Has anyone else heard about this proposed smoking ban?
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There is a bill in both St. Louis City and County about banning smoking in bars and restaurants, as well as public buildings. Its lead by a group called Group Against Smoking Pollution. How stupid is this? You fucks live in a GD city. The air you breathe outside has more carcinogens than some bullshit secondhand smoke from 10 tables over in that one restaurant you at, that one time back in 1960. If you were seriously worried about cleaner air you would quit driving your SUVs and complaining about high gas prices and instead drive a hybrid and push for higher government pollution controls. Seriously, get a fucking life (and this is coming from a guy writing a GD website that no one reads or gives a piss about). What’s next banning smoking in cars? Or in people’s private houses?
The government has every right to ban smoking in government buildings (as do private companies). However, banning them in every restaurant and bar is uncalled for. This GASP group sites a study that states secondhand smoke is “responsible for 35,000 to 60,000 deaths per year nationwide.” Hey GASP, I got a question. How many of those deaths were caused by morons sitting in a restaurant eating their fucking meals while the guy next to them sparked it up? Odds are none. Most second hand smoke comes when someone in your family smokes. Your stupid bill won’t do shit.
If a restaurant wants to ban smoking, let the restaurant make that choice, not some dimwit with their head so far up their ass, they don’t realize no one gives a shit. I don’t smoke but guess what? If someone is smoking and I don’t like it, I leave. That’s what’s great about America: we have the freedom to take our business elsewhere. If you don’t like the way an establishment is conducting business by letting people smoke, leave.
I’d love to take on one of these people pushing this damn bill in a debate. I’d stand there blowing smoke in their face the entire time and then make them look like a tool for proposing such a bill. After I was done doing that, I’d smash their face into a wall for being stupid enough to propose such a law in the first place.
And one more thing, I can walk around my house naked as a jaybird and enjoy it. I can walk down the street doing the same thing and be arrested. I can go to a strip club and see all the boobies I want. How many of you tools proposing this bill have thought of that? I bet none of you approve of strip clubs. But guess what? The Supreme Court has declared them legal. A strip club is an independent establishment allowing things to be done that are otherwise illegal in public. If you want to ban smoking in public places fine, but you can’t do it in private restaurants and bars.
And if your bill does pass by some miracle of God, (remember God’s on your side because you have “higher moral values;” hey that sounds a lot like what people who advocated prohibition said and look where it got us) I will render it ineffective.
My friends and I, oh wait, who am I kidding, I don’t have any friends. Well I will take up smoking. For every cigarette that you think you got rid of with this ludicrous ban, I will smoke 3 and blow all the smoke in your face. How’s that sound bitches?
44,587 people in favor of the ban now want me castrated.