Lessons_learnt_from_Tortall

1) If something feels heavier than it ought to be, your enemy probably weighted the object down with lead.

2) Always be wary of traps outside your door. You never know if you would slip in someone's urine, slide over oil or get dosed by water.

3) If a cat waves at you, DUCK, as an arrow is going to hit you. (Lesson gleaned from Kel's story of the waving cats)

4) "You have to disarm your fear or it will make a cripple of you".

5) A way to deal with your fear with heights is to climb trees, cliffs and any high places.

6) Some unique ways of celebrating your birthday is to climb a tree and throw up, or to defeat a band of bandits and then feel like throwing up.

7) Snow can be brushed off more easily than oil.

8) "Never leave things to the last minute". (Neal's advice to Kel)

9) Have a head start in punishments. Even if it means dumping your plate of food on the training master, teacher, etc.
~ Wildofre

8) NEVER GIVE UP.

9) You can never make everyone happy.

10) Hold on to our dreams and they will come true. (Look at Lalasa)

11) Learn self-defence. It WILL come in handy.

12) Exercise is GOOD!

13) Find out the next year’s syllabus as it might help you prepare yourself for it. (Kel having to carry weights the next year)
~ ^*^Tasha^*^

14) In a group conversation, SOMEONE has to listen to the talk.

15) It helps if you have a wild mage to improve your relationship with the animals around you.
(Peachblossom, smart sparrow, etc.)

16) “You may want anything you like…that doesn’t mean you will get it.”

17) “Rulers are seldom nice people”.
~ Sherry

LESSONS I LEARNT FROM TORTALL

1) Just because you’re short you can kick butt.

2) Use your temper to your advantage can be a great battle scheme.

3) Never have a smart-ass talking cat.

4) Once a rouge, always a rouge.

5) Just because you can talk to animals doesn’t make you weird…

6) Or does it?

7) Stay away from girl with fans…

8) If you’re a boy.

9) Spinning metal fans is good for you.

10) Never, I mean never “sleep” with your squire….

11) Come on, don’t you people have any morals!!??

12) The plot with Kel going to the ball is way over used plot in TP fan fiction.

13) Healers are way over used in fantasy novels.

14) Never do anything to a person with red hair that would set off their temper.

15) If you do, man do I fell sorry for you! Ha!

16) I know not all of you like the idea of “lady knights” (a cretin boy who’s in my algebra class!) and though that woman knew their “place” look at Joan Of Arc! Huh, huh? Ah crap, she burned at the stake… Narf ^^;;;;

17) A prince that is “forceful” and a lady knight who’s “stubborn” never make a good couple.

18) TP has a soft spot of red heads.

19) You should all join the anti-Cleon club.

20) Cleon is a stupid clown that says, “You don’t want to die a virgin?” too much.

21) We should all bow down to King John.

That’s all that my puny mind could manage. I don’t mean to offend anyone who like’s that clown of a boy!

~ Aeris ~