Recipe For Preserving Children

1 large grassy field
3 (or more) children
2 small dogs
A brook with pebbles
One bottle of sunscreen
Tons of Wild-flowers
A summer sun
A deep blue sky
A summer day

Drizzle sunscreen on children; mix children with dogs; blend with summer day. Empty into fields and stir continuously. Pour brook gently over pebbles. Sprinkle field with wild-flowers. Cover all with deep blue sky and bake in summer sun.

When children are well browned, call them home. Will be found ready to take from field and cool in bathtub. Delicious when served with love and kisses.

From 'Cape Cuisine, A Collection of Recipes from Restaurants, Bed & Breakfasts and Local Individuals in Southern New Jersey' It was put together by Cape Assist ( A Cape May County organization for promoting public awareness of drug and alcohol abuse)

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