Buh-Bye Relena

Part 3

by Chibichini



Relena went back inside after walking around the estate for 2 hours. She found Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei having tea in the living room, but no Heero.............or Duo.(they're still talking..)

"Hello, wheres Heero?" She asked

"Oh, well, um.........he and Duo......went for a walk." Quatre said

"Oh, he should of told me, then I could of come along. Do you know where they went."

"Uh......nope, they didn't say where they were going to do." Trowa said

"Well, I guess I'll just have to wait for them to come back." Relena sat down next to Trowa and poured herself a cup of tea. "So, what do you guys do for fun around here?"

"Well, there's swimming and fencing, and Duo likes to throw nightly drinking parties."

"Hmm, typical Duo. Do you know why Duo hates to see me around Heero? You'd think he'd be happy for me and him."

"Uh...................nope. I think he's just jealous cuz him and Heero are such good friends and all." Quatre said.

"Oh." Relena got up and went to the window. "Does anyone know why Heero won't admit he loves me?" She asked. "Or who this someone else he loves is?"

"I know who he loves, but I'm not liberty to tell you." Wufei said.

"Come on. Please tell me." Relena said.

"Well, um....."

"Hey everyone!" Duo pranced down the stairs with Heero slowly following.

"Whats going on? Anything? Oooh..TEA!" Duo grabbed a cup and poured himself some.

"Oh, there you are Heero," Relena went up to Heero and hugged him. "I missed you so so much." Heero just grunted and pushed Relena away.

"Hey, Wu-man. You wanna fence against me? I bet this time I can kick your booty!" Duo went over to Wufei and gave him a nuggie.

"The names Wufei and don't mess up my hair." Wufei said as he smoothed out his hair.

"Alright Wuffie!" Duo dragged him into the fencing room.

"Oh Heero, now that Duos gone, do you want to go swimming with me?" Relena asked.

"I have work to do." Heero went back up the stairs. Then Relena realized something.

"Hey guys, if Heero and Duo went for a walk, then why did they come down the stairs just now?"

"Uh........they must of climbed through the window upstairs." Trowa said.

"Why would they do something like that when they could of came through the front door." she asked.

"Beats me, they're just weird." Trowa and Quatre got up and went into the kitchen to start making supper. Relena went up the stairs after Heero.

* * * * * *

"Take that, and that, and that!" Duo shouted as he swung his fencing thing at Wufei (I don't know what its called..is it a sword?) "AH! You beat me again Wuffie!" Duo plunked on the floor. "I'm never gonna beat you."

"Ah, don't be sad Maxwell. Fencing just isn't your thing." Wuffie (oops, Wufei I mean) took off his mask and smoothed his hair.

"Hey, Wu-man, your hair looks fine." Duo got up and slapped Wufei on the back.

"Ow, be careful Maxwell."

"The names Duo." Duo said smirking. Trowa walked in the room just before Wuffie (woops, did it again) was about to punch Duo in the stomach. (Relena was right.....temper,temper) "Hey guys, suppers ready."

"ALRIGHT FOOD!!!!!" Duo ran out of the room. "I'm so hungry I could eat...eat....ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!" Duo plunked in a chair and got ready to eat...er.....inhale his food. After everyone else was seated, Quatre brought out the food.

"All right! Meatloaf!" Duo shouted. He loved meatloaf(ewwy).

"Meatloaf? Yuck." Heero said. But Quatre gave him some anyway.

"It was all I could make considering Duo went on another eating spree this morning." Quatre said as he sat down next to Trowa. "So, what are we going to do tommorow? There's got to be something to do."

"We could go to the circus." Trowa suggested. "Or camping."

"Or to the beach!" Duo suggested.

"You guys can go where ever you want but me and Heero are going to go on a picnic. Right Heero?" Relena asked. Heero grunted. "No, Relena, I'd rather do something with everyone else."

"Oh Heero, I'll just come with you guys. And don't worry, I won't leave your side." Relena grabbed Heero's arm. Heero grunted again. (if he did it some more he could be mistaken for a pig)

"Quatre, I don't want to mean, but your meatloaf is disgusting." Relena said as she spit out a bite. Quatre stopped eating and his eyes filled with tears.

I didn't think it was anything to cry over." Relena said. Trowa glared at her.

"So, Trowa, hows your circus act going, if its even going at all. I personnally think circuses are so overrated. And not to mention some clown acts can be pretty pathetic." Relena said as she ignored Trowa's glare. Trowa's glare turned into the death glare, close to matching Heero's. Wufei banged on the table

" Relena, are you going to sit here and insult everyone tonight," Wufei said through gritted teeth.

"Oh Wufei, you have such a horrible temper. ITs no wonder you don't have a girlfriend." Relena (the dumb thing she was) apparently had a death wish. Wufei turned bright tomato red, and steam was coming out of his ears.

"So, Duo, how did your fencing match go with Wufei today."

"He beat me, again." Duo said as he inhaled more meatloaf.

"Oh, will I'm sure you would be able to beat him if you weren't such a goof. As a matter of fact, you'd be good at a bunch of things if you weren't such a goof."

"Are you saying that I'm not good at anything?" Duo asked.

"Well, you would be if you would learn how to behave." Relena turned to Heero, who was fuming. " So Heero, what should we do tommorow." Heero didn't answer. Relena stared at him waiting for an answer. Then she looked around the table and notice that they all looked pissed. "Gee guys, what's your problem?" She asked.

The GW boys looked at her and all had the same thought. Relena must die. And she must die soon.



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