If there is one thing that I have learned from commercials, it’s that
they lie. Man, I mean come on.
1. Burger King does not make it your way if you ask them to make it your way
they will spit in your food and that is defiantly not my way.
2. Drinking a certain brand of beer will not get me laid by a smokin’ hot
chick just some ugly chick I think is hot because I’m drunk.
3. If I drink bud light a referee will come and throw a penalty at me...I’ll
say I was scared to drink it at first but those refs never showed up
4. If I use this certain shampoo I will be screaming YES YES OH MY GOD YES
because I am having an orgasm...it never came.
5. And an oldie: if I smoke this cigarette I can chill on the airplane wing
cause that’s where the cool smokers go...hummm, great ad I guess. They
might as well go on the airplane wing because they’re going to die soon
from cancer so they might as well do something cool then die like a pussy of
cancer.
43, 208 women now worship the ground Aussie walks on.