W i l l 7 3 8 6: im gonna write a book, im gonna start right...now.

Chapter 2.

Suck

If theres one thing that sucks about this world, its people that suck. If there's 2 things that suck...it would be people that suck, and mexican pot roast. If there's 3 things that suck, its people that suck, mexican pot roast, and Emo music. If theres 4 things that suck, its people that suck, mexican pot roast, Emo music, and the horrible embarassment of a movie entitled "Lord of the Rings", which was by far the biggest waste of $7.50 i have ever been conned (sp?) into spending. Anyway, im getting ahead of myself. This chapter is about people that ruin other people fun, days, weeks, months, even lives sometimes, just for kicks. Most of these people that ruin others fun do it in an indirect manner, meaning not in person, usually over the internet or sometimes the phone. If they are a big enough loser they will even do it through the mail. In many cases, losers (people that suck) will make prank phone calls to defensless retards who have no clue what has hit them. But why? I dont know, ive made prank phone calls before....why? Because EVERYBODY sucks just as much as the next person. Thats right, you suck just as much as me and i suck just as much as the next person and so on and so on, it never ends. Now your probably thinking "wow, this guy has a self esteem issue. Well, wrong again!! you know why your wrong? because your judgemental and you suck!! haha. But see, i just said you are judgmental and i dont even know who is reading this, so i dont know if you are or not, so I suck for saying you are judgemental. Are you seeing a pattern? You cant get away without sucking, so just give in. Nobody except God can get away without sucking. Bill Clinton? sucks. Tiger woods...hes lost before, he sucks. Barry Bonds...just some sucky guy that plays baseball. Me? i suck, i already told ya that, chances are you suck too. But before you go getting all moody on me, just remember, its ok to suck. You shouldnt be ashamed of sucking you should be proud. Proud to know that you, like the rest of the world and everything on it, share a common trait, you suck.

Now people try and tell me i shouldn't be so... "suck this" "suck that" "you suck" "i suck". But people, thats just the way it is. If i didnt suck, would i have written this? No! Because if i didnt suck, i would probably have something better to do that write a book, especially a book with a chapter about sucking. My point is its ok not to be perfect, because like the story says, pobodies nerfect (or whatever, i dont know...its about a cow with purple spots). So dont make prank calls, dont ruin peoples days...if youve gott nothing better to do, then sit alone and drown in self pitty because none of us want to hear it. Everybody sucks the same amount and youve got it no worse than you should have it. Your life happens the way it was meant to happen so dont whine about it.

If your a really sensitive person then, to spare your feelings, you dont suck...

ha....hahaha....hahahah yea right you suck. Please Continue to chapter 3.