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* Are you wearing mirror pants, cuz I can see myself in them.* * Do you have the time? Because I have the energy. * * Hey, where have you been all my life? * * Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.* * I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.* * Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? * * Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? * * Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. * * I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. * * Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way. * * Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. * * I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. * * I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. * * If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.* * Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? * * If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. * * There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. * * Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. * * You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. * * That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? * * Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! * * Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. * * Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. * * Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. * * Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? * * Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me. * * Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I? * * Be unique and different, say yes. * * Don't be silly cover your willy * * The bigger the cushion the better the pushing * * I may be fat, but that's just more of me to love * * Your parents must be thieves' cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. * * My love for you is like constipation, I can't hold it in any longer! * * Knock, knock. Who's there? Seymour. Seymour who? I can Seymour of your ass if you take your pants off. * * Do you have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love. * * The voices in my head say you should go out with me.... * * Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you. * * Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?* * That dress would look great on my bedroom floor * * That's a roll of fifties in my pocket and I am pleased to see you. * * You're so hot my eyes are burning. * * I heard that opposites attract. You're a winner and I'm a loser, so why don't we get together? * * Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy? * * You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.* * Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? * * Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. * * Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me. * * Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on. * * Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.* * If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? * * Stand back, I'm a doctor. You get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes! * * You know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.* * We shouldn't waste things. Let's use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.* * If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg Easter, can I visit you between the Holidays? * * I love every bone in your body - especially mine. I lost my bed, can I borrow yours? * * You must be Jamaican, because u Jamaican me crazy. * * My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.* * You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that. * * The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue. * |
