One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting.

When in the woods he came upon a bear?

The man started running?

And he ran for a while until all of a sudden he triped over a tree 
root.

And at this moment he was almost face to face with the bear.

Then he said "Dear Lord, if there is one wish I would want for you to 
give me it would be to make this bear a christian."

And at that instant.....

The bear halted to a stop and droped on his knees and said

"Dear Lord thank you for the food I am about to receive"!!