Don’t know what code I’m talking about? HTML code. It’s what makes my font white and my background black. It’s what makes a hyperlink, a hyperlink. It’s what makes all those images appear. In short, it’s what makes a webpage, a webpage. Anyway, I was reading Maddox’s code today (out of boredom) and here are all the interesting things I came across.
“The code to this page is a piece of shit, I know there are a lot of things I could change and do better but I just don't care/have time.”
“Best damn web page in the universe incoherent rants apathy disgust loathing hate bored life dipshit asshole kickass dumbass meaning stupid moron idiot”
“I need a domain name.”
Holy shit! It's me at work.
“*** Notice: I need help from anyone out there willing to mirror the main page
or part of this site. Email me with the subject "mirror" if you can help until the traffic dies down. Expect page hits to exceed 100,000-300,000 and main site referrals (via links on my main page) to exceed 20,000 hits. I currently need about 5 stable mirrors; email me if you can help.”
“Next scheduled update: 06/16/04”
Looks like he missed that but, who cares? Maddox is still a god.
“News (05-28-05): I've added a "news" section to my site for all you whiny slackass losers who miss my news updates. I've also posted a follow-up to the radio DJ from Atlanta. The news archive can be found here.”
“Update: Civil Disobedience shirts are ready for all you ungrateful assholes.”
”Why I hate MTV.”
“I thank the following for their generosity in helping mirror some of this site, please pay them a visit:
http://www.jadebuddha.com
http://www.fleetmack.com/
http://synclog.net/
http://www.path0gen.com/”
“Shout out to everyone at West Point: http://www.usma.edu/"
Book: The Boomer Bible
Book: Godel, Escher, Bach
“*Note: counters are all screwed up because of the overwhelming traffic. As of 10/10/02, this page has received over 1.2 million visits.”