One day on the way home, the coolest carpool ever was exiting highway 40 at Hampton into heavy traffic when a man, who looked like he was homeless/hippie without long hair but with the crazy beard, starts shouting things at me out the passenger of a ford escort. I turn down the music so I can hear what he's saying. Our conversation went something like this:
Me: "What's that?"
Him: "Dude your wheel is spinning?"
Me: "What?"
Him: "Your wheel is spinning man."
Me: "Oh, okay."
Ilovelamp, Gibby and myself look at each other confused and laugh at the hippie.
Him (pointing to the side of my car): "Dude, it fell off?"
Me: "What?"
The light changes and i promptly accelerate.
Gibby: "Did he just say your wheel fell off?"
Ilovelamp: "That's what I heard."
Gibby: "What a crack head."
This comment might not be funny to those reading this but we had a good laugh at the time. I hit a red light and the hippie pulls up next to us again.
Him (again pointing to the wheel): "You found it."
Me: "Found what?"
Him: "You found it. It’s back."
The light changes and I decide I’ve had enough of the hippie’s confusing remarks. Again the carpool laughs at this drugged out hobo. We hit yet another red light but this time we're in the left lane in front of the hippie. I think we’re safe. Wrong again. I’m Wigidy Wack Daddy and I’m never safe.
I look over and see 2 40 year old women looking at us in the left turn lane. They start shouting at us but because their window is up we don't understand is said. I attempt to make a motion for them to roll down their window. Apparently they mistake this for something else. They proceed to FLASH US. Now I know some of you might be into milfhunter.com, but 40 year old tits are not something you want to see. They turn left without waiting for the light to change i.e. they ran the red light. The carpool now more confused than ever promptly agrees with Gibby's theory that there was a major acid party going on in Forest Park and proceed to laugh at the days events. That's south city for you.
Welcome to a day in the life of Wigidy Wack Daddy.
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