The Boring News February, 2005 Edition
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Important Dates February 14th: Valentine's Day
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Advantages of Being Single By Rebecca Downside: I'm still single. Upside: I'm not dating losers. Being single isn't bad really. In fact, it's quite an adventure! There are things that single's can do that married people can't. I can have pictures of guys I don't even know plastered on my walls (sadly I don't, but at least the option is still there). I can go to dances and give total freaks my phone number so that they can call me for the next several months, harass me, try to get a date out of me and never succeed. I can go to the single's ward where there are no future prospects. I can be happy and be single! I've decided to make the best of the situation because once I get married, I'll never be single again. |
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