HIGH PRIEST: Leaps tall buildings at a single bound, more powerful than a locomotive and faster than a speeding bullet. He walks on water and dictates policy to God.

3RD DEGREE INITIATE: Leaps short buildings in a single bound, more powerful than a switch engine, just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water—if the sea is calm—and talks to God.

2ND DEGREE INITIATE: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, faster than a BB, More powerful than a railroad hand-car, walks on water in a swimming pool, and talks to God—if a special request is approved.

1ST DEGREE INITIATE: Clears a small hut, loses the race with a locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by God.

NEOPHYTE: Runs into small buildings, recognizes a locomotive two out of three times, frequently wets self with a water pistol, can do the dog paddle, and mostly mumbles to animals.

HIGH PRIESTESS: Lifts tall buildings to walk under them, kicks locomotives off the track, catches speeding bullets in her teeth, and freezes water with a single glance. SHE IS GODDESS.

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