Hey everybody!!! These characters are not mine!!! Sooooo ....... don't sue me please!!!! And I like to say this is a commercial fic!!! ^__^ It's supose to be funny!!! Soooo on to the commercials!!! Note: I added my own things in them!!! the ones you've seen on T.V.

Commercial #1: (The Insanity Begins) Got Milk?

On a trip to Florida, Duo and the others were on a vacation to Disneyland, the happiest place on Earth or is it?

Duo: Guys I need to go to the bathroom!!!!

Heero: Duo!!! How many times have I told you not to drink too much!!!

Duo: But .... Mommy!!!!

Heero: Duo!!! I'm not your mother!!!!

Duo: Daddy!!

Heero: Aaaaaaah!!! Grrrrrrrr

Duo: I need to go bad!!!!

Heero: Gooooooo!!!!

Duo: Okay dokey!!! You come with me!!!

They go to the bathroom...

Duo: I don't need to go now!!!!

Heero: What?!!!!

Duo: I'm thirsty!!!

Heero: Go and get something to drink, you baka!!!

Duo:(walks to the snack bar and asks the lady) Do you have any milk?

Lady: No.

Duo:(screams like a girl) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! Noo milk?!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Heero: Baka!!

Commercial #2: Three meteors are heading towards earth

Duo: Hey Metier!!

Wufei: Hey Weak Meteor!!!

Quatre: Hey Meteor!!!

Duo: Hey, have you ever visit Discovery.com?!! I heard that they tell you all kinds of things!! They know everything!!

Wufei: Duh!!! Baka!!!

Quatre: I've visited that site!!! I learned to cure my sicknesses!!!.

Wufei:(in the background) Yeah right.

Quatre: Train my dog, and cure my dandruff!!!

Wufei: You weaklings want to Know what I've learned?!!!

The Others: Yeah!!

Wufei: I've learned that most meteors burn in the weak Earths atmosphere!!!

The meteors enter the Earths atmosphere and start to burn.

Wufei: Aaah!! the atmosphere!!! Aaaaaaaah!!!

Together: Aaaaaaah!!! Aaaaaaah!!! the atmosphere!!! Aaaaaah!!!!

Commercial #3 Behold the power of cheese.

Dog: You want it? Then bark!!!

Duo: Bark!!!

Dog: Roll over!!! (Duo rolls over) Play dead!!! (Duo played dead) Sit!!! (Duo sits up) Gooooood boy!!! (he gives him the cheese)

Duo runs for the cheese.

Behold the power of cheese!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How'd ya like that?!!! Got any questions and/or comments or If you like to help me write more commercials I'll make sure you'll get credit!!! E-mail me at Greenstar539641@aol.com ^__^