Census begins despite foot-and-mouth

9th April 2001

The once-in-a-decade population census is getting under way in the UK on Monday, despite the foot-and-mouth crisis.

Census takers will abide by strict guidelines in the worst-hit areas to ensure they do not contribute to the further spread of the disease.

Woe! Soon animals risk census. Neck, sir, slam in a noose! Ow!

Another Census Palindrome: Stats.