1) The book would be called Windows to the Goddess

2) Iconology would be a major chapter

3) A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months, without which your magick would no longer work

4) Your broom would crash at least once a week
,br> 5) Cauldrons would be called recycle bins

6) A Book of Shadows would be called a folder of Magick

7) A free high-speed connection spell would come with every book

8) Every now & then your circle would collapse & you would have to perform the re-boot ritual to get it working again

9) If you used the more powerful NTmagick, all circles within a 5 mile radius would go down. 10) At least once a month you would have to re-install your spells into your folder of Magick

11) You would have to use a start ritual to exit your circle (& cakes & ale would only be served after a sign from the Goddess that it was safe to do so.)

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