Sung to the tune of some NOFX song - I cant remember which one but ill find out.
He got a silicon cock sticking in his ass, and one in his cunt.
Say thanks to whoever posted this on our message boards cause it was written by them. If you wrote it and want credit say so.
A butterfly vibrator strapped tight to his clit but who's got the remote control.
That would belong to his Mum.
She's got a huge shlong, a real ass ripper.
Lunchies gonna be gettin a lot of stiches, cause he's a fucking fagot.
He wants to speak a lot of bullshit
Guys please be my friends, I've robbed a few banks
He starts with his cat and then he moves to his dog
He is never going to stop
He knows that he just want some bum
With dvda each day from 1
A massive but plug up his arse
Keeps him from shittin his pants
Mum you think you've seen lunchie mean
He's gonna lick your puss and arsehole clean
Treat your clit with bubblegum
Make the bitch cum
It's time for bed so he'll secure his head
Between his thighs for a thourough night suck
Along with this he'll be drinking his piss so the fagot don't have to get up
Two goddesses in love
One resides below one reigns from above
One adorns cuffs while one covets keys
The purgatorial touch of LUNCHIE
