--- Arwen wrote:
You Might be Pagan If...When you're sworn in in court, you bring your own grimoire.

---Atumankh@yahoo.com wrote:ROFL!

"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you... um... which one do you want?"

"Well... hm. Good question.

"OK, it's Tuesday; Sun came up four hours fifteen minutes ago, diurnal planetary hours are running a little over an hour now, say an hour and five... hm. If you can wait another five minutes to swear me in, we can use Luna and you'll have 1:05 of good, solid truth, but I'll be emotional; otherwise, we can use Mercury, but you'll only get five minutes of extremely well-informed truth, and even at that Mercury is a bit shifty. You CAN swear me in using Mars, since it rules the whole day, but that might result in a rather belligerent witness. Can we continue until next Thursday?"

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