1. Look at the size of his putter

2. Oh dang my shafts all bent

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip

6. Lift your head and spread your legs

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through 
leaves a lot to be desired

8. Just turn your back and drop it

9. Hold up.. I've got to wash my balls

10. Damn, I missed the hole again