FAQs
Q.  Does this shirt go with these pants?
A.  No.

Q.  What happens after you die?
A.  Ask again later.

Q.  People frequently use the phrase, "They say that......".  Who are "they?
A.  Wal-Mart.

Q.  Do you want a piece of me?
A.  No.

Q.  Didn't we almost have it all?
A.  No, not even close.

Q.   Do you know what time it is?
A.   Yes.
FUN FACTS

A CAT USING ONLY ITS ASS COULD DO BETTER than Doug Snodgrass, who writes, produces, 
performs and records all of A CAT USING ONLY ITS ASS COULD DO BETTER's music.
 
Forget what you've heard, Doug Snodgrass never played a doctor on television.
 
Doug Snodgrass has recorded and performed with Freedy Johnston, Chuck Mead of BR549,
and Ric Menck of Velvet Crush. He has also written songs with Chuck Mead.
 
When Doug Snodgrass was in high school, his counselors recommended that he have
an exorcism. Obviously, the exorcism never happened.
 
Doug Snodgrass plays a whole bunch of instruments.
 
Doug Snodgrass wrote the following lyric, although he has not yet found the
proper home for it: "I found out assface was a whore, so I kicked assface
out the door, assfirst".