"I win." "Waaaahhh, Heero, that's the fifth time you've beaten me!" The pilot of Wing Zero looked up from the travel-sized game he and Duo had been playing in the mini-van. For once, the five pilots had a break so they were going up to Quatre's estate in the mountains. It was getting boring so Duo took out his travel-sized Candy Land game.

Trowa glared at them from the third row of seats. "Can you two keep it down? Quatre's sleeping." "And," Wufei added from the driver's seat, "It's bad enough that Maxwell here made all that fuss about putting *both* rows of seats down so he and Yuy could play that infernal game." Duo pouted but then cleared the board saying, "C'mon, Hee-chan, I wanna play another game." The other boy rolled his cobalt eyes and said, "Baka, you never win." "I do too!" A muscle in Trowa's cheek jumped as he growled, "Can't you two be quiet?"

The HeavyArms pilot went ignored as the two boys were engaged in a glaring contest, one that Heero would no doubt win. He smiled somewhat when he saw the way the air was visibly crackling with tension between the two. The French pilot's smirk widened when he saw strands of Duo's hair standing up from the static field the two glares had created. The air crackled some more, sending sparks everywhere and sucked the two into the game board.

Trowa raised an eyebrow. "Hn… WUFEI, STOP THE CAR!!!" The mini-van screeched to a halt and sent the occupants flying from their seats. "Trowa, can you get off me?" "Wufei, could you first get your foot off *that*?" The pilot of Shenlong had no idea the normally quiet boy's voice could go that high. Quatre was still curled up in the back, sleeping peacefully. After a minute, the two boys untangled themselves, fortunately, no neutering involved. The black haired boy turned to his comrade and asked calmly, "Now, what is it?" "Duo and Heero got pulled into the Candy Land game." "You're joking." "Seriously, we're down here!" A tiny voice squeaked. Two pairs of eyes, one green and one black, stared at the little board in confusion and dismay. "Duo?!"

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"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Duo kept screaming at the top of his lungs, not realizing that he and Heero had stopped falling. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-" "Duo, shut up." "WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" "Duo, open your eyes." "WE'RE GONNA- huh? Oh, guess not." The self-proclaimed Shinigami looked around and found that he and his dark haired lover were sitting on… "Ice cream?" Indeed, they were sitting on a large scoop of vanilla ice cream. "Waaahh, I like chocolate better!" "Baka, look at us!" "WE'RE CHIBIS?!?! WAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

Once Chibi Duo cooled down, Chibi Heero took a nice long look at their new surroundings. Virtually everything was made out of sweets. The roads were made out of cookies and the trees were made of candy and ice cream and whatnot. Basically, it was candy heaven. The only weird thing was that beyond the pink and purple cotton candy clouds and the peachy looking skies, it was a deep, crackling blue, like a thunderstorm.

"We got pulled into the Candy Land game." Chibi Duo lifted his black cap and scratched his head. "How?" Chibi Heero pulled a chart and pointer out of his spandex space, and tapped the chart explaining, "The intensity of our combined glares was so great that the electric field it created, opened up a portal to this dimension that exists only in your board game." With one last tap, he ripped a hole in the chart and turned to face Chibi Duo, who had fallen asleep listening to Chibi Heero's droning and was drooling in the ice cream. A vein popped out of Chibi Heero's forehead and he snapped the pointer in two. "DUO, WAKE UP!!!!"

Chibi Duo jumped and cried, "I'm awake, I'm awake!" Both chibis jumped when they heard Trowa's abnormally loud voice saying. "Heero and Duo got pulled into the Candy Land game." Chibi Heero frowned when he heard Wufei say, "You're joking." Chibi Duo jumped up and down and waved his cap around yelling, "Seriously, we're down here!" Heero could just about make out their faces through the electric field. The looks on their faces were priceless; Duo was dying to take a picture. "Duo?!"

"How can you two get out?" Trowa's voice boomed. Chibi Heero scratched his head and shouted back, "There might be an exit at the end of the game." The image of Trowa and Wufei's faces became fainter and simply disappeared. Chibi Duo looked at his chibi-fied lover and asked, "So where do we go now?" Chibi Heero grabbed the long chestnut braid and dragged him off the scoop of ice cream saying, "The end of the game just might be our way out of here." "Oh."

To say the least, Duo had died and gone to heaven. Not only was *everything* made of sweets, it looked incredibly tempting and he was already starving. "Duo?" "Yes, Hee-koi?" "You're drooling again." "Oh, gomen." After some time, they still hadn't gotten very far down the candy road, mostly because of their tiny chibi legs which only allowed the owner to toddle along at approximately 1.5 miles an hour. Or was that .15? I don't know, I forgot, but anyway, back to the story…

Chibi Duo's violet eyes glazed over at the sight of the cookie bridge over the chocolate stream. Beyond the bridge was a range of ice cream sundae mountains. Chibi Heero raised an eyebrow at his braided comrade and was certainly not prepared when Duo took off, his braid flying behind him like a banner. "Duo no baka, get back here!" "Hot fudge sundaes!!!" The two chibi pilots made their way across the bridge and to the mountains at a shocking three miles an hour, a breakthrough in the chibis' speed.

Chibi Duo ran and leaped headfirst into the nearest oversized sundae. Chibi Heero stared, spellbound, as the ice cream mountain shrunk visibly within two minutes. Duo's chocolate covered braid was the only part of the chestnut haired pilot as he attacked the mountain with a ferocity usually associated with bloodthirsty, rabid, carnivores. Eh, close enough…

As Heero watched, he noticed just how yummy Duo was starting to look. His lover was literally covered from head to toe with ice cream and chocolate sauce and he was starting on the candied cherry. As Chibi Duo licked and licked, Chibi Heero got harder and harder. Ah, the joys of spandex…

After several agonizing seconds, Chibi Heero ran and tackled Chibi Duo, sending the braided chibi deeper into the ice cream. After much moaning, groaning, and the use of the f-word as a verb in various phrases, a priest's outfit and a black cap, 80% gundanium spandex shorts and a green top, all covered in ice cream and chocolate, came flying out of the sundae mountain. The peaceful Chibi Candy Land suddenly rang with shrieks of "YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!!!!" and "FUUUUUCK MEEEEEEE HEEEEEERRRRROOOOO!!!!" before it all fell silent once more.

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Quatre opened his eyes to find that Duo and Heero were gone. He sat up and saw Trowa staring at Duo's travel-sized Candy Land game. "Trowa, where are Heero and Duo?" The taller boy looked up and simply said, "They got sucked into the game." Suddenly, it became very hard to breathe. Trowa tried to find the two pilots in that little dimension in the board game and hold his hyperventilating lover at the same time. But not even Trowa Barton, pilot of the Gundam HeavyArms could do that.

The little blond sucked in air and said, "How did they get sucked in?" Trowa thought for a minute and replied, "They were having a glaring contest and the electric field it made pulled them into a dimension inside Duo's game." Quatre rubbed at his now throbbing temples, trying to make sense of the chaos that seemed to be following them constantly. "So how do we get them out?" "I don't know- WUFEI, WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!!!" "Barton, I *know* how to drive!"

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Chibi Heero pulled his soggy clothes on and suddenly stopped when he felt the gundanium reinforcement inside give him one of the nastiest wedgies known to man. Chibi Duo bounced down the candy road, covered in ice cream and limping slightly, but no less hyper, what with all that ice cream he had recently devoured, uh, consumed. "C'mon Heero! Let's go!" Because of his near fatal wedgie, Heero could no longer toddle the way nature intended his little chibi legs to and had to settle for waddling like he had a gundam up his ass.

After five minutes, the two chibis were well out of the ice cream mountains and walking through chocolate swamps. At some point, Chibi Duo whined for a rest and Chibi Heero not so reluctantly complied. Leaning heavily against a chocolate tree and panting like he'd gone through a triathlon, Chibi Heero gasped out, "My mission… get out of this damn game … and deal with this twice be damned wedgie." Now, everybody knows that Heero Yuy's shorts are reinforced with gundanium, so even if he tried to pick his wedgie from the seven levels of hell and beyond, he wouldn't have been able to. And he knew that damn well, having dealt equally potent wedgies during his life.

Chibi Duo looked at him and asked, "Wha'd ya say, Hee-koi?" "Nothing, let's get going." The chestnut braid quickly disappeared around the bend and Chibi Heero stiffly waddled after the other chibi muttering, "Ninmu ryoukai."

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The mini-van swerved and sent Quatre flying on top of Trowa. The Candy Land game would've went out the window had the French pilot not caught it. "Wufei, slow down!" "It's dishonorable if I slow down! Slowing down is for weaklings!" Quatre gripped Trowa and his seatbelt as tightly as he could. "Wufei, please!" Trowa grabbed the tight ponytail and gave it a hard tug. "You heard him. Slow down." Wufei 'eeped' and grudgingly obeyed. "Thank you, Trowa." "I know another way you can thank me…" "Trowa! Mmm…" "Get a room, you two!"

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Chibi Heero waddled after Chibi Duo as quickly as one could when they had a gundanium reinforced wedgie. "Hee-kooooiiii, hurry up!" The psychotic little chibi huffed and picked up his pace, all the while vowing to kill Duo after this. "Duo, omae o korosu, Duo, omae o korosu, Duo, omae o korosu." And so on and so forth.

Chibi Duo bounced happily along the candy road, until he noticed just how much chocolate the chocolate swamps were made of, and mind you, that's a lot. "Chooooocolaaaaate…" His eyes got all big and swirly and drool started gushing from his mouth the way blood pours out of Wufei's when he gets a bloody nose. The braided chibi immediately bent over the swamp and starting stuffing melted chocolate into his mouth. Heero chose that moment to come around the bend. The wedgie-plagued chibi felt all the blood rush out of his head and into his, um, gun. His aching rear reminded him of his mission and a vein popped out of his forehead as he grunted, "Must not… fail my mission… I'm the Perfect Soldier… I will *NOT* give in and fix this *beep* *beep* wedgie until we are out of this *beep* game!" Just as the steam started shooting out of his ears, Chibi Heero stomped over, grabbed the meter long braid and dragged his wailing, cursing partner out of the chocolate swamps. "WAAAAAAHHHH!!! CHOCOLATE!!! HEE-KOI, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!" "Urusai, Duo no baka."

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Quatre nudged the game board with his finger and blinked when the air around the Candy Land game crackled and turned blue. Trowa was busy trying to get Quatre's shirt off without the other boy noticing. He failed. "Trowa!" "Damn shirt!" Consequently, there was a loud rip and much giggling.

Wufei chose that moment to turn around and see Trowa, err, molesting Quatre. "KISAMA!" Blood started spurting out of his nose the way drool was pouring out of Duo's mouth the way nose sprays out of Wufei's nose- aw, forget it.

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Chibi Heero continued to drag his wailing, screaming chibi lover along the bright, shiny candy road. His little yellow sneakers made little chocolate footprints along the bright, shiny candy road. This did not go unnoticed by Chibi Duo. "CHOCOLATE!!!" "DUO!!"

Somehow, Duo managed to free his braid from the other chibi's grip and plastered himself to the not so bright, shiny candy road and was licking the chocolate footprints off. "Duo, I wouldn't lick those if I were you…" "It's just your shoe!" Chibi Heero fidgeted and decided he wouldn't tell Duo that he had stepped in some mud before he had gotten into the car. The chibi baka found out soon enough. "EWWW!!! HEERO, OMAE O KOROSU!!!" "Duo… calm down… give me my gun back…."

Chibi Duo ran after Chibi Heero. The two little chibis ran, I mean, toddled, or in Heero's case, waddled over the not so bright, shiny candy road now covered with little brown footprints of various origin. Past the caramel deserts and the cherry volcanoes, they toddled at a impossible 3.5 miles an hour. At some point, when they had just passed the gingerbread houses and the peppermint gardens, Chibi Duo leaped and grabbed for Chibi Heero. Unfortunately, his timing was off by a sixteenth of a second and he ended up pantsing his Hee-koi.

Chibi Heero could have just about died from relief but he realized something far worse than his rear-threatening wedgie. He had *FAILED* his mission. "Ninmu shipai…" Chibi Heero whispered in disbelief. Mission failure. His cobalt eyes gleamed maniacally as he whipped a self-destruct detonator from his spandex space. Chibi Duo watched in all his chibi horror as the mission crazed Hee-koi pressed the trigger.

"BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!" Candy Land erupted in a puff of smoke as two little chibis flew through the air. Chibi Duo was screaming bloody murder as he and Chibi Heero flew through the air. Said spandex chibi boy was cackling like the homicidal, suicidal, trigger-happy lunatic he was, still smoking self-destruct device and all. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Oi Heero, pull your shorts up! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

He was still screaming and Heero was still cackling as they were thrown through the electric barrier and back into their own little dimension.

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Trowa stopped doing his impersonation of a vampire long enough to see the board crackle and glow. The French pilot dropped his certain blond 'victim' and watched the game as it crackled one last time before exploding and going up in smoke. Duo and Heero were flung from the smoldering Candy Land game. Both boys' hair was sticking straight up from the electric field they had passed through and Heero's spandex shorts were down by his ankles. Duo was still screaming, like he was being murdered. Either that or like Wufei had eaten all the potato chips again. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" "Duo, urusai."

The braided American stopped screaming and blinked. He took one look at the smoky remains of his precious Candy Land game and started wailing like Quatre's sisters during that special, if not cursed, Time of the Month TM. "WAAAAHHHH!!! MY GAME!!!" The blond Winner heir chose wisely to remain silent as Trowa cleared his throat to get their attention. "Would you two mind explaining why you're completely covered in ice cream?"

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