chapter 5.

Cussing is BullSh*t

you ever wonder why people cuss? i dont, because i know why, because i know everything. do you wanna know why people cuss? no? fine, F*ck you. Know why i just said that? well ill explain it.

Theres a few different reasons why people cuss and we'll start with the most undertandable and apporopriate. When you tell sombody somthing and they say "so?" or "riiighht" or "i dont care" or anything to that extent, you get offended. Right? right. and when you get offended, you think, F*ck the person that offended me, they have pissed me off. well, exactly. F*ck them because F*ck and Sh*t and B*tch and all those cuss words are...stronger? than what they said so you cuss at them because you want to feel like a bigger person, or because your a F*cking crazy ass bastard.

Reason number two is because you just want to. Sometimes your just like "well f*ck" and thats understandable, to me anyway.

Reason number three is...well....because when ur around certain people you just start cussing and who cares, now to more important matters. like, WHY IS CUSSING BAD?

Ive got a secret, its not. You are brought up to believe that cussing is bad because all of our parents and grandparents and even some of our peers were brainwashed by retarded billy goats and giraffs that are politically correct. which is why nobody can say anything mean in public too but thats a different chapter. the point is, how can a simple word be bad? whats the difference between saying sex and fuck, there isnt one. so people say "why not just say sex" well, i say, "why not say fuck", if theres no difference then who gives a shit. you say, why not say crap or poop instead of sh*t. well, if they mean the same thing, why is saying shit a bad thing? i really dont think it is. why not say female dog instead of bitch? because that would be gay as shit and id fucking punch whoever did that. and it gets the point across much clearer than saying "because that would be dumb as poo and id hit whoever did it!" see? my point is,cussing isnt bad and if you think it is give me one good reason, ONE GOOD REASON WHY ITS BAD, and ill erase this entire chapter.

oh and by the way, saying "its offensive" wont work because i just wrote a chapter about why its not offensive, retard.