A man was doing a study of children's senses in a first grade
class using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave the children all the 
same kind of Lifesaver and asked them, "What is the flavor, and 
what color is it?" 
The children began to say, "Red . . . cherry. Yellow . . . 
lemon. Lime.....green. Orange . . . orange." 
Finally, he gave them all honey Lifesavers. The children sucked 
on them for a while but couldn't determine the taste. 
"Well," he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother 
would call your father." 
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: 
"Everybody spit it out, now! They're assholes."