WYDW
Parental Advisory
December 31, 1999
Live from Jacksonville, Florida
Taz Interview
Y2Chaos
began with a bang. The heavyweight champion, Taz, came out more unenthusiastic than
ever. In his own word, "They didn't give me a match. If you wanna fight me,
fine." he bookers' decisions to not schedule him all month left the champ in
an apathetic mood. He felt unchallenged and unappreciated.
Grudge Match
- Lumberjack defeated Naugthy Nick with the Timber.
The
match started off with Nick reaching into his sack to give Lumberjack his Christmas
gift. It was a pizza bag, but instead, he bashed it over his head. Nick took the
early advantage with a flurry of weapon attacks and a huge cross body block. Lumberjack
gradually pulled back the momentum and hit a huge Log Jam out of no where. Then,
he placed him into a backbreaker to further weaken Nick. Later on, Nick his Slay
Ride finisher off of a trash can, but failed to attempt a pinfall. He followed up
by standing on a chair and hitting Lumberjack with a monstrous chokeslam through
a table. However, in the end, Lumberjack executed his Timber bulldog on his former
partner and scored the 1-2-3.
Tag-Team Championship Match
Handicapt Tornado Match
- Social Anarchy defeated Apocalypse and Minion with the FBS to retain the Tag Team
Titles.
Before
the start of the match, Apocalypse suggested making it an "I Quit" match
but Magnum was quick to turn that idea down. Minion and Apocalypse entered the ring
and patiently awaited the threesome of Social Anarchy. The three punks came out moshing
and soon ganged up on the dark due. FNA and Magnum worked on Apocalypse while Big
Mac smacked Minion around. Apocalypse caught Magnum in a chokeslam but FNA laid him
out with a back body drop. Minion slowly gained momentum fighting Big Mac. He managed
to get in a clothesline along with a couple of knees. FNA and Magnum soon mugged
the defenseless Minion and Social Anarchy attempted a pin. Apocalypse broke the count
and the match continued. Magnum continued wailing on Minion, and Apocalypse was double-teamed
by FNA and Big Mac. Big Mac hit Apocalypse with his Special Sauce and FNA picked
him up for a Ska Bomb. They then laid Apocalypse across a table and FNA crushed him
with his FU through the table. As Apocalypse laid there motionless, Social Anarchy
triple-teamed Minion. They finally finished Minion off with their FBS finisher for
the victory.
Hardcore Championship Match
- Al Bino defeated Big Mac via Pinfall to retain the Hardcore Title.
Al
Bino was outnumbered early in the match, he quickly evened the score. Al Bino bit
on Magnum's nose until it was gushing blood. FNA escorted Magnum out of the ring
and drove him to the closest gas station for some bandages and alcohol, the drinking
and non-drinking kind. Big Mac and Al Bino went at it with every weapon in sight.
They continued pounding on each other until Al Bino finally caught Big Mac in a belly-to-belly
suplex through a table. Al Bino then put Big Mac in his White Out, but Big Mac would
not give up. Big Mac returned to his feet and gave Al Bino a flying forearm. Big
Mac laid a wet floor sign down and executed his Mac Attack onto it. He went for a
pin but Al Bino kicked out. The match ended with Al Bino pulling off a belly-to-back
suplex off a table and gaining the 3-count.
Taz Interview
- Taz's
music hits as the champ makes his way to the ring. Taz grabs the mic and tells whoever
is gonna accept his challenge to come out. The jingling of bells indicates Naughty
Nick's arrival to the arena. Nick came out with a mic of his own and announced that
as Naughty Nick he has yet to win a match. Naughty Nick also says that he has nothing
to lose and could have beat Taz in last week's match. Taz gladly accepts Nick's arrival
as the two begin the match.
- Naughty Nick defeated Taz by Disqualification to let Taz retain the Heavyweight
Title.
Taz
begins the match with a barrage of punches and a hip toss, throwing Naughty Nick
to the ground. After holding Nick in an armbar for a few seconds, Naughty Nick gained
the advantage with two elbows to the champ's stomach. Naughty immediately grabbed
his bag and cracked Taz with a wet floor sign. As Naughty Nick went for the second
shot, Taz ducked and kicked Nick in the stomach following it with a face-buster.
Taz then picked up Naughty Nick and body slammed him to the ground. Taz then brought
a ladder out and climbed up to deliver a flying splash. The champ hit the big move
and attempted a pin, but the challenger kicked out at 2. Both men stumbled to their
feet and Naughty Nick hit Taz with a DDT. He then hit a flying legdrop and followed
it with a pin attempt. Taz managed to kick out at 2 and 1/2. Nick then climbed the
ladder and jumped off for a axe handle, Taz ducked it catching Naughty Nick in the
Showstopper. Taz grabbed a chair and was about to take off Naughty Nick's head when
the referee stepped in and took the chair from Taz. The champ was furious and delivered
a Lights Out to the chair, knocking the referee out cold. Taz then turned his attention
back to Naughty Nick pummeling him with a wet floor sign and any other weapon he
could find. Taz picked up Naughty Nick and hit him with another Showstopper. Finally,
as Taz lifted the unconscious challenger for a 3rd Showstopper, Lumberjack made an
apperance coming to the aid of his former teamate. Knocking Taz down, he hit a Sequoia
Splash. Lumberjack then finished Taz with his Timber leaving the champ out in the
middle of the ring. Lumberjack then looked at his former best friend, shook his head,
and solemnly walked to the back.
Y2Chaos Rumble
- Magnum defeated eight wrestlers to gain booking rights for the next three months.
On
his way to the ring, Lumberjack stopped halfway to the ring and pointed back to the
entrance way. E.D.A.'s music blasted over the speakers and out came Ranger X. The
two men shook hands to signify the return of the E.D.A. The rumble got off to a quick
start as all members came to the ring. FNA and Big Mac were ganged up on by Apocalypse,
Minion, and Al Bino while the reunited E.D.A teamed up against Taz. E.D.A proved
to be too much for Taz as Taz was the first person to be pinned and eliminated from
the rumble. The same thing happened to FNA as he was eliminated by Apocalypse and
Minion. The fight went on with E.D.A going head-to-head with Apocalypse and Minion,
and Al Bino duking it out with Big Mac. Al Bino eventually laid Big Mac out and pinned
him. The fight continued as Minion was eliminated by Ranger X and then Ranger X was
was eliminated by Apocalypse. While the match was going on, Magnum made his way to
the ring. His face was still a little bloody and his nose was bandaged up. He immediately
went after Al Bino and worked him good. Lumberjack caught Apocalypse in his Timber
for the pin and this left three men in the rumble. Lumberjack punched Magnum once
in the face and then went after Al Bino. He executed his Log Jam and followed it
up with a Sequoia Splash to gain the pinfall. Magnum got down on his knees and begged
Lumberjack not to hurt him. As Lumberjack got close, Magnum gave him a nut shot,
followed it up with a Beck Kick and then finished him off with his P.I.Punches to
become the winner of WYDW's Y2Chaos Rumble. Magnum was victorious and when he was
asked what he had planned he stated, "Magnum's World Tour begins NOW!"