| An Ode to the Simple Things  As I advance on old age and father time creates more 
              and more wrinkles on this aged wizened 24 year old face, I find 
              myself reflecting on the simpler things in life and trying to come 
              to a full appreciation of their complexity. Everyday I find myself 
              confronted with little examples that I have taken for granted through 
              my many many years on this planet. Before the dreaded loss of memory 
              hits, I feel the need to pay homage to at least a few that spring 
              to mind.  Exploring objects of simplicity is far from a reward-less 
              task. It can send you on research that lasts hours yet yields little 
              results. This, I can only attribute to the fact that so many others 
              also take them for granted. For instance, you cannot question the 
              magnificence of a batting cage. Not the kind found in professional 
              ball parks but the kind found next the immortal miniature golf (patented 
              by Garnet Carter, first located on Lookout Mountain). The batting 
              cage, a place where our youths are spent (if you're a baseball fan), 
              a place where teen dates can be found (if you're a baseball fan), 
              a place where small cylindrical balls are hurled at you in various 
              speeds while you swing at them with a small club, and you pay for 
              it. What an invention! Unfortunately, hours of research and I have 
              yet to find the inventor of the first batting cage, or the soul 
              who first put it into the public recreation venue. Do you know? 
             Pablo 
              Neruda (1904-1973) was a famous Chilean poet who achieved notoriety 
              mainly through his odes to the simple things in life. Can you find 
              revelation in the simple things? Just read this, taken from "Ode 
              to the Atom."  "Infinitesimalstar
 you seemed
 forever buried
 in metal, hidden,
 your diabolic fire.
 One day
 someone knocked
 at your tiny
 door:
 it was man,
 with one
 explosion
 he unchained you,
 you saw the world…"
 The atom. Some may say not very simple at all. But 
              research the history of the bikini and you will find that the inventor 
              of the bikini, Jacques Heim, a Frenchman, first called his remarkable 
              invention the 'Atome.' Now, the bikini is simple (later renamed 
              by one Louis Reard) yet wonderfully complex by all that it shows 
              us. Kind of like the atom…  While we are on the subject of little things, why 
              not mention the immortal PEZ. Neruda never wrote about it. It was 
              invented in 1927 by Eduard Haas III and has become one of the smaller 
              symbols of American snacking and collectors. The PEZ dispenser, 
              how many people do you know that collect them? Perhaps not as many 
              as the Beanie Baby (I never see roadside PEZ dispenser stands), 
              but that doesn't mean it is unimportant. PEZ, the first interactive 
              candy, the dispenser, invented in 1948, the harbinger of self rotating 
              lollypops and hundreds of other ways to interactively keep the field 
              of dentistry alive.  The smaller things in life can take you down many 
              roads…some futile and some not. I have spent a few days now trying 
              to find the evolution of the Rice Krispie Treat from recipe to over 
              the counter snack item. How long did it take Kellogg's to figure 
              that out anyway? I've discovered that there was a toilet paper shortage 
              in America during December of 1973 (created by Johnny Carson, the 
              shortage, not the paper). I've learned that air conditioning was 
              invented by Willis Carrier (thank you Willis) and was originally 
              entitled 'Apparatus for Treating Air,' patent #808897. I've learned 
              that Earle Dickson of New Brunswick, NJ first invented band aids 
              because his poor wife Josephine couldn't cook without cutting herself 
              all over. The list goes on. So, my conclusion:  There are many complexities to be discovered in the 
              simple things. One can find them in a Pablo Neruda poem or one can 
              find them just by looking. It is up to you.  Sources for this article include: http://inventors.about.com |