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Spankatronic Rex and the B-Boys

Spankatronic Rex was chillin' out in his crib, a cave on the outskirts of Frank Town, when all of a sudden he heard a strange sound echoing across the hills. Straining his metallic dinosaur ear, he could hear some kind of singing. "....Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage!..." What on earth could be making that awful ruckus Pondered Spankatronic Rex. I'd best go and investigate.
He hopped into his Dino Copter and flew off at the leisurely pace towards Frank Town.
As he got closer, the strange singing got louder and louder. Making a fly-by, he could see a stage that had been erected in the town square. On it were 3 men busting various fly moves and waving their arms while singing, along with a man at the back of the stage who was rubbing some records. Those poor men! There's something wrong with them. I must help! Worried for their health and safety, Spankatronic Rex set down his Dino Copter just outside the town square, because the place was very crowded with various young people who all seemed to be suffering from the same condition as the men on stage.
Wading through the crowd, Spankatronic Rex shouted out "Dont worry everyone, I'm here to help. Look into my eyes and i'll cure you with my hypno ray!" The E'd out teens looked hazilly at Spankatronic Rex. Good, they're all looking at me. Now to use my patented hypno ray to cure them of this strange affliction...
Just as he was about to engage function 4, subroutine g, one of the men on stage called out over the microphone. "Hey, Metal D! Dont bring down the crowd man, we're just here to bust some phat rhymes and make everyone happy!"
Looking around at the crowd, Spankatronic Rex was confused. Initializing his loudspeaker mode, he blared out to the crowd "You mean you people are enjoying this?"
The manically depressed teenagers made a grunting noise, which Spankatronic Rex's translation unit took to mean "Yeah!"
Another of the men on stage said "C'mon Dino Dude, come up here on stage and freestyle with us!"
Although he didn't understand quite what the man meant, Spankatronic Rex made his way up onto the stage, accompanied by shouts of "You rock!" from the crowd.
Seeing that he was nervous, one of the men came over to Spankatronic Rex and motioned for him to lean down so that he could whisper in his ear. When Rex was down low enough, Mike D whispered to him "Hey man, just say whatever comes into your head. That's freestyling!" Mike D then said out loud "Mix Master Mike, mix your masterly magic meistro!"
The man at the back of the stage then started rubbing his records again, and some strange sounds came out of the speakers around the stage.
Although he was anxious, Rex couldn't back out now with the crowd spurring him on. After a brief pause waiting for break in the beat, he engaged his loud speaker mode again and said
"I'm rappin' Rex, and i'm here to say, listen to my grind 'cause it's the only way! I'll fuck you up 3 times before you hit the ground, and then i'll spit on your grave! If you can't dig my rhythm, then you can all suck my ass you skanky biznatches!"
Feeling very pleased with his first effort, Spankatronic Rex then busted a funky move just like he'd seen the men doing when he flew over in his Dino Copter. Rolling onto his back, he started spinning. He used his inbuilt thruster engines to make himself spin even faster.
Mike D was knocked off the stage by Rex's rotating tail, just as MCA was burnt to a crisp by his flaming engines. Adrock tried to dive for cover behind one of the speakers, but this couldn't save him as Spankatronic Rex stood up and did the moonwalk right back into it, crushing both the speaker and Adrock. Mix Master Mike shrieked like a girl as he stumbled backwards of the stage, impailing himself on a spare microphone stand.
Very excited, Spankatronic Rex shouted "I'm busting fully sufficient moves!" As he headspun off the stage, crushing the remaining speakers which exploded and sent sparks flying over the crowd.

The screaming spectators fled the town square, cursing Rex and his freestyling chaos. The last thing Rex heard as the crowd disappeared was a cry of "Oh the humanity!".
Sitting by himself amongst the wreckage of the speakers, Spankatronic Rex snorted. I guess they just cant handle my x-rated grooves. Their loss, I suppose.
With one last look at the now empty town square, he climbed into his Dino Copter and set a course for his crib. Until next time my sweet, cozy Frank Town........