From: silenti77@yahoo.com (silenti77)
To: WitchWars@yahoogroups.com

The SpellCheck called "Autymn DC"
Made list posts her priority.
Her corrections spurned,
To off-list she turned,
"I really must fix what I see!"

Upon being told this was bad
The Spellchecker sulked, "I've been had!"
"The list said I could!
And spellcheck I should!
You people are really that sad!"

Someone then said, "You're all sheep!"
"She's offering to fix you real cheap!"
"It's harmless obsession,
Not spell-Armageddon,
I don't see why you give a *bleep*!"

So maybe there should be a spell
That makes our dear Spellcheck unwell
If eyE waNt two right
As Rongue as I miyghte
The Sschpelschek weEl theIenk sidhe'S in HeL....

silenti
"ewe know it's baa-d when you get pun-ished by limericks"

From: atumankh@yahoo.com (atumankh)
To: WitchWars@yahoogroups.com

O wrecched Shepe, that e'er wyth suche Bleytinge
Bewray the Hopes of alle that hereinn seke
An Home to finde, throgh Chanse or forplannt Meytinge -
Act nott as Lyons, but wyth Forberense meke
Send doune this Pryde that hath our Lyste besett!
What erthley Goode doth it to so afflycte
Ech othere, when ther was nott Harme nor Lett
Save onely Wordes debated o'erstryct?
Forr Godde's swete mersy shew an beter Fayse
To ech here gatherd, gentlemann or swete Beldame -
That ech may thus speke from theyr appoynted Playse
And each respekt the othre's honour'd Nayme.
And thus, with Wordes so fulsome and swete
Our Myndes without Fygtyng thus may mete.

bt
"And it's even worse when Chaucer gets involved..."

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