Too Much Phukin Info about moi?
How much dew yew weigh? 180 lbs. (81.65 Kilograms)
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The womyn of my "dreams" is short/petite. She is on the smaller side. Waifish, perky lil' breasts, Short-dark hair, big eyes, has an enormous sense of humor, passion beyond a man's understanding, masculine (but not abusive), faithful, and is very into educating herself (academically or self taught). An intelligent, communicative womyn would be most ideal. I do so admire a tanned butch in cut-off jeans, a plain white t-shirt, and work boots! ! ! (Or an Army uniform, GO TANK GRRL!!)
She is: Emotionally stable, caring, honest, educated, intelligent, monogamous (faithful!!), mature, loving, attentive, charming, responsible, and romantic with a spontaneous spirit. Responsible and secure in her lifestyle, finances, and emotional well being. Enjoys traveling and learning something new daily.
People in general: Honest, sincere and caring.
I am a very open-minded woman, that prefers non-judgmental people, since I do NOT judge others. Education, integrity, honesty, sense-of-self, and perseverance are all qualities I pride myself in having. I believe that trust and communication come first in a true relationship, but spontaneity and flirtation are also KEY factors!
My smile, bedroom eyes, sarcastic sense of humor, and my sultry voice.
Depending on the mood I am in, also the person I am with. I'd rather be surprised, having them make it up as it goes along. Or dinner in an out of the way, not so conspicuous place with a great atmosphere (soft music playing), A long walk in the park or on the beach. Anyplace conducive to good conversation, and flirtation. Being chivalrous and charming is a
HUGE BONUS!My friends have been made in a slew of unusual places. An ideal friend shares many of the same interests and goals. Dependable, someone you could call at three a.m. when you are depressed as hell. Caring, someone who isn?t afraid to hug me when I cry. Honest & loyal...
I manage the family owned gay bar...whadda kewl job!!!
Pastime??? What the hell is that? Hehe... I am a 3rd generation psychic, so I like learning more about it, and teaching myself new mediums such as psychometry. I also enjoy photography, oil painting, surfing the net, spending time with my precious daughters, refinishing my house, laying ceramic tile, gardening, and searching for the part of my soul that is missing. My range of interests are vast and varied. Sundays? Vegetating!!. Hangin in #Lesbians on mIRC. Building webpages. Writing and Painting. Visiting with friends and family. Housework. Being lazy. Contemplating the theory of the universe?CHURCH!.
Queer As Folk, Cops, Jerry Springer (matches mine the most ..giggle), Carrot Top, Adam Sandler, and Jeff Foxworthy.
1. ?I?m not here for a long time, I?m here for a good time?
2. ?Fantasy may only be an image in YOUR mind, but it was INTENDED to be shared with others, was it not??
3. "Life is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be."
4. ?First you must believe in something...Your belief determines your actions, and your actions determine the results.?
?Ditto??Patrick Swayze in GHOST
?Missa Chickabee??Jody Foster in NELL(means nothing , but I love how she says it!)
"GIMME THE CASSSSSSHHHHHHH" the mugger in Fifth Element
"When it's over.... can I still come over?" - Sugar Ray, When It's Over...
Lori Petty (Tank Girl)!!!!!!!, Carrie-Anne Moss (Trinity from The Matrix)!!!!, Gina Gershon (Bound), Jody Foster, Christian Slater, Morgan Freeman, Demi Moore, and Keanu Reeves.
SEVEN, Bound, The Matrix, 12 Monkeys, Ghost, Men In Black, 5th Element, Independence Day, Nell, Pump Up The Volume, and Extreme Perversions and Freaks?hehehehe.
Amel Larrieux !!, Tracy Chapman, Metallica, Little Milton, Billie Holiday, Zepplin, Richard Marx, Extremes, Savage Garden, The Eagles, Scorpions, Beethoven, Bach, Faith Hill, Alanis Morrisette, Peter Gabriel, etc?
I have attended so many concerts there are too many to list. Been backstage and met so many freaky Rock starz that I will be jaded and misguided forever! Ask and I?ll share who and when?
Books: Stephen King, Clyve Barker, Dean Koontz, Mary Higgins-Clark, Edgar Allen Poe, and Johanna Lindsey. Magazines: Metra, Between the Lines, Metro Times, Good Housekeeping, Cosmo, Better Homes & Gardens, HTML for Dummies?giggles, 100% Lil' Titties..
WDRQ -- 93.1/Jay Towers & The Morning Revolution... 93.9/The River
Bright Orange T - "Ward of the SELF Centered BiTCH rehab!"
Mrs.Beasley, Daisy rifle, Barbie, our German Sheppard , the hawt little tomboy down the street.
A topless dancer. Joking!! Wanted to be in the Olympics (gymnastics).
Books, Toys (the battery operated kind), Frogs, Candles/candle holders, and Sad lil' clowns.
Art, Music, Gym, Girls Locker Room (WOO FUCKIN HOO!), and Swimming.
A female cat, gray and white...25 yr old "Muffin"; a 18 month old, 160 lb. Neapolitan Mastiff "Brewzer", and my 60 gallon fish tank full of rare fish. Oh yeah, and my 3 daughters.. hehe
Lying, infidelity and manipulation. Drunkenness. Bragging, Rude & Disrespectful behavior, and people who make Empty Broken Promises.
Depends on the individual. Provocative teasing and flirting. Discreet, suggestive behavior. Nice tans, suggestive eyes, intelligence, wit, compassion, and Most of ALL a dykie in cut off jean shorts, a plain white t-shirt, and work boots!
Morality, principles, intelligence, determination, motivation, loyalty, and my HOOTAHS! ( o Y o )
Lack of communication, infidelity, lying, betrayal, and the fact that they fucked everyone around us (without remorse) while committed.
Being single..*sob*
A bubble bath drawn by my partner, a nice chilled zinfandel, some blues, and a massage before we make love ?til dawn !
SPEND IT!!! Giggggles?Nah I would start an account for each of my 3 daughters specifically aimed at their college education , donate some to The Cancer Society, buy a bigger house, a new car, new clothes for all of us, and invest invest invest!!
A Jeep Wrangler, Sahara Edition, Khaki with Tan acessories?Or a Black ?65 Mustang Fast-back, 351 Boss..*sigh*
The ability to read other's thoughts.
Born in SE Michigan, and have stayed there ever since.
TIBET, The Netherlands, Germany, Swiss Alps, Thailand, Cancun, Tijuana, Australia, and Alaska. I want to go everywhere.
Hugo Boss, Cool Water, Adidas, Gorgio, Obsession for Men, and Joop. However, the scent of the natural pheromones are what pleases and excite me the most!
No but I was a Girl Scout once !
The Indifferent Party (right wing liberal is what I'm told...hmmm)
Do Voyeurism or Water sports qualify??
To find the missing or lost part of my soul, someone who will love me for who I am, and be secure enough to let me love them with all that I have. Write a novel. My life long goal is to be financially secure enough to retire by age fifty.
A nawtie lil' toy, thrown to the floor in the throes of passion...and usually my cat.
My soulmate. ... My kids (Sara, Jesse, and Emily), Jesus Christ (what a conversation THAT would be), Tank GIRL!!, Caprice Bourrett, Gina Gershon, Stacy Sanches, Albert Einstein, and Vincent Van Gogh.
1) Involuntary celibacy sucks! !
2) Voluntary Celibacy sucks more !!!
3)If theres no smoking at gas stations, why do they sell lighters and cigarettes?