Magnum decided that wasn't good
enough for his fans. He took a shovel and was about to drive it into Ranger X's chest
when the Hardcore champ rolled out of the way. Magnum kept stabbing at Ranger X with
the shovel but the little guy was just too fast for him. Ranger X finally got a hold
of a sock with a bar of soap in it and popped Magnum a couple of times in the head.
Magnum stumbled as his left eyebrow was split open and blood dripped down the side
of his face. The sight of blood really got the fans going as Magnum yelled at them
for applauding his suffering. Ranger X found a dinnerware set in the WYDW weapons
pile and played frisbee with the dishes. Magnum ungratefully participated in the
game and got sliced up by all the shattering plates. With all the broken plates lying
in the ring, Ranger X ran at Magnum and executed a hurricanrana that slammed the
"Hardcore Mofo" down on the jagged remnants. Magnum's back was all cut
up, and as he went to stand up, Ranger X speared him back down on the shattered plates.
Ranger X grabbed Magnum's chair and raised it high in the air as all the fans started
chanting "Hardcore Mofo" for the Hardcore champ. With one swift motion,
Ranger X jumped up, placed the chair under his leg, and delivered a devastating legdrop
onto Magnum's face. The crowd went ballistic as Ranger X then climbed up a ladder
and capped off his victory with his Sure Thing finisher off the ladder.
In preparation
for his Iron Man match, Dakota Dick walked out reading an Iron Man comic book and
wearing an Iron Man wristwatch. The referee informed Dakota Dick that no jewelry
was allowed to be worn during a competition, so Dakota Dick gladly set the watch
for 30 minutes and handed it over to the ref. As soon as Big Mac made his entrance,
the ref started the timer and the match began. Big Mac taunted Dakota Dick with his
own bat and told the official at ringside to not let anyone use the weapon during
the match. The official agreed and as Big Mac turned around he was knocked out with
a right hook from Dakota Dick. Dakota had Big Mac on the ground and was drilling
his fist into Big Mac's face. Big Mac was woozy as he tried to return to his feet.
Dakota Dick knocked him back on his @$$ with a dropkick and then wrapped him in his
Hog Tie submission. Big Mac managed to reach the ropes and break the hold, but Dakota
Dick continued the assault. Dakota Dick chunked Big Mac up on his shoulders and executed
a spinning samoan drop onto the canvas. Dakota then went for a pin, but Big Mac kicked
out. Big Mac stood up and as Dakota Dick went to spear him, Big Mac delivered a nasty
inverted DDT. Big Mac continued the offense with a round of hard elbow drops and
a couple of eye gouges. As Dakota Dick tried to wipe his eyes and regain his vision,
Big Mac knocked him flat on his back with a running elbow smash. Big Mac got down
and went for a pin, but Dakota Dick quickly wrapped him in a small package and picked
up the first pinfall of the match. (DAKOTA: 1). The referee separated the two men
and started them up again. Big Mac was so upset that he charged straight at Dakota
Dick and was slammed down on the mat with a powerful sitdown sidewalk slam. The impact
winded Big Mac and allowed Dakota Dick to pick up another pinfall. (DAKOTA: 2). As
Big Mac stood back up, Dakota Dick got him in a school boy pin and racked up yet
another pinfall. (DAKOTA: 3). Big Mac knew he needed to calm himself down and get
some distance between him and his opponent. Big Mac walked the perimeter of the ring
and made Dakota Dick come to him. The two wrestlers wrapped up in a test of strength,
aka peaknuckle, and bowed each other back. Dakota Dick had Big Mac bent all the way
back with both of his shoulders on the ground. The ref went to count, but Big Mac
managed to break free. Dakota Dick came at Big Mac with a double axe-handle smash
when Big Mac sidestepped out of the way and crushed Dakota Dick in the jaw with a
hook kick. With Dakota Dick down, Big Mac applied his modified mexican surfboard
by pulling both of Dakota's arms back and literally standing on Dakota Dick's spine.
The force applied to Dakota Dick's chest was rib breaking. Dakota Dick kept trying
to tap out and just break the hold, but Big Mac was holding his arms back. Big Mac
hoped that this one maneuver would weaken Dakota Dick so much that the rest of the
match would be a piece of cake. The hold was eventually released and Big Mac lifted
Dakota Dick off the mat. He got behind Dakota Dick and was about to execute his Special
Sauce DDT when Dakota Dick yanked his head and fell forward executing a frontface
DDT on Big Mac. Dakota Dick tightly wrapped him up and earned one more pinfall with
10 minutes remaining. (DAKOTA: 4). Big Mac was desperate at this point and needed
a pinfall by any means necessary. Dakota Dick kept telling him that he was out of
his league and that he needed to grow some hair on his chest before he started challenging
real men. Big Mac saw his opportunity as the ref walked behind Dakota Dick to get
out of the wrestlers' way. Without delay, Big Mac ran at Dakota Dick with a spear,
knowing that Dakota Dick would move, and drove the referee right into the turnbuckle.
The ref was knocked out as Big Mac slipped out of the ring and stole Dakota Dick's
bat from ringside. The official tried to stop him, but Big Mac knocked him out with
one swing. Big Mac slid back in the ring and swung at Dakota Dick, but missed. Dakota
Dick yanked the bat out of Big Mac's hands, nailed him on time right in the stomach,
and then delivered his Dick Drop powerbomb. Dakota Dick went for the pin, but realized
that the referee was still trying to recover from the spear he received. He went
over to try and help the ref get back up, allowing Big Mac to slowly return to his
feet and grab Dakota's bat. Big Mac snuck up behind Dakota Dick, and with one shot
to the back of the head, knocked the redneck out cold. Big Mac held Dakota Dick up
and supported his body in a position similar to Big Mac's finisher, the Mac Attack.
He waited till the referee saw him and Dakota Dick, and then went through the motion
of his Mac Attack. Dakota Dick was laid out in the ring and the ref assumed it was
from Big Mac's finishing move. The ref counted 1-2-3 and gave Big Mac his first win.
(DAKOTA: 4, BIG MAC: 1). The ref then pulled Big Mac off of Dakota Dick, but Dakota
Dick was knocked out and motionless. Big Mac then jumped on top of Dakota Dick once
again and got another pinfall. (DAKOTA: 4, BIG MAC: 2). Big Mac told the ref to just
keep counting and racked up a total of 5 more pinfalls before Dakota Dick miraculously
kicked out with five minutes to go. (DAKOTA: 4, BIG MAC: 7). Big Mac waited till
Dakota Dick returned to his feet and went for another Mac Attack. They locked up
and Dakota Dick reversed the move into a snap suplex. Big Mac still hopped up quicker
than Dakota Dick and went for another Mac Attack. Dakota Dick reversed the move once
again and pulled off a belly-to-belly suplex that slammed Big Mac hard onto the mat.
Big Mac got up much slower after that manuever and as he went to attempt the Mac
Attack one more time, Dakota Dick drove his knee right into Big Mac's abdomens and
then destroyed him with a killer dominator. Dakota Dick rolled Big Mac over and got
the pinfall to make it a two pinfall difference. (DAKOTA: 5, BIG MAC: 7). With close
to a minute left, Big Mac slid out of the ring and started heading up the entrance
ramp. Dakota Dick chased after Big Mac with the referee close behind and tackled
Big Mac to the ground. The clock was ticking as Dakota Dick delivered a brainbuster
and got another pinfall with seconds left. (DAKOTA: 6, BIG MAC: 7). Big Mac got up
and started running as time slipped away, but Dakota Dick grabbed onto his ankle
and caused Big Mac to land flat on his face. Dakota Dick pressed Big Mac's shoulders
down and the ref counted 1-2-3 with two seconds to spare. (DAKOTA: 7, BIG MAC: 7).
Since 30 minutes was not enough time to produce a winner, the ref took both men back
to the ring and declared a sudden death round, first pin wins. Dakota Dick's head
was bleeding all down the back of his neck, and after that last fall, Big Mac's lip
was gushing like a fountain. They stared at each other with pure hatred and they
both knew that this was it, whomever won the next pin walked out the victor. The
two wrestlers collided like rams and pounded on one another with utter brutality.
As they started to wind down, Big Mac snuck in a cheap shot and kicked Dakota right
in his Dick Jr. Then, Big Mac surprisingly lifted Dakota Dick in a reverse suplex
and dropped him onto the mat. A pin was attempted, but Dakota Dick kicked out before
a 1-count could be made. Big Mac climbed up on a table and executed a running missile
dropkick. The dropkick sent Dakota Dick tumbling backwards as Big Mac hopped up on
the table again. He waited till Dakota Dick stood back up and went for a hurricanrana
off the table. As he leapt off the table and went to wrap his legs around Dakota
Dick's neck, Dakota Dick dropped to the ground and watched as Big Mac landed square
on his back. Big Mac stood up in pain and was slammed onto the mat with a tilt-a-whirl
side slam by Dakota Dick. Dakota Dick pulled Big Mac off the mat and signaled for
the finale. He lifted Big Mac high off the ground and executed a spine shattering
Dick Drop to pick up the 1-2-3 and accomplish an unbelievable comeback. Dakota Dick
triumphantly raised his arms and regained what was rightfully his, the red bat. On
his way out, Dakota Dick stood next to Big Mac and looked down on his defeated opponent.
He stuck the end of his bat right under Big Mac's chin and warned him, "Next
time I won't be so nice." The honky tonk brawler then stood at the top of the
ramp, raised his bat up high, and proved to everyone that he is an Iron Man.
Taz's
entrance music blasted across the speakers as he made his way to the ring. The co-holder
of the WYDW tag team titles grabbed a microphone and looked towards the entry way.
"AL BINO!! You try to make a name for yourself by caning me? You think it
will take you to that next level? Well guess what, I am that next level! I beat
the hell out of punks like you, that's why I am the True Main Event. Now, I know
you had a little success in the Hardcore division, but you seem to forget that I
was the Hardcore Champion when you were still in Australia humping kangaroos. So,
not only is this a Last Man Standing match, but it's also Hardcore. Now why don't
you bring your Outback eating, boomerang throwing, Olympic wannabe @$$ out here so
I can put your Lights Out!!!" Al Bino came sprinting from the back carrying
his lethal cane pole. He swung at Taz, but Taz ducked and immediately hit the Lights
Out. Al Bino went down instantly and the referee began the 10-count. The ref got
to 8 before Al Bino slowly struggled to his feet. A shocked Taz continued with a
barrage of hard punches and kicks to Al Bino's head. Al Bino was able to fend off
the last punch and wrapped Taz in a vicious overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Al Bino
then pinned Taz's arms down and headbutted him until both men's foreheads were bleeding.
The referee began to count Taz out, but a crazed Al Bino picked Taz up and leveled
him with a wet floor sign. Taz was out cold, but instead of allowing the referee
to make a count, Al Bino kept smashing Taz over the head with the wet floor sign.
Finally, Al Bino threw down the weapon and turned to taunt the crowd as the ref
began to count. As the ref got to 9, Taz grabbed onto his pant's leg to pull himself
off the mat and onto his feet. Al Bino, pissed that Taz got back up, came running
at the True Main Event with a clothesline. Taz ducked, grabbed Al Bino from behind,
and reverse DDT'ed him onto the mat. It was Taz's turn to inflict some punishment
as he grabbed his favorite weapon, the steel chair. Taz put the edge of the chair
across Al Bino's throat and pushed down, choking his opponent. Taz then lifted Al
Bino up and put the chair down on the mat. He planted Al Bino's face onto the steel
chair with a facebuster, and then threw the referee on the ground and told him to
count. After a 9-count, Al Bino got back on his feet which infuriated Taz. Taz
picked up the chair and tossed it at Al Bino. As soon as Al Bino caught the chair,
Taz went for his Lights Out into the chair, but Al Bino took the edge of the chair
and jabbed it into Taz's crotch. The True Main Event fell in a heap trying to catch
his breath. The crazed Australian then grabbed a table and set it up in the middle
of the ring. He picked Taz up and T-bone suplexed him head first through the table.
Confident it was over, Al Bino told the referee to count. Slowly, Taz got to his
feet, but you could tell he was halfway unconscious. Livid that he couldn't put
away Taz, Al Bino grabbed Taz for a belly-to-belly suplex, only to have his nuts
crushed by Taz's knee. Taz then lifted Al Bino and executed a brutal Showstopper.
With both men down, the ref began to count. Both wrestlers struggled to their feet
and began trading hard punches. They were both weary and bloody but Taz got the
advantage. While Al Bino was down, Taz went into the back and emerged with a 20-foot
high ladder. Taz set up the ladder and began climbing it, when Al Bino got back
on his feet and climbed up the other side. The two men met at the top of the ladder
and began exchanging punches again. Al Bino grabbed Taz's head and slammed it onto
the top of the ladder, and then vertical suplexed Taz off the ladder. With both
men laid out on the ground, the ref started the 10-count. Amazingly both wrestlers
crawled to their feet and went right back to fighting. Taz drove two hard knees
into the gut of Al Bino and then leveled him with a wet floor sign. Taz then brought
out his own table and set it up in the ring. He grabbed Al Bino and was about to
Showstopper him through the table when Al Bino shoved Taz right into the ladder.
Al Bino then climbed the ladder and was about to pounce on Taz, but Taz pushed Al
Bino off the ladder and watched as Al Bino fell face first onto the edge of the table.
With the table still standing in the ring, Taz climbed all the way up the ladder,
and as Al Bino was hunched over the table, he soared off the top of the ladder and
axe-kicked Al Bino in the back of the head. The kick was so powerful that Al Bino's
face went straight through the table and busted him wide open. The ref counted to
10 as Al Bino laid face first in between two halves of a demolished table covered
in his blood. A beaten and bloodied Taz then limped to the back the winner.
Mr.Magic
entered the ring with one thing on his mind, and that was regaining what was rightfully
his. It was easy to tell that Mr.Magic was a little nervous, especially since he
didn't enter with that cocky smile on his face. All the lights went off inside
the arena, foreshadowing the arrival of Minion. With one strobe light flashing,
Minion slowly walked out with his arms crossed in front of him. Instead of the typical
red robe, Minion wore an all-black robe with black gloves and black boots, so the
only part of his body recognizable between the strobe intervals was the pure white
Scream mask. The strobe gave Minion an eery effect, as if he was a ghost floating
his way to the ring. Minion finally made it to the ring and stood eye-to-eye with
Mr.Magic. Mr.Magic stared into the abyss of Minion's mask and just snapped. He
couldn't handle the creepiness of the whole situation. For Mr.Magic, looking into
Minion's mask really was like seeing a ghost. He saw the ghost of his past self.
Mr.Magic went nuts and started punching and clawing at Minion. He pounded on Minion's
face, causing the mask to move around and obscure Minion's sight. As Minion tried
to correct his mask, Mr.Magic lifted him off the ground and powerslammed him onto
the mat. Minion got right back up and in Mr.Magic's face as if he was taunting him.
Mr.Magic cranked back and punched Minion right in the face, but Minion didn't budge.
Mr.Magic punched him again and again and again with no results. He decided to take
a running start and took the monster down with a vertical body press. Mr.Magic had
Minion pinned to the ground and was ramming his fists into Minion's face. Mr.Magic
was screaming, "Feel the Magic! FEEL THE MAGIC!!!" as he marauded Minion.
Mr.Magic rolled off of Minion to take a breather when Minion hopped right back up
and took Mr.Magic down with a reverse powerbomb. Minion lifted Mr.Magic over his
head and snake eyed him onto a chain-linked fence. Mr.Magic's forehead was gushing
as the fence punctured four holes into his head. Minion wasn't done, though. He
then grabbed Mr.Magic's head and slammed it up against a concrete wall, forcing even
more blood out of Mr.Magic's head. It looked like Mr.Magic was about to pass out,
but he had enough strength to get behind Minion and deliver a nasty falling neckbreaker.
Minion laid on the ground so still that some people in the crowd actually thought
Minion's neck was broken. Mr.Magic slowly got back up and wiped all the blood out
of his eyes. As Minion laid there, Mr.Magic thought the match was over and that
the ref would make the 10-count on Minion, but the ref didn't even get to six before
the monster sat up and kept the match alive. Both men leapt to their feet and as
Minion charged at Mr.Magic, Mr.Magic kicked him in the stomach and executed the Abracadabra.
Minion was laid out in the ring as Mr.Magic fell to one knee trying not to pass
out. Within a second, Minion sat straight up and came at Mr.Magic once again. Mr.Magic
went to kick him again, but Minion caught his leg, spun him around, and then finished
him off with a Dominion. As Mr.Magic laid on the ground slowly slipping into unconsciousness,
Minion pulled him off the ground and drove his skull into the mat with his Buried
Alive piledriver. Minion then draped his robe over Mr.Magic's body and crossed his
arms as the ref awarded him the win by knockout.
Minion's
victory was short lived as Magnum met him halfway up the entrance ramp with a shovel.
Magnum bashed Minion relentlessly over the head with the shovel until he had the
monster laid out on the ramp. Magnum didn't stop there, though, he continued slamming
the shovel into Minion's knee caps and drove the end of the shovel right into Minion's
chest. When Minion finally stopped moving, Magnum got down and started to remove
his mask. Magnum was just as eager to put an end to Minion's warpath as Mr.Magic,
and they both felt that the only way to do so was to remove the one thing that made
this guy Minion, his mask. Magnum peeled off Minion's mask to find that he had another
mask on under that one. He wasn't as successful removing the second mask as Minion
regained consciousness and quickly launched Magnum off the entrance ramp. Minion
then retreated to the back, leaving behind the only thing that identifiably made
him Minion.
The challenger,
Lumberjack, entered the arena hoping to put an end to a well-made plan. Lumberjack
spent the whole month setting this match up. From his blatant attacks on Apocalypse
to his numerous submission victories, Lumberjack knew how the battle would begin
and he just hoped that when the smoke cleared he would be standing right where he
was and preparing for one of the hardest matches he will ever fight. As he pulled
up his kneepads and laced his boots, the champion made his entrance. Apocalypse
was training all week for this match, and according to him, he's more prepared for
Lumberjack then he's ever been. Apocalypse removed the Heavyweight belt and raised
it up for everyone to see, but if Lumberjack's 'plan' works then that would be the
last time the big man ever held the belt. The ref brought both men to the center
of the ring and explained the rules: no weapons allowed, must win by submission.
Both men understood the rules, so the ref rang the bell. Apocalypse and Lumberjack
started things off by locking up in a Greco-Roman grapple. They tried to take each
other down with basic grapples, but both wrestlers got tired of that crap and just
started kicking and punching each other. Apocalypse knocked Lumberjack back with
a hard elbow, but as he went in for another shot, Lumberjack grabbed Apocalypse's
head and drove it into his knee. The knee brought the big man down, but Lumberjack
continued ramming his knee into Apocalypse's head without mercy. He was trying to
get an early submission by just kneeing the hell out of Apocalypse. Apocalypse finally
got a hold of Lumberjack's leg and took him down into an anklelock. Lumberjack kicked
himself free and both men returned to their feet. Both men raised their arms to
grapple up, but Lumberjack instead chose to spear Apocalypse to the ground. Apocalypse
held Lumberjack in a headlock as he went down and immediately had Lumberjack's face
turning blood red. Lumberjack rose his knee up and drilled Apocalypse's crotch.
The big man refused to let go so Lumberjack continued to knee until Apocalypse couldn't
take any more. They both laid on the mat trying to catch their breaths, and Lumberjack
was the first to recover. Apocalypse was still holding his crotch in pain when Lumberjack
delivered a high impact Sequoia Splash. The wind was temporarily knocked out of
Apocalypse, supplying enough time for Lumberjack to wrap him in a dragon sleeper.
Apocalypse thrashed his arms at Lumberjack and nailed him hard enough in the ear
to break the hold. Apocalypse got to his feet, and as Lumberjack stood up, crushed
him with a big boot. Lumberjack fell back down and tried again to stand only to
receive the same fate. On the third try, Lumberjack caught Apocalypse's leg and
wrapped him up in a single leg crab. He pulled back on Apocalypse's leg and had
the big man yelling in agony. Apocalypse's knee was about to pop when he kicked
back his free leg and drove his heel right into Lumberjack's chest. The kick loosened
Lumberjack's hold just enough for Apocalypse to roll over and put Lumberjack on his
back. He then grabbed both of Lumberjack's legs and went for an elevated crab, but
Lumberjack wrapped himself around Apocalypse's left leg and stopped Apocalypse from
bending him back. Apocalypse tried kicking Lumberjack off his other leg, but that
didn't work. In a last ditch effort, Apocalypse started to spin himself around in
a circle. The centrifugal force produced was enough to break Lumberjack's hold and
send him flying three feet off the ground. He slammed hard onto the ground, but
Apocalypse couldn't capitalize due to dizziness. By the time Apocalypse was stable,
Lumberjack was right on him and kicking him in the head. Apocalypse threw his arms
up to block his head, leaving his lower body wide open. Lumberjack saw the opportunity
and quickly wrapped Apocalypse in the texas cloverleaf. Apocalypse fought to break
free, but just couldn't get out. He refused to say "I Quit" as Lumberjack
cranked back even more on his legs. Out of luck, Apocalypse managed to twist his
body enough to reach back and grab onto Lumberjack's collar. He yanked back on the
T-shirt and started strangling Lumberjack. Lumberjack was forced to release his
hold in order to prevent suffocating. As Apocalypse went to stand up, Lumberjack
ran up from behind him and delivered his Timber bulldog. Apocalypse was laying face
first on the mat, so Lumberjack locked on the crossface and pulled back. Apocalypse
knew he couldn't wiggle his way out of the hold so in desperation he bit deeply into
Lumberjack's hands and broke the hold. Lumberjack hopped to his feet and tried to
stop his hand from bleeding by tying his belt around it, when Apocalypse wrapped
his hand around Lumberjack's neck and plowed him into the ground with a chokeslam.
Apocalypse held onto Lumberjack's neck the entire way down and continued choking
him as he laid out on the mat. Lumberjack punched Apocalypse in the face again and
again, but Apocalypse had a death grip on him. Finally, Lumberjack managed to wrap
both of his legs around Apocalypse's arm and into an armbar. Apocalypse released
his chokehold and then beat his arm out of Lumberjack's armbar. As Lumberjack sat
up, Apocalypse got behind him and locked him in the Hangman. Apocalypse used his
power to slowly lift Lumberjack off the mat, but since Lumberjack sitting on the
ground and not standing up, the move did not work as well. Apocalypse yanked on
Lumberjack and tried lifting him off the ground so he could actually hang him, but
Lumberjack remain grounded. As Apocalypse applied all his force into lifting Lumberjack,
Lumberjack sprung off the ground and sent Apocalypse reeling backwards and landing
on the ground sandwiched between Lumberjack and the mat. The blow released Apocalypse's
hold and gave Lumberjack a chance to capitalize. Lumberjack waited for Apocalypse
to slowly get up, and planted him flat on his face with a Log Jam. Apocalypse's
nose was busted open and began bleeding all over himself. Lumberjack rolled the
big man over and ripped his shirt off before he applied the texas cloverleaf once
again. Lumberjack had Apocalypse in the cloverleaf with nowhere to go. There were
no ropes to grab onto, no shirts to grab onto, and no luck left to grab onto. Lumberjack
had Apocalypse bent back to the breaking point with blood drowning out each one of
his agonizing screams. Every breath and swallow Apocalypse took, all he could taste
was his own blood draining from his nose into his mouth. The ref got down and asked
Apocalypse if he quit, and Apocalypse said no. The ref asked him again if he quit,
and once again he said no. As Lumberjack applied the full extent of his pressure
on Apocalypse's leg and back, all that could be heard was a loud crack followed by
Apocalypse pounding on the mat for mercy. The ref asked him one more time if he
quit, and Apocalypse painfully stated the two most dreaded words, "I Quit."
Lumberjack immediately released the hold as Apocalypse laid on the ground wishing
that things had gone differently. The ref handed Lumberjack the Heavyweight belt
and declared him the NEW Heavyweight Champion. Lumberjack hoisted the belt high
over his head, and not only accepted his role as the new champion, but also as the
real "King of Quit."