A. Just one, and it's NOT FUNNY!
Q. How many Dianics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. (any large nuber here)---One to change the light bulb, one to prepare the environmental impact statement, and the rest to do a self-criticism afterwards...
Q. How many years does it take a Dianic Wiccan to change a Light bulb?
A. You can change it whenever you are empowered to do so.
Q. How many druids does it take to change a light bulb?
A. They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in stone circles.
Q. How many family Traditionalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Candlelight was good enough for our Ancestors, Its good enough for us!
Q. How many Brit. Traditionalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Thirteen, one to change the bulb, and 12 to mourn the passing of the old bulb!
Q. How many Gardnerian Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It's a Thrid-degree secret!
Q. How many Alexandrian witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A. "let's go and see how the Gardnerians did it!"
Q. Hw many Wiccans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. one for each quarter.
Q. How many pagans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Six, one to change it and five to sit around complaining that light bulbs never burned out before those damned christians came along!
Q. How many Witches does it take to chage a light bulb?
A. What do you want it changed into?
