The plot of this story
was taken from one of the scenes
from part 1 of 'The Morning After' by Blue Violet.
Don't worry, this isn't an angsty fic - just a fic
created to make you smile.
The Great
Cooking Disaster
by Blue
Violet and Black Shadow
"Duo! It's your turn to cook today!!" yelled Quatre at
the braided American. "You can't expect me to cook every
time when it's your turn!"
"But I hate cooking," grumbled Duo. "Beside's you're so
good at cooking - you make the bestest meals in the whole
world!"
"Brown-nosing isn't going to get you anywhere, Duo," said
the blonde Arab wryly. "And even if I can cook, that doesn't mean
that I like to cook."
"Waaahhh! You're so cruel," whined Duo. "Trowaaaa, please
do all the cooking for me, please?"
"No way," said Trowa shaking his head. "I all ready promised
Quatre that we'll be spending some quality time together
today." With that, the tall boy smiled at Quatre and
the blonde smiled sweetly in return.
"But you always spend your qualiy time with Quatre
every night!!" protested Duo.
Trowa and Quatre blushed bright red and Quatre hid his
blushing face by burying his face in Trowa's chest.
"I'm not going to help you," said Trowa, still blushing.
"Hmmph. Heero and Wufei won't help me either!" complained Duo.
"Looks like I have to cook after all."
"Hmmm. I should just do whatever this cookbook says then
my cooking would look just as nice as the one in the picture,"
mused Duo. "Now all I have to do right now is to get out
all the ingredients and the pots and pans."
After rummaging around in the cabinets and the huge fridge
for about fifteen minutes, Duo finally got all the ingredients
ready. Then he took another fifteen minutes to find all
the pots and pans. (Twice he had to call Quatre to tell
him where were all the stuff. There were just too many cabinets
in the kitchen!!!)
"Maxwell! Are you done with your cooking all ready?" yelled
Wufei from the dining table.
"Not yet!" shouted back Duo. "I have only gotten the ingredients
and the pots and pans, that's all!"
"Well, hurry up will you?" shouted Wufei.
Duo shook his head. Wufei seemed to be having an incredibly
enourmous appetite these past few days. In fact, even bigger than
the American's appetite. And the amount of food the Chinese ate...
it amazed even Duo himself.
Duo reached for the cookbook and read the instructions.
He had chosen what he thought was the easiest thing he could
make - an egg salad.
"OK. Now I have to fill this pot with water, put the
fire on and then put the eggs in," muttered Duo to himself.
"Easy enough, I guess."
Next, he washed some a head of lettuce and shredded the
lettuce leaves to small bits. Then he dumped them into
a big ceramic bowl. After that, he dumped some mayyonaise
in the bowl but he dumped in too much mayyonaise and it looked
as if the mayo was gonna overflow from the bowl.
Duo sweatdropped as he surveyed his work. "Uh, I need to
get a bigger bowl, that's all." So he rummaged in the cabinets for
a much bigger bowl. At last, he found one and dumped the contents
from the other bowl to the bigger one.
But then Duo decided that
there was just too much mayyonaise, so he proceeded to add
in more lettuce - enough to feed an entire army of
rabbits.
"Oh no! It's time for 'You're on Candid Camera'!!" shouted
Duo as he remembered that it was time for his favourite
tv show. Forgetting about the eggs, he ran to the living
room to watch hiss never-to-be-missed show.
"Hahaha! That's sooo funny," laughed Duo as he clutched at
his stomache. To the American, nothing could be even
better than to watch a funny show.
A shadow loomed over him...
"Maxwell! Why didn't you tell us that you have all ready
finished cooking?" asked Wufei, crossing his arms over
his chest. He was absolutely miffed that Duo didn't tell
him that lunch was ready - especially when he was waiting for lunch
to be served for such a long time.
"Cooking?" asked Duo, his mind blank.
"Don't tell me that you didn't cook anything!" groaned
Wufei, slapping his palm to his forehead.
"Do you guys smell something funny?" asked Heero
as he casually descended down the stairs.
Suddenly the three of them heard Quatre screaming. Thinking
that something had happened to Quatre, they ran to his room.
"Hey, Q. What's the matter?" asked Duo, panting from his
sprint.
"There's smoke coming out of the kitchen's window!" shouted
Quatre. "My kitchen's on fire!!"
"How did you know that?" asked Duo. "I didn't smell
anything burning."
Quatre glared at him. "My uchuu no kokoro told me," he said
frostily. And it's all your fault that the kitchen's burning."
"Me? What did I do?" squaked Duo.
"You were the one who was cooking in the kitchen!" shouted
Quatre.
"Hurry up and stop whatever it is that's burning!" ordered
Trowa as he tried to comfort Quatre, who was about to
explode in anger.
Instantly, the other three pilots dashed to the kitchen
to see thick black smoke filling up the place.
"I can't see anything!" complained Duo as the three walked around
in the smoky kitchen. "And I can't breath!!"
"I have all ready stopped the burning," announced Heero.
"You have?" asked Duo. "Wow, that was quick."
"So, what was it that was burning?" grumbled Wufei.
"Boiled eggs."
There was silence. Wufei blinked his eyes.
"Maxwell, in all my life I have never heard of somebody
nearly burning down the kitchen because he was boiling eggs?!"
shouted Wufei.
Duo smiled sheepishly as he peered into the pot. The water
was gone and the eggs... they were stuck to the bottom of the pot.
"So, is everything under control?" asked Trowa as he and Quatre ran
into the still smoky kitchen. Quatre seemed to have calmed down
all ready.
Duo showed them the pot.
"You're telling me that you nearly burnt down the kitchen
boiling eggs?" Quatre nearly shouted, his eyes bulging.
Duo nodded his head meekly.
Trowa quickly comforted Quatre with his super-duper deluxe
kisses before the blonde could fly up into a rage.
Finally, they decided that the pot had to be thrown away
because the eggs were stubbornly stuck to the bottom of the pan.
The kitchen was still in good condition - except for the
cieling. It had gotten black from all the smoke. But all in all,
the kitchen was safe, everyone was safe and that was all that mattered.
"So what's for lunch?" asked Heero.
Duo placed the a big ceramic bowl on the dining room table.
The others peered into the bowl and stared. The bowl was full
of lettuce and mayo. Only that. And it looked disgusting enough.
Suddenly, everyone lost their appetite.
"What? You guys aren't gonna eat?" asked Duo in
disbelief. "Cool, more food for me then!"
OWARI.
(Owari for this part only. Parts 2 and 3 are on the way!)
So how did minna-san like this fic? We hope that it was
funny because it was meant to be funny! Send your
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Blue Violet and Black Shadow.
Arigatou!!
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