Rev.Robert
brought a microphone with him to the ring and called out all the sinners from the
back. Tonight was there night, because Death challenged each one of them to a "redemption"
match. If anyone could defeat Death in a gauntlet match then everyone would be forgiven
for their sins and spared execution, but if Death won then each wrestler would have
to accept their fates and pay the price.
Death stood
in the middle of the ring waiting for his first competitor as Al Bino ran to the
ring. If there was anyone who wanted to be redeemed, it would definitely be Al Bino.
The past month, Al Bino has been hunted down and laid out numerous times by the
gothic goliath. He hoped all that would end on this very night. As soon as Al Bino
slid into the ring he ducked his head down and executed his Torpedo headbutt. The
move jerked Death's head back but the monster still stood tall. Al Bino lifted Death
off the ground and slammed him hard onto the mat with a belly to back suplex. The
monster got right back up and signalled to Al Bino as if he wanted more pain. Al
Bino did just as he asked and started pounding Death upside the head with some blunt
forearm punches. Death began to buckle and went down on both knees as Al Bino grabbed
him by the hair and delivered a never-ending supply of headbutts. Al Bino's forehead
was rammed so many times against Death that the force split it open and Al Bino began
bleeding all over himself. Though this move typically works against Al Bino's opponents,
it didn't work against Death. The monster fed off Al Bino's gluttony and became
stronger than he was before. Death wrapped his hands around Al Bino's throat and
lifted him off the ground. The blood rushed to Al Bino's head as he was choking
to death. Death dropped Al Bino to the mat, but then scraped him right back up and
executed his Last Judgement. The ref counted to three as one sinner failed to defeat
Death. Big Mac ran down the entrance ramp towards the ring and stopped his partner
from receiving any more abuse at Death's hands. He knocked Death down with a strong
flying elbow smash and then continued to land elbow drops in order to keep Death
down. Big Mac rapidly climbed the top turnbuckle and went for an elbow off the top
rope, but Death rolled out of the way. As Death returned to his feet, Big Mac plowed
him with a tackle and went for a pin. Death kicked out before the ref even counted
to one and then went for a big boot. Big Mac dodged the kick and knocked Death on
his back with a leg sweep. While Death was down, Big Mac stomped on him and drove
his heel hard into Death's chest. In an instant, though, Death grabbed Big Mac's
foot and quickly snapped it at the ankle. Big Mac's ankle wasn't broken but hurting
enough for him not to stand up. Death grabbed him by the throat and lifted him up
till they were eye-to-eye. As Big Mac stared into Death's eyes, Death could see
what was going on inside Big Mac's head. He could feel Big Mac's envy towards Al
Bino for being the first wrestler with the balls to face Death, and grew stronger
from it. He could feel Big Mac's envy towards FNA and how he hates the fact that
someone so out of shape and lazy could defeat a natural athlete like himself. Death
saw all of this and decided he's seen enough. He got Big Mac in position and then
buried him six feet under with his Last Judgement. Death's body count was beginning
to add up as he waited for the next victim. Apocalypse and Taz surprised Death by
coming from the crowd at ringside with chairs and beating the $#@! out of Death.
Rev.Robert tried to help but was clobbered by a big boot from Apocalypse and then
laid out with a Showstopper from Taz. Social Anarchy got their Randon Act of Violence
out of the way and were about to go play some more Playstation when Rev.Robert called
Apocalypse a p--sy. Taz continued to go backstage and was eliminated by count-out,
but Apoclaypse got so mad that he ran over to Rev.Robert, lifted him off the ground,
and chokeslammed him three times without releasing his chokehold. Rev.Robert was
knocked out cold by Apocalypse, but his little act of wrath along with Taz's egotistical
pride reinvigorated Death. As Apocalypse went to leave the ring, Death took the
chairs left by Social Anarchy and crushed both of them over Apocalypse's head. The
big man went down hard as blood began oozing from his unconscious body. Death then
pinned Apocalypse and called out the next sinner. Magnum came out thrusting his
hips and shaking his bon-bon for all the ladies at ringside, but that didn't go over
too well with Death. Death was almost overwhelmed by all the lust exhibited by Magnum.
Magnum, however, was cool as a cucumber and took it to Death with a nutcracking
soccer kick to the goliath's genitals. As Death hunched forward, Magnum smoothly
executed his Beck Kick which knocked the monster flat on his back. Magnum stood
over Death and was gyrating his hips when Death delivered a man-crushing punch to
the lil' Magnum. Magnum was trying to breathe but it felt like his nuts were stuck
in his throat. Death then swept the Lady Killer off his feet and executed his Last
Judgement for the pin. The list of seven sinners was dwindling down as Death stood
triumphantly in the center of the ring. Mr.Magic ran from the back and hopped into
the center of the ring. He nailed Death with two Disappearing Acts and then tackled
him to the ground with a vertical press. He was pounding his fists into Death's
face yelling, "Feel the Magic!?! FEEL THE MAGIC!!!" As he got off Death
and the monster stood back up, Mr.Magic executed his Abracadabra finisher and had
Death laid out. But instead of going for the pin, Mr.Magic got greedy. He wanted
to reveal Death once and for all by removing his mask. As Mr.Magic got the mask
halfway off Death's head, the gothic goliath reawakened. Death quickly threw Mr.Magic
off him and pulled his mask back down. Mr.Magic got up and went for another Abracadabra,
but Death just reached out and gripped him by the throat. Death had his death grip
locked on tight and was not letting go. Mr.Magic kicked and punched Death but all
he could do was slowly black out from the lack of oxygen. Death defeated yet another
opponent and the sole sinner left was none other then FNA. The former-Hardcore champ
walked out with a purpose and knew what had to be done. Death invited him into the
ring and the two men went at it. FNA and Death fought toe-to-toe as each one of
them delivered mind-shaking punches to the other. Death was going all out on FNA
as a test to see if the master of slacking would fall back on his sloth-like behavior,
but his test didn't work. FNA kept up with him and was not backing off or slowing
down. Death allowed FNA to get in some big hits to try and swell up his pride, but
FNA did not consider himself better then anyone else, nor did he consider anybody
better then himself. He envied no one and had no other alterior motive in the match
then to win, which eliminated greed. FNA lifted Death high in the air and executed
a back-breaking Ska Bomb. Death decided to vex FNA by using only cheap shots, like
eye rakes and low blows, but nothing made FNA angry enough to attack out of wrath.
FNA just continued to pound Death in the face with his fists and stomp him in the
chest with his boots. Death resorted to pure brutality by grabbing a chair from
ringside, and as FNA followed him out of the ring, assaulting FNA with the chair
until the chair was demolished beyond recognition. FNA was busted wide open and
barely hanging onto consciousness as Death tried to drag his body back into the ring.
Death's attempt at bringing out FNA's glutton for pain failed in that respect, but
succeeded in leaving his opponent in no condition to fight. Death used all his power
to lift FNA off the mat and up on his shoulder for the Last Judgement, but before
he could execute, FNA shifted his weight and performed a reverse DDT on Death. Death
slowly stood up and as he turned around was plowed by FNA's Hangover clothesline.
The impact of the move was so powerful that Death did a back somersault and landed
head-first onto the mat. FNA rolled the monster over and got the 1-2-3 to pull off
one of the biggest upsets in WYDW history.
As
Death laid in the middle of the ring, FNA celebrated his victory with all the other
wrestlers. Death stared at the sky thinking of where he went wrong, and as he heard
the sound of a beer can opening, it donged on him. What was the one thing FNA lusts
for? BEER! Death decided that what happened tonight was far from over, and FNA's
day of reckoning was still on its way.
BACKSTAGE
- Social Anarchy was in their dressing rooom playing NHL 2001 on Playstation 2 and
preparing for Taz's big match. Apocalypse was applying some bandages to the gash
on his head while the True Main Event got ready for his 4-Way match up. The Lady
Killers came rushing into the room and challenged Social Anarchy for the Tag Team
titles, but not in the ring, on the Playstation. Taz knew Apocalypse could handle
any challenge the Lady Killers presented, so he accepted their challenge and headed
to ringside for his match. Apocalypse was still cleaning up his head wound as he
asked the Lady Killers what game they wanted to get beat on. The Lady Killers told
Apocalypse that they had one of the best video games ever made back in their dressing
room, so all three men headed there. Apocalypse opened their door and became extremely
excited. As he gawked at the Nintendo Powerpad lying on their dressing room floor,
Apocalypse repeatedly told the Lady Killers they were gonna get their @$$es whooped
because as a kid he played on his Powerpad all day. The Lady Killers put Track and
Field into the Nintendo and chose to Sprint for the Tag Team titles. Apocalypse
stretched his legs in preparation as the Lady Killers talked strategy. Mr.Magic
and Apocalypse stepped onto the Powerpad and the starting sound went off. Apocalypse
was running in place faster than an Olympic athlete, while Mr.Magic was barely moving
his legs. Oddly enough, Mr.Magic was still beating Apocalypse on the video game.
As they reached the last 10 meters of the race, Apocalypse happened to look back
out of the corner of his eye and saw Magnum behind Mr.Magic pounding his fists onto
the Powerpad. The reason why Mr.Magic wasn't running that hard was because Magnum
was actually doing the running for him by punching the pad at an extremely fast pace.
Mr.Magic ended up winning the race and jumped around in celebration. Apocalypse
knew they cheated, but as he went to beat the living $#!@ out of Mr.Magic, Magnum
bashed him in the head with a chair and reopened his head wound. Apocalypse collapsed
to the ground as the Lady Killers snatched the Tag Team titles belts and quickly
left the arena.
The rowdy
redneck entered the ring with his red bat and cowboy hat looking to kick some butt
and become the new WYDW Heavyweight Champion. The only problem with that idea was
that the next opponent had the same idea. The True Main Event entered the ring with
the intentions of becoming the 2-time Heavyweight champ, but he would have to pay
close attention to the next contender in order to make his goal a reality. Naughty
Nick entered with his bag of goodies and mistletoe on his butt. He walked up to
each of his opponents and told them to kiss his @$$. Before the champ could even
make it to the ring, his opponents already started the match. Taz had Naughty Nick
pinned to the ground and was cramming his fists into Naughty Nick's face. Dakota
Dick was standing in the middle of the ring when Lumberjack ran out from the back
and took the cowboy down. Lumberjack locked Dakota Dick in a longbow backbreaker,
but the hold was broken when Taz delivered a heel kick to the back of Lumberjack's
head. Taz then lifted Lumberjack off the mat and drove him head first into the ground
with a face buster. Naughty Nick ran over and speared Taz from behind as Dakota
Dick wrapped Lumberjack in his Hog Tie submission. Amazingly Lumberjack found a
way to reverse the Hog Tie into a leg bar and avoid any damage to his legs. Taz
was kicking Naughty Nick's butt all over the ring when the Hardcore champ shocked
Taz with a quick swinging DDT followed by a rollover pin. The pin was broken up
by Lumberjack and the champ then executed a devastating tilt-a-whirl piledriver on
Naughty Nick. Dakota Dick snuck behind Lumberjack and clobbered him with a behind
clothesline before Lumberjack could capitalize on his great move. To add insult
to injury, Taz then leapt off a table and delivered a mind-numbing axe kick to Lumberjack's
head right as the champion tried once more to pin Naughty Nick. The champ was hurting
pretty bad, but still hanging in there with his competition. Lumberjack managed
to lock Dakota Dick in a dragon sleeper, while Taz was executing a Showstopper to
Naughty Nick. Taz quickly laid Naughty Nick out and then took the opportunity to
drill Lumberjack with his Lights Out superkick. The champ released his hold on Dakota
Dick and went flying back five feet. Taz rolled Lumberjack up and got a 2-count
when Naughty Nick flew off a trash can and performed his Slay Ride on Taz. Dakota
Dick ran at Naughty Nick, but the King of Christmas rapidly jumped up and pulled
off a flawless hurricanrana. As Naughty Nick stood back up, Taz was waiting to execute
his Lights Out, but Lumberjack sprung off a chair and drove Taz's head into the ground
with his Timber bulldog. Lumberjack hopped right up and stuck his hand out to Naughty
Nick as a sign of respect. Naughty Nick accepted his true fate as Ranger X and shook
his partners hand. The two members of E.D.A gave each other a big hug, and as they
turned away, Lumberjack spun Naughty Nick around and planted him face first onto
the mat with a Log Jam. The champ then tightly wrapped Naughty Nick up to get the
1-2-3 and eliminate him from the match. Dakota Dick was soon receiving the same
treatment as Lumberjack had him ready for a Log Jam, but the rowdy redneck managed
to lift Lumberjack up and splatter him on the mat with a nasty sidewalk slam. Lumberjack
slowly got back up to be laid out once again with a spinning sitdown sidewalk slam
by Dakota Dick. The cowboy went for the pin, but Taz broke it up. Taz then picked
Dakota Dick up, pounded his knee into Dakota's side, and positioned him for a Showstopper.
Before Taz could execute, Lumberjack got behind him and whipped him onto the mat
with a snap German suplex. The True Main Event was about to have the texas cloverleaf
applied by Lumberjack, but Dakota Dick ran over and hoisted Lumberjack up on his
shoulders. Dakota Dick then slammed Lumberjack down on the mat with a samoan drop,
and as Taz returned to his feet, Dakota Dick dropped him square on his head with
a brainbuster. Lumberjack was staggering around when Dakota Dick kicked him right
in the crotch and pulled him in for a Dick Drop. Dakota Dick was about to pick Lumberjack
up for the Dick Drop powerbomb, but Taz caught him off guard and blasted him between
the eyes with a Lighst Out. Taz then fell on Dakota Dick and got the 3-count, leaving
the True Main Event and the champion. Lumberjack took Taz and was kneeing him in
the stomach over and over again until Taz blocked one knee thrust and got his arm
under Lumberjack's arms. Without hesitation, Taz lifted Lumberjack with his one
arm and executed his Showstopper. Lumberjack was quickly rolled up and the ref gave
the 1...2..., but Lumberjack kicked out right before the ref counted to three. The
True Main Event was getting frustrated and resorted to kicking the fool out of Lumberjack.
He had Lumberjack teetering on his knees about to collapse as he kicked him left
and right with his lightning quick feet. Lumberjack was laid out on the mat trying
to remember where he was and why he had such a headache, as Taz rolled him up once
again and went for the pin. The ref counted to two and the champ kicked out as the
True Main Event became truly pissed off. Taz shoved the ref out of his way and went
outside to grab a chair. The ref tried to take the chair away, but Taz b!#@h slapped
him and set things up for his Lights Out finisher. As Lumberjack stood up and turned
around, Taz tossed the chair to him and delivered a devastating Lights Out to the
chair. Lumberjack was waiting for this moment the whole match. The first time these
two superstars ever faced one another, Lumberjack was left knocked out after Taz's
superkick to the chair. This time, however, Lumberjack was prepared. Right as Taz
kicked the chair, Lumberjack only held onto two of the chair's legs and the chair
unfolded, causing Taz's foot to go right between the seat and the back of the chair.
Lumberjack then smashed the chair shut and completely obliterated Taz's ankle.
As the True Main Event yelled out bloody murder, Lumberjack grabbed his legs and
immediately had him rolled over in a texas cloverleaf. Normally, Taz could handle
the large amount of pressure applied in Lumberjack's cloverleaf, but after having
his ankle wedged between the chair, he was forced to do the one thing he hated the
most: submit!