{Author’s Note: "Wufei no koibitos" need to press that little x in the corner of their window now. Don’t take this fic too serious or flame me with mech sizes or with how this is not possible. It’s meant to be funny. It takes place during the scene near the first of Gundam Wing when Wufei is fighting Noin.}

Lieutenant Noin fought for the stabilization of the Aries suit she was controlling. How could a mere kid do all that damage? She knew she had to stop him without killing him. Maybe she felt too much towards human beings, but he was just a kid. How could she live with herself with the death of a kid on her conscience?

But this wasn't any ordinary mere kid. This kid was a Gundam pilot and one that was currently kicking her ass. Her backup arrived, beginning to fire away at the Gundam. Not only were those bullets useless against the pilot, they might hurt someone else in the process. "Hold your fire!" she commanded.

"Lieutenant Noin! Why?" a soldier yelled, obeying her command. He watched in horror as he heard the Gundam pilot say, "Because she's a woman!" right before hitting her and throwing her now useless suit to the ground.

Wufei Chang smirked. It was time to move in for the kill and it pleased him greatly that his enemy had underestimated him. But suddenly, he found himself being lifted from the ground by the head of his Gundam. "What... what's going on?" he yelled, trying not to lose his cool. He found himself suddenly staring into the eyes of another mech, a big red mech, nearly three times the size of his own.

Sohryu Asuka Langley grinned with her half-crazed grin at the helpless boy in her grasp. "And what’s so wrong with being a woman?"