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Life is fragile---, handle with prayer.
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We're all invited to a heavenly feast but we must R.S.V.P.!
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But St. Peter-- what about my civil rights?"
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
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God loves everyone,
but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'!
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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No Jesus, no peace; Know Jesus, know peace!
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God doesn't want shares of your life,
He wants controlling interest!
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His pain is your gain!
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WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
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GOD is like Hallmark cards:
HE cared enough to send the very best.
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God gives every bird it's food,
but He does not throw it into its nest.
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Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
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For all you do, His bloods for you!
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T.G.I.F.-- Thank God I'm Forgiven.
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Jesus, don't leave earth without Him!
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Christ's return is near-- Don't miss it for the world! .
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Seven days without prayer makes one weak.
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Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of wait.
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"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
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"In the dark? Follow the Son".
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Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long,
and the pay is low, but the retirement benefits are out of this world.
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Get Right or get Left!
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This is a Ch--ch. What is missing? ------->(UR)
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Try our Sundays. They're better then Baskins-Robbins.
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Read the bible. It's user-friendly plus we offer tech support on Sundays
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GODISNOWHERE (now read it again)
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If your bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together.
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God's last name is not "Damn".
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In case of nuclear attack-- the ban on praying in school is lifted.
