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Hi Grizzman -

you asked me to annoy you, so I will.

HOW MAY I ANNOY THEE - LET ME COUNT THE WAYS...

May I annoy you - by making your laughter rumble
by making your heartbeat tumble

May I annoy you - by making your mind race faster
by making your good mood last much longer

May I annoy you - by being a partner with whom to spar
and whose wit you can outstrip by far

May I annoy you - by thinking that you are great
and telling you that you make my world shake

May I annoy you - by being your friend through the good and the bad
and for allowing you to make me mad

May I annoy you - by driving your libido high
by making your feather duster fly

Oh, yes please, let me be your Desert Dust
And annoy you into having a good time, if I must
By clinging to your feet -
And making you dance to a faster beat

Naomi von Niewoldt
February 2001