RambleSpears

Okay, I don't know who suggested this ramblin' to me, but somebody did. Good topic for a first one though. I suppose so at least. At least it's a start.

Geez, she really does get on my nerves. I don't know what it is about her really. I think it all started with her first song. Besides it being pop, which is easily not my favorite genre, though it does have some good stuff, it just isn't pleasing to my ears most the time.

Consider the fact that a lot of the time they use computerized voice things in the songs. They do that to hide the fact that they can't sing, so they hide it behind computer effects. It seems that all live concerts that you see on TV are either lip synched or they use more computer effects as normal. They have to do that because in the studios they have the chance to clean the singing up and make it as purdy as possible. But even then, that's not that purdy at all.

Well, well, well, I know Britney Spears is not just liked and known for her singing, apparently she's something purdy to look at as well. Now that's the real bugger to me. How did that whole thing start up? Who's the one that said she's good looking? I pitty that person.

Let me explain. Maybe it's because I can see past her rather plastic-esque looks and her chest, but she isn't that pretty or hot, or rather any word you use that means pleasing to the eye. It could have to do with her fake looks, or it could just be her bad style, but whatever it is I don't enjoy. No, I am not gay, don't think that, I do find women very pleasing to the eyes, well, most the time. I think it all has to do with how she acts and how she presents herself.

She hasn't helped her image one bit at trying to look smart. And besides, she hasn't done anything to persuade me that she's a people person that likes to be around others. Yeah, she may sign signatures, but who doesn't when they have a cult of young girls and middle-aged men running after them. But can you see her being your best friend? Not me, I could see her kicking me in the shins and then laughing at it. That's what I see. Oh yes, I could be totally wrong, and I probably am, she may be the most kind-hearted person out there and she may hand stitch lil' teddy bears for every child of the world, but I doubt it. Of course I doubt that she'd hand sew anything, but I'm meaning on a larger scale. I doubt her holding her hand down to you when you've fallen. I can't see her giving a comforting hug, unless she gets something out of it. In my eyes I do not see someone who will do something without getting anything in return.

If she were to change the way she carries herself, my opinion may change, I may be able to say she's a sexy person. But even then, she'll never win me over with her singing "talents".