Its tuesday. Three in the afternoon Los Angeles police pick up a con artist on a section 827, the old fountain of youth scam. The con artist is selling bottles of liquid that he claims slows the aging process. The detective tells his partner, "Frank check his record. My gut tells me that our boy has played this game before." Frank reports back. "You're right, hes's got priors. He was busted for the same thing in 1815, 1887, 1921...."

"Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for supper?" No response.

So the husband moved to the other end of the room, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?" Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" Again he gets no response so he walks up to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away.

"Honey, what's for supper?"

Again there is no response, so he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"

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"Earl, for the fourth time, CHICKEN!!!!"

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grenade

what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
run like heck... theres a hand grenade in her mouth

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