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You
better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout. I'm telling you why...Naughty
Nick will kick your @$$. Each winter, the high flying, death defying man known as
Ranger X becomes the jolly ol' Naughty Nick. Sack of coal in tow, this disgruntled
Santa displays a total lack of morals and total disregard for all who stand in his
way. (If he asks if you'd like to see his mistletoe, ALWAYS tell him "no.")
No one is exactly sure when Naughty Nick will show his rosy cheeks, but when he does,
be wary of what he'll pull out of his sack for you.
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