Q. What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey?
A. The Blessed Bee!
Q. What do you say to an angry Witch?
A. Ribbit
Q. What is the difference between a New Ager and a Pagan?
A. A decimal point. An item you'll pay $300 to a New Ager for, you can get from a local Pagan for $30.
Q. How do you tell a New Age Witch from a Neo-pagan Witch?
A.You throw them both in water. The Neo-pagan Witch will float, whereas the New Age Witch will sink under the wight off all their overpriced crystals...