THE HOW-TO-FILE-A-LAWSUIT-AGAINST-SOMEONE-ON-THE-INTERNET-WHO-YOU-HAVE HARRASED-FOR-MONTHS 4 STEP PROGRAM

ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS AND OUR PROGRAM IS FOR YOU! __Do you have no life? __Do you harrass internet users at length? __Do you have an addiction to cyber sex? __Do you mistake cyber space for the real world? __Do you have internet multiple personalites with different IDs for each one? __Do you threaten to Take internet users to court when they find out the pathetic menice you are? PLEASE READ ON WE CAN HELP YOU!

STEP ONE Report your false twisted complaint against the person you harrased.

This is Bob, Bob used to be a Mailcarrier. He went postal one day and was sentenced to live the rest of his life in and out of the internet wires of our Pcs. For compensation his official title is now INTERNET POLICE.

Report your bogus charges to him and he will investigate. He is really good at smelling Bull shit and usually arrests the person reporting........ that would be YOU.

STEPS 2 & 3 FIND AN INTERNET LAWYER WHO BELIEVES YOUR BULLSHIT ATTEND YOUR INTERNET TRIAL

This is Harold, he was a behind the scenes laywer for OJ Simpson. He has been sentenced to serve all the lowlifes in internet hell because he believed OJ's BullShit. You can contact him at 555-get-a-life

STEP 4 YOUR INTERNET SENTENCING

The internet gavel is actually a magic internet wand that only transforms guilty parties to their natural inner state......................... WHICH ONE ARE YOU? THE JACKASS OR THE DICKHEAD?

Wicked_Sassy_female Aka Crackers Crib police

Plowing the Bullshit into the penalty box to keep our Internet community clean and minty fresh ;)