>>Zoolander<<

~!~ZOOLANDER~!~

Zoolander was and is muh fave movie, so i decided to make a page just for the movie!

*Matilda* "When I was in 7th grade, I was the fat girl in class.." *Derek* "Ewww" *Matilda* "You know what, forget it" *Hansel* "Sorry Matilda, Sorry. Derek be more sensitive" *Matilda* "So I've decided to become..belimic" *Derek&Hansel* "You can read minds??" *Matilda* "..It's when you hrow up after every meal.." *Derek&Hansel* "hahaha Matilda, Hahaha Matilda that's okay we do it before shows, it's a great way to lose pounds!!"

*Mugatu* "I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of you ass!? Do me a favor, and lose 5 poulds immediatly.. or get out of my building like . . now!"

-(hansel) excuse me bra (derek) your excused...and im not your bra (hansel) whatever dude, whatever, peace love god bless (derek) hey hansel, sorry you didnt get mugatus derelicte campaign, maybe next year (hansel) dere-what? (derek) derelicte campaign, sorry you didnt book it. (hansel) i have never even heard of it, me and my friends have been off trippin on acid, changed our whole perspective on shit, so i guess that you can dere-licte my balls capitan. (derek)i can derelicte my own balls thank you very much. You think youre too cool for school but i got a newsflash for you walter cronkite, you arent. (hansel) who you trying to get crazy with, ese? dont you know im loco? (derek) hey i got a wacky idea, what do you say we settle this on the runway, hand - solo? (hansel) are you challenging me to a walk off...BOO lander? (derek) oh yeah, thats a walk off challenge my friend. (hansel) 10 minutes...old members only warehouse, you ought to remember that, your a dinosaur.