GW Boys and Ranma 1/2 Mix-Up!!!
Part 1
by Black Shadow


"Waaa....I am so happy," cried Duo, almost bursting into tears of happiness. "I can cook! I am a great cook!"

"Wow, Duo! I can't believe it either," complimented Quatre as he took a bite of Duo's rich chocolate cake he'd baked yesterday.

"This sucks!" said Wu Fei, sticking his tongue out."I can't believe I'm here! I should be doing something more important than hanging out with you guys at this stupid picnic!"

Well, actually, Duo Maxwell had arranged a special picnic for all of them at a lake nearby. At first, only Quatre was excited and followed by Trowa and Heero who later on agreed after being harrassed. Wu Fei in the other hand, refused to go. But after being called a 'nose-bleeding boring scaredy-cat' a million times by Duo, he frustratedly agreed to join them, but just to defend his honour and dignity.

"If you don't want to eat, then go feed the ducks," said Duo, handing over a packet of bread crumbs.

"Nani? This is so unfair! I'm not letting you get away if this!"

"Wu Fei," Heero called flatly. "Shut up,"

"Well fine!" Wu Fei replied as he sat quietly at the corner, crossing his arms and just stared at the delicious snacks in front of him. He had to admit to himself, Duo's cooking was bizzare. The picnic was also....quite nice with the beautiful surroundings ans such. Duo did pick a good place for the first time. He was certainly hoping that at least one of them would talk to him and begged him to eat. But no one seemed to be bothered with him at all. They just continue eating,chatting and laughing like hyena's. Leaving Wu Fei at his highest peak of frustration.

"HOI! Will anyone - ," yelled Wu Fei. But before he could finish his sentence, the whole gang turned around and saw....a girl,a boy and a very small old man running like hell.

"Get back here, Ranma Saotome!!!!!!!!!," the young girl with short hair shouted while chasing the other two with a huge hammer in her hand. "Omae okorosu!"

The old man jumped across all their picnic servings while laughing hysterically, behind him tied a huge bag. Then the young boy with a short braid [unlike Duo's!!!] came over to Wu Fei and stole his plate as he kicked the plate in the air, hitting the old man and making him fell in the cold lake.

"Hahahahaaa!" the young boy laughed with his hands on his hips. "You're gonna regret this, Happosai!"

"IIE! You're gonna regret this!" yelled the young girl as she swung her hammer in the air and bashed the boy into the lake as well.

"Akane!" another girl suddenly popped out from the lake, yelling "I didn't steal it! Happosai did!"

"Hmphh!". As the short haired girl turned around to walk away, she suddenly stopped and gasped. All five of the Gundam pilots were staring at her with their eyes and mouth wide open. They'd never seen anything so shocking and funny in their whole lives. "Eheheee..," blushed the girl as she tried to his her hammer and walked away.

"Hoi!" called Dou. "Who are you guys anyway? Disturbing our wonderful picnic!"

"Ooh I'm sorry for that show you've just watched. I'm Akane," she introduced herself. "And those two baboon's in the lake are nothing but perverts,"

"I'm not a pervert! Happosai is the hentai around here!" yelled the other girl who had a red braided hair as she tried to dry herself.

"Who are all of you anyway?" shouted Wu Fei. "And where is the kid who stole my plate with my sandwich on it? I'm going to kill him,"

"I'm sorry I stole your plate ok!" the red haired girl replied.

"But you are a girl! And that was a guy!" said Wu Fei, stunned. "Can anyone please tell me what's happening here?"

"Do you have any hot water?" Akane asked Quatre who was standing right next to her. Quatre just nodded as Akane took the whole thermos from him and poured some hot water on the braided girl's head. In amazement, the girl suddenly changed into - a boy! The boy who fell into the lake, the boy Wu Fei was talking about!

"This is Ranma Saotome," said Akane as she knocked him the head. "He can change into a girl if he hits any cold water and vice versa,"

"Aa...," all five pilots replied in unison, nodding.

"What's wrong with him?" asked Trowa.

"Runs in the family," replied Akane, stepping on Ranma's head who was lying unconcious on the ground. "Weird huh?"

"Very weird," said Quatre. "Hey, isn't that the old man Ranma was chasing?"he continued, pointing over to the old man who was running away.

"Happosai!" Akane yelled again as she ran towards him, swinging her hammer in the air. Suddenly Duo came to her and joined the chasing.

"I have one gun in my left hand, what do I hold in my right hand? Another gun!" smiled Duo as he pointed out his gun to Happosai, the old man. " Stop yer ol' hentai!"

"Eep!" Happosai squeaked and ran behind Akane who was also standing still in fear "Akane, help me!"

"W-what....w-who are y-you?" she asked, shaking.

"Ooh....forgive my friend here. It looks like we haven't introduced ourselves yet," said Quatre, trying to calm things. "I'm Quatre Ra -,"

"Prepare for trouble, make it double," said Duo in a high pitched voice. "To protect the world from devastation, to unite all people within our nation....," before Duo could finish his theme, Heero had knocked him in the head.

"I'm Heero, and that stupid baboon over there is Duo," Heero introduced. "And those are Trowa, Quatre and ... Wu Fei,"

"I've heard about you guys before," said Ranma, pulling himself up from the ground. "But where...?"

"You don't have to know," Heero told him as he walked back to his picnic spot.

"Akane, why are you chasing those two guys anyway?" Quatre asked as served Akane a slice of chocolate cake.

"They stole my all my undies until I'm left with just one pair," she replied, giving Ranma and Happosai an one-eyed glare.

"I didn't do it! How many times must I repeat this to you!" shouted Ranma in frustration.

"I didn't do it either. Akane's not that sexy to me! Ranma-chan is much more sexier," said Happosai as he hugged his bag he had tied behind him all this while.

"Hey, Happosai. What do you have in that bag of yours anyway?" asked Trowa as he pointed out the huge bag which was even bigger than Happosai himself.

"My most precious sweet....," before he could even finish his sentence, Ranma had stole his bag and opened it so that everyone chould see what's inside.

"Undies?" everyone said in unison feeling so surprised.

"And each of them are labeled with the owner's name! Shampoo's, Cologne's, Ranma-chan's...,"Ranma read, but as soon as he saw his name written on it, he punched Happosai and tied him to a tree nearby.

"Relena's? Hirde's? Catherine's? Sally's? Lady Une's?and even Dorothy's?" Duo read out loud. "What kind of an old man are you anyway?" he yelled out ranged. But Happosai just smiled back at him.

"Nearly everyone's undies are here....all except for Akane's," said Trowa as he checked each and every undie there was in the back, leaving Quatre at his side all red in frustration.

"Maybe Happosai didn't do it," Heero suggested.

"Then? Who stole all my underwear?" Akane asked with a weird face. "I have none to wear for tomorrow!"

"Never fear!" said Wu Fei as he did a special pose. "Wu Fei's here, to help you find your undies....and justice!"

"Thank you Wu Fei!" Akane cried as she hugged his legs. "I can't thank you enough,"

"Onna...you can never understand 'em," grinned Wu Fei.

"Are we also committed with this case you're handling?" asked Duo sheepishly. Wu Fei just nodded as he patted Akane's head who was still hugging his legs.

"Yeay!!!" everyone shouted happily.

"Let's begin now!"

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